I’m taking the full week off because I’m in Louisiana visiting family. Gotta tell you: It’s weird to go into a restaurant and eat a meal like a real person. Hell, they’ve even spaced the tables a responsible distance apart.
Of course, mask-wearing isn’t mandatory here in Cajun Country. Lafayette Mayor Josh Guillory refuses to require masks in public places indoors, and when he was asked if he consulted his task force of health experts to come to that decision, he dickishly responded, “I didn’t ask them their favorite color, either.” Because that’s how Republicans roll down here. Well, everywhere, I suppose.