LiveBlog for Monday, November 28, 2011

HI Stepheads!

I hope it's okay to post this here...

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I have an extra... I'll sell it for face value ($75) .It's in the Orchestra , Row K , seat 20.

Thanks

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Happy Cyber-Mondee everybody!

I like bone, Marcus

Gingrich/DeLay 2012

Occupy Fox News on the PUBLIC SIDEWALK with a manure-spreader.

Brownback - used to be Brownshirt

adios, Juliet!

Meeting time - see y'all tomorrow

Real housewives do it for the money from the men, not the men themselves, silly.

Steph can't buy Jarts after 50

What about Jarts?

Brilliant, Mike in Raleigh!

Cazadore, www.turnofffox.org

Chris tases Mama so he can go to break. ha ha.

Hiya, greenbackcafe!

So if you're spraying people with pepper spray at the Walmart, like you do, are you supposed to yell, "Eat your vegetables!" instead of "Eat lead" ?

BREAKING: Mittens Romney had emergency hair surgery this morning to repair the noogies he got from Newt over the Union Leader endorsement. "At least I didn't cry" mewed Romney.

Ambrose Bierce. he was so smart. But not as Sexxy as Momma.

Faux News is a cancer. It should not be able to brainwash it's mushy-headed followers.

Constant Lies is toxic to our country. Now how the F!@#$KK do we get rid of it?

To the mook who said "Grover was Elmo before Elmo was Elmo." --- that was brilliant and profound. Thanks! :-)

There is an Aqua-Girl!? I thought that was Momma!

A couple of spot-on Ambrose Bierce quotes from his "Devil's Dictionary":

"Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility."

"Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."

Ambrose Bierce book review: "The covers of this book are too far apart."

Ambrose Bierce epitaph for his former editor and friend: "Here lies Frank Pixley. As usual."

Momma said "odious"... heh heh

Juliet, something clogged up that poor woman.

Ambrose Bierce fought at the battle of Shilo. Bloody Shilo, where he was possibly

the inspiration for the Little Drummer Boy. He had the PTSD bad.

LOL Klassie, my mom used to do the same thing, with a can of tomatoes and bread crumb topping - a variant of "hot dish", the Minnesota staple involving pasta, canned meat or tuna, and an artery-clogging can of Campbell's soup (random flavor, with plenty of lard).

Come to think of it, maybe that's what happened to Michele Bachmann...

Ambrose Bierce one o' my literary heroes. Devil's Dictionary pure cream

Sean Connery: and his yam sack

Stephy rockin' the Mystery Date drops this a.m.

Sean Connery could scuba around that fence AND the underwater brambles.

Juliet, my mom got around that with tomato cheese bake (mac n cheese with red sauce).mmmmmm.

Hiya, Klassie! Yes, mac'n'cheese made it into my mom's early '60s cookbook, but apparently lasagna was a little too ethnic.

Juliet Bravo -- nice recognition!

Stephanie Miller: "Do you mind if I smoke?"

me: "go right ahead"

Stephy: (smoulders)

good morning.I thought mac and cheese was white soul food.

How about some poutine with that Kraft dinner, eh?

Hiya, Cazadore! Love the riff on Mark Twain.

"Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to

be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution.

Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by Stephanie Miller; if you

have witnesses, you will find she did it with a knife; but if you take

simply the aspect of the pencil, you will say she did it with her teeth."

- Me, after Pudd'nhead Wilson

ow!

Littul Known Steph-Phackt: Everyone knows that Stephanie Miller was the girl in David

Essex's "Rock On" but few know that the actor who plays "Mayhem" in the Allstate

Insurance advertisements is actually former "Doors" front man Mister James Douglas

"Jim" Morrison.

Huh!? Whaddaya know?

That is a great clip o'Stephy. She's so awesome. She coulda been a triple threat.

Tim what? Momma in a dominatix outfit?!? I thought thats how she always dresses...

wait, whut?! Johnny Stew and Mikey The Chertoff Devil's Spawn share a b-day?

gross. O'course Chertoff don't aged well -- it's just like in that movie The Devil's Reign (don't let

anyone fool ya, that was Ernie Borgnine's best work) when the all the Satanists melt in the

rain... which will be happening soon to the Rethug bastards when Jesus comes back with all

his Lawyers and no more Mister Nice Guy... sometime next week, mehopes...

Hiya, Dannybob! Quite a mix of Saggitarians today.

News flash: the evil brat hippie agitators shot at Kent State consisted of two protesters shot after the students protesting had dispersed and were moving away more than 150' from the guardsmen, and two other students minding their own business on their way to class, including an ROTC student shot in the back on his way to class from 382' away, and a speech therapy major walking with one of her speech and hearing students to class, shot in the throat from 390' away. The closest of the nine wounded was 71' away from the guardsmen - that's about one house lot in an average subdivision - as to the four dead, their average distance from the guardsment was 345' , more than 4 houses away on a suburban street.

That'll teach those hippies to disperse when ordered and go to class, the bums.

Happy Cyber Monday Juliet, Tim and all you Livefyres everywhere!

Daily Show's Jon Stewart is 49, Short People singer Randy Newman is 68, actor Ed Harris is 61, musician Paul Shaffer is 62, Motown producer Berry Gordy is 82, jazz composer Gato Barbieri is 77, irector Joe Dante is 65, Law and Order actress S Epatha Merkerson is 59, Homeland Security's Michael Chertoff is 58 (huh? man's not aging well), Brat Packer actor Judd Nelson is 52, and radio show host and actor Sam Seder is 45. Happy Birthdays Sagitarrians!

Good Monday morning, Tim! Great clip, thanks for posting!

I spent some time over the long weekend doing video file organizing, and decided to post a leftover clip from my vast Stephanie Miller archives. It's her 2 scenes from the 1997 independent film Just Write. The romantic comedy didn't do much at the box office but was well received by critics. For Steph-heads, it's perhaps best remembered for her brief appearance in a dominatrix outfit. Read the video description for an inside joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJAR9dHjDCA

(Last time I put in a YouTube link, it seemed like it broke the LiveBlog; I hope that doesn't happen again.)