1. President Joe Biden’s speech to the nation last night could have been a giant victory lap. Having just signed the most significant anti-poverty legislation in at least two generations and leading a country that has gone from the worst rate of COVID deaths to the most vaccinations in the world since he’s been in office, no one would have blamed Biden if he had come out to the lectern and said, “Suck my dangly old balls, you Trumpfuckers. Ol’ Joe is taking your piles of shit and turning it into fertilizer. You thought I was brain-fucked. Well, sorry, bitches. You’re ridin’ with Biden and we just floored it. Oh, and indictments have been issued for the following people” followed by a list that included Trump, his terrible children, and most of his circle of poisonous cockmites. Beyond the rhetorical masturbatory fantasies of an angry, exhausted lefty, Biden could have done that. He could have listed all the parts of the American Rescue Plan that will help actual Americans who need rescuing and not only billionaire cash hoarders.
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