Monday’s Hot Spot Spotlight falls on the vacation paradise that is Wisconsin Dells—or, as the natives call it, simply, “The Dells.” As the country comes slowly to the realization that reopening as a part of the president*’s Transition to Greatness reelection brand is not the smartest thing the United States ever did, we also realize that recreational facilities probably should have been the last things to re-open. You know, bars and beaches, restaurants and theme parks. And strip joints.

Read the rest of Charlie Pierce’s piece at Esquire.