Everyone’s got their line that pushed them over the edge from President Donald Trump’s interview with Jonathan Swan of Axios (motto: “When USA Today is too complex, you’ve got Axios”). Mine occurred when Swan asked Trump about why he didn’t bother to ask Russian dictator Vladimir Putin about the reports that Putin had put a bounty on the heads of American soldiers in Afghanistan. Trump could have shimmied his hands around as he answered, “Well, he’s my dom and when master tells me not to ask questions, I can’t ask questions or he spanks my ass with the splintery switch.” That would have made sense. I could have thought, “Well, I guess he’s gotta do what a sub’s gotta do. No one wants splinters in their ass. I assume. Better google that later.” (Note: Of course there are people who want splinters in their ass.)

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