Cunt. He’s a cunt. If I put that in the title, someone would report it somewhere, but we’re all presumably adult(ish) here, so I’ll say it clearly: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is a total, irredeemable cunt and every word out of his cunty mouth is filled with cuntishness. Sure, sure, you can have a delicate sensibility and call him a “dick” or “prick” or “asshole.” But those insults don’t capture the feeling of seeing and listening to Ron DeSantis quite as viscerally as “cunt.”
Honestly, there would be no reason to discuss the nature of DeSantis’s cuntery were it not for all the talk about him being the most viable non-Trump candidate for the Republican nominee for president in 2024, with some seeing him as even more viable than Trump because he’s not (yet) tainted by the scandals and barrage of lying and braying egotism that Trump has hanging over him. I’ll get to why that’s bullshit in a few. But let’s just explore some of DeSantis’s recent words and actions in order to get the full measure of his cuntocity.