LiveBlog for Monday 12/28, Tuesday, 12/29, and Wednesday, 12/30/09

Hello? Is this thing on? Is there anybody out there? Am I in the wrong room?

Happy New Year!

I think my radio was just hijacked by Ktalk 1150. Just before the intro to today's "best of", it got cut in by a weather report from 1150AM, and an ad to go to save your radio.

Creepy.

#746 So you're saying he welcomed death (calculus is hard)?

Happy New Year! I'm sure it will be happy to have Mama and the Mooks back. Hal Sparks was fun, but the liveblog suffered.

Happy New Year everyone!!!!

He's in a hospital in Hawaii right now for chest pain.

742: "...Jews have a weird obsession with education. I grew up in a barely Jewish household, but it was always expected I would go to college. It was a question of which college, not if.
My mother is 65 and getting a Master’s degree. I can’t fathom why, except maybe a cultural obession with education...."

okay, here it is: the dark little secret....
all alone up on gethsemane,
jesus was really studying hamiltonian calculus.
(shhhh !)

pasta la pizza

Cheney has the photos in his bathroom for some alone quality time.

the cassandra petersen talk of an offer from playdude reminds me of one of the most delicious footnotes of abunchofoldguysandoneyoungguygate:
north's secretary, fawn hall, was offered one million dollars for a playdude centerfold. - hall said it wasnt enuff money. - playdude never called back. ..... nor did anybody else.

That's just like someone else trying to change your name for you.

#735 Jews have a weird obsession with education. I grew up in a barely Jewish household, but it was always expected I would go to college. It was a question of which college, not if.
My mother is 65 and getting a Master's degree. I can't fathom why, except maybe a cultural obession with education.

737 - Not even close to being Petersen

Seems Elvira is the antidote to Mama's gay ray.

I think I saw this on Harold and Kumar Go to Guantanmo Bay.

Say what???

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1958843648/nm0756492

734: i'm suddenly able to kerrigan.

730: "....Jews and doctors go well together...."
i love it when people are frank in sense. at the end of it all, the gods will tabulate the couple of thousand best things ever said.... about a fifth of them will be attributed to steven wright, but as with many other topics, "isaac asimov's treasury of humor" said it best:
Q: what do you call a jewish man with one master's degree and one bachelor's ?
A: a dropout.

#731 If it's cold enough, anyone can walk on water.

725: a trip to the hospital as show prep. - brilliant !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2mhpqCPpuE

#728 I happened to grow up next to Paterson, NJ, the nation's first planned city (courtesy of Mr. Hamilton). I'm a big fan of Hamilton, especially because he worked his way up from the lower classes in the days before it was the American dream. Most of the founding fathers were sons of rich men, but not Alexander Hamilton. Damn you Aaron Burr!

Just finished my year-end self-assessment for work (due today!!!). I went the Walks On Water route, rather than Humble and Adept Servant like last year. Bonus Time???

#724 Jews and doctors go well together. For example, the actress who plays Dr. Cuddy on House is the daughter of a Jewish pediatrician.

725 - God...hope we don't get a video a la Beck where he's telling us that the hospital is trying to kill him.

And I hope his nurses all remember how anti-Union that man is.

722: yes, it is literally what we commonly call a ten dollar bill. - i was elaborating to remove any "trick question" qualities from the term "ten dollar bill", and your answer is absolutely correct. - i didnt expect the correct answer to appear so swiftly, and so i bow to you.... and it's not just to peek up your skirt like with stephy.

Oooh....Michael Jackson shows? I don't think so

723 - Well, someone did it for him.

#723 I supposed his current hospital status will count as show prep. Expect significant time spent detailing his heart attack oddessey mixed with our glorious current healthcare system and how "Obama care" would have resulted in his death, and it will kill you too!

718: "There was an ad from that company that’s giving away “Going Rogue” for $4.95 if you subscribe to their newspaper during the Three Stooges marathon on AMC this morning… - - - Do they really see a relation there that they think that’s their audience?..."

they merely interpret the zany antics of the three jews as incontrovertible evidence that we must have the greatest free health care that could ever exists within the constraints of a here physical universe.

708: "...and the Rethugs don’t seem to fact check or research things like What Did Bush Do before they open their yaps about Obama."

i've listened to rush all along, and i assure you that as recently as 1995, rush used to do research and show prep.

is a US federal reserve note ten dollar bill the same as a ten dollar bill? 'cause Hamilton was never president.

691: "Hamilton has a great sense of humor."

i'll bet you ten dollars that you can not name the president who is on the united states federal reserve note ten dollar bill.

#715 Don't forget he tried to kill Buffy Sommers (aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer) too.

685: "...encyclopedic mind and a nice guy..."

i do charge royalties for that sort of thing.

There was an ad from that company that's giving away "Going Rogue" for $4.95 if you subscribe to their newspaper during the Three Stooges marathon on AMC this morning...

Do they really see a relation there that they think that's their audience?

The Stooges were inclusive....and Jewish. Two things you'd think the Right Wingers would have problems with.

684: "Denis Leary pointed out that John Lennon was shot multiple times, while Yoko Ono standing right next to him escaped unscathed."

maybe chapman is deaf.
or, more likely, he had just heard "give peace a chance".

- weirdly, in 2010, john lennon still has a better chance of making good music than pete best does.

one time, at Survival Camp, we ate a pine tree. Smoking it would've been better.

682: "....John Ritter – who never really hurt anyone ...."

robotrix, you've overlooked all the years of abusive deception he pulled on deputy fife and that nice mister roper. - plus, he was a child molester who tried to prevent the investment of U.S. taxpayer money in the war on anxiety, on the flimsy excuse that the destruction of the chemical weapons stockpiles in iraq was heavily documented.

#708 Faux News had that story about JFK on the boat (the one from TMZ that was later prooved a Playboy photo). The comments were hilarious, person after person trashing JFK, Democrats, Kennedys, Obama, etc. One person pointed out that most of the comments were left after the photo was debunked.
Right wing world can be a funny place.

674: "Wow…I remember telling them that"

now why in the world is obama going around atealing the ideas that sarah palin stole from david in maine ?

672: "....So, when Carlin goes in for chest pains, he dies. Yet when Limbaugh goes in for chest pains, he lives. No justice. Waiting for my seat in the train to hell...."

the seed of truth in that trite proverb, "horrible times never last; horrible people always do".

666: "Yeah, what’s Limbaugh doing spending money in a foreign country like that when the US is in such trouble economically?"

sometimes you just have to have a show with everything but eull gibbons.

ever smoke a pine tree ?

657: "Kim sounds a lot like Mr. Wong over on Icebox.com.."

ping elvis.

645: "...looking like not too many people here today. But I finally am! ..."

congratulations on this wondrous new development. this calls for a neil diamond award.

What I like is that the pro-Obama people get a response out quickly...and the Rethugs don't seem to fact check or research things like What Did Bush Do before they open their yaps about Obama.

635: "....The really sad thing is this country NEEDS at least two parties, and we got how many? none?...."

see ? - this is what makeses folks wants to just grab dem bunny ears and cover this wascawwy wabbit wif smooches !!

632: ".... so fat his wrinkles didn’t show.. afterward he rapidly lost a bunch of weight. He wasn’t doing that in any natural manner – and the stupid SOB continues chomping and puffing on his Dominican Republic cigars...."

leave it to fitness expert rush limbaugh to believe thaere's an absolutely easy and effortless way to burn off excess fat, even contributing to the short-circuiting of cholinergic receptors with cigars, without compromising cardio-pulmonary function. - only a dittocyst would lack the intellectual curiosity to see that there is such a diet scheme, and yet it somehow didnt get announced anywhere in the news. - i propose that health expert rush limbaugh's strategy be officially named "the fatkins diet".

I hope Mama gets a new theme song for 2010. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.

"picture the chris farley and patrick swayze chippendales skit, only with a disgusting fat guy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RajNvJ3bCU

#701 That's the gut response - Obama took 3 days because he wanted to know the facts and prepare a response, instead of just jumping to conclusions.
However, since then, it's come out that Bush waited twice as long after the first shoe bomber attempt (and we still got the knee jerk reaction of having to take off our shoes at the airport). I'm curious as to how the right wing is spinning to justify it after they criticized Obama for taking too long.