LiveBlog for Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ari Berman from “The Nation” joins us at 9:30am ET / 6:30am PT to talk about the GOP presidential contenders that have jumped in and out of the 2012 race

• Actor Sean Astin calls in at 10:05am ET / 7:05am PT to talk about his first foray into politics

Charlie Pierce (The Boston Globe, “Idiot America”) calls in at 10:30am ET / 7:30am PT to talk about the news of the day in the funniest way possible

• Actress and comedian Aisha Tyler joins us in the Los Angeles Bureau at 11:05am ET / 8:05am PT for another edition of “Tuesdays With Tyler”

• Anchor and correspondent Rita Cosby calls in at 11:30am ET / 8:30am PT to talk about the paperback release of her book, “Quiet Hero: Secrets From My Father’s Past”

• Real estate mogul and television celebrity Donald Trump, who generated a media publicity blitz by saying he might run for president in 2012, announced Monday that he will instead remain a businessman.

Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has acknowledged that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff, a revelation that apparently prompted wife Maria Shriver to leave the couple’s home before they announced their separation last week.

A near-record crest is forecast in Greenville, Mississippi, Tuesday as the bloated Mississippi River makes its relentless march toward the Gulf.

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When you guys were talking about a book about the things cops hear from drunk ppl, then segued to the more interesting, things extracted from orifices in emergency rooms, you missed an obvious punchline..."of course it's a pop-up book"...

Have a great aftershow, Somebody

I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!

Bye all.

I love the Pee Wee drop

OMG, I HATE people talking loudly on cellphones in public places. And they totally don't get why I'm glaring at them.

Rick Springfield was ezactly the kind of lame
bullshit I hated about 80s rock

80s rock sucks... bu then most of the best
music from the decade didn't get much
airplay. Like every other decade

and now the discussion gets really interesting
what do you put up yer po-po...

30 I hate it when that happens
after thirty years of riding... I'm scared

Scared of soccer moms on cell phones in SUVs
scared of gritty country roads

you can't ever lose The Fear or you're
in real trouble

DUI actor? Better bring your A-game when you get pulled over, cause you'll be on camera.

When are we gonna leave Afghani and Iraq and
S. Korea and Okinawa and Germany and Kazakhstan
and Turkey and all the other places our Empire
squats befouling the world and making us hated
and bankrupting us? just asking

Friend of mine rolled his Harley on a gritty country road. Not drunk (AFAIK) but should have been wearing a helmet. Posted nice photos of his banged-up head...

everyone knows Dick Cheney was behind 9/11

in a more perfect world
all the rethug bastards
would be being waterboarded
in Libyan toilets while Momma
and Aisha and Rita Cosby would
be in charge

somebodys gotta do it

Looks like it's just you and me, Mark. Drunken Bike?

Tell Jim to put his pants back on

20 thats whut I thought... Eastside of Chicago is
known as Lake Michigan

Momma and Aisha Tyler
so funny together

two smart so sexy women

Wow, five posts in a row - it's a good thing I crack myself up.

The Schwarzenegger drop LA's all-news station played this morning was "WHOO'S YOOR DADDY?"

Tour Chicago's Eastside... bring your diving suit.

#10: "Draconian discipline has its advantages" - yes, some people pay extra for that.

I heard TrumpO dropped out of his campaign right after NBC renewed his show.

#17: I'll never mention her again... till the day I put down good money to watch her try to debate Obama.

Thank you Charlie Pierce: Palin is a buffoon

lets go back to never mentioning her ever agin

"• Anchor and correspondent Rita Cosby calls in at 11:30am ET / 8:30am PT..."

Who knew helicopters had anchors? Not me.

10 Rethug Coprophages... can all just die

"I would to masturbate up to 47 times a
day"(at work)

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/16/ana-catarian-b...

HuffPo

and Momma thinks she has prollems

A campaign bus big enough to stand up in? That's a campaign to take seriously.

The shtupping and the bumsen! That was the name of my band in college.

The right's reaction to Gingrich demonstrates the difference between R & D. They rapidly converge and destroy those who don't follow the playbook. D's aren't willing to isolate and ostracize those who don't toe the party line. The "big tent" mindset is certainly more democratic, but it can also weaken your message. Draconian discipline has its advantages.

the only good thing about the world today is
that as long as you have eyes you can see raw
evil when it's in front of you... like Newt,
or Trump, Cheney, Flush, Beck, Palin, Bachman,
etc etc etc etc ad nauseum ad infinitum

and hey, whut about the rape guy at the IMF?
rape the world, and a few hotel maids along the way

please quit playing these Right Wing scum
I can't stand hearing their crap anymore
Glenn "Holeflaffer" Beck can just go to hell

Schadenfreude

a dish best not eaten... tastes great at the time
but always turns biter

Momma was just hoping She could have had Ahnold's
luv childe...

loved the part about Momma and Chris trying to
have sex ala Dangle and Trudy "yer steppin' on
my hair!" "it doesn't go there!"

Somehow all my erotic Stephy fantasies end the
same way... usually with two gigantic dogs racing
in the room and leaping on top of the pile causing
the bed to collapse, as well as my back...

it always results in someone getting hurt and I
hate seeing myself in tears

Newt is a major league douchebag without even
the shred of integrity needed to stay the F#@K
away after being driven out of DC like the diseased
rat he is. Newt isn't human, he's a malignant tumor

Good morning all...

AAAARRRGH! Steph's feeling Schadenfreude, and things of this nature! But if there's an upside, I'm glad some journalists have the decency to keep the kid's identity a secret.

wait wait it's 37 minutes after the hour and
I'm the first post?!

Trump belongs in jail, he is nothing but a con
man and a rip off. Ask about the Trump Condo SCAM

ask about the Trump University SCAM, Momma