Donald Trump can throw the world’s most dramatic “Real Housewives” hissy fit. He can ceaselessly whine like the entitled Frank Burns knockoff he is until even the bots and trolls stop following his tweets. He can shout “perfect call!” until the words lose all meaning. No matter what he does, no matter how loudly he struggles to change the subject or to derail the process, Donald Trump will be impeached for obstructing Congress and abusing the power of the presidency, and the scathing words contained in those articles will live forever. In the end, the word “impeached” will feature prominently in the first line of his eventual obituary. Guaranteed. 

Read the rest of Bob Cesca’s piece at Salon.