Look, there are a whole truckload of reasons to despise current Utah Senator, former Republican presidential nominee, and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. Just pick. Maybe you think his refusal in 2012 to embrace the health care plan that he himself signed off on in Massachusetts was the sign of a weak, weak candidate. Maybe you’re still pissed at him for winking at birtherism, joking about Barack Obama not being born in the United States. Maybe you just don’t like his dickish face or his dog torture or his endless lies in 2012. I get it. And we weren’t wrong to despise him in the past and we won’t be wrong when he gives us reasons to despise him in the future.