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Sad sack Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson has made the biggest headlines in his entire political career so far – not because he has any decent ideas, but for not knowing Aleppo, the epicenter of the Syrian war crisis. Caught dumb-handed, Gary says he’s going to try to make lemonade out of the situation, but concludes if this gaffe is the end of him (not that he ever had a beginning), so be it.

RNC chairman Reince Priebus says Hillary Clinton did not smile enough while talking about dead Syrians during the first televised meeting of both Trump and Clinton at the Commander-in-Chief forum. Hillary responds by saying the obvious: that is, Syria is too serious of a crisis to smile over; then suggests that maybe Trump was smiling enough for RNC tastes while gushing about his love for Russian president Vladimir Putin.

Donald Trump had a spectacular phone interview with Larry King, if your definition of spectacular is sounding like a grade-A idiot. When Larry King points out Trump’s “secret plan” to defeat ISIS is reminiscent of when Nixon wouldn’t reveal his secret plans for Vietnam, Trump seems to audibly shrug over the phone and declare “I don’t like to talk about it” before disappearing for good – leaving Larry King with DEAD SILENCE when asked about his true feelings on Mexican immigrants.

And a clearly done-with-all-this President Obama says Philippine president Duterte’s rude comments don’t bother him at all, since presumably A) Obama has dealt with worse for the last 7 years, and B) Duterte says the same thing about the Pope, so it’s probably just how he always talks.