It’s hard to pinpoint the most blitheringly fucked tangent that Donald Trump, our cracked vinyl beanbag chair of a president, went off on during his speech to announce a few bullshit, milquetoast little suggestions to the brutal, militarized police forces of America (seriously, if you think “reform the police” is weak, try the title of this pussy-ass executive order: “Safe Policing for Safe Communities”).
But I’m gonna go with when he brought up school choice. “We’re fighting for school choice,” he insisted, and added, “which really is the civil rights of all time in this country. Frankly, school choice is the civil rights statement of the year, of the decade, and probably beyond — because all children have to have access to quality education.” Yeah, fuck you, Brown vs. Board of Education. School choice pisses on you.