LiveBlog for Thursday, November 5, 2009
• MSNBC’s David Shuster calls in at 6:05am Pacific to talk about the elections, the economy, and health care reform.
• Erica Williams, Deputy Director of Campus Progress, calls in at 6:30am Pacific to talk about where the youth are in the health care reform debate.
• John Marcotte, originator of the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act, calls in at 7:05am Pacific to talk about his proposed ban on divorce in California.
• Rep. John Yarmuth (D-KY) calls in at 8:30am Pacific to talk about the economy and health care reform.
• In a coup for House Dems, AARP will endorse sweeping health care overhaul legislation headed for a history-making floor vote. House Dem leaders are hoping it will give them a needed bost as they strive to deliver on President Obama’s signature issue.
• President Obama’s top budget official promised this week that the administration will try next year to wrestle the skyrocketing budget deficit under control to avoid higher interest rates and putting the health of the economy in jeopardy.
• The New York Yankees scored a 7-3 victory at the new Yankee’s Stadium in Game 6 of the World Series last night to win the series over the Philadelphia Phillies. It’s the Yankees’ 27th championship.
Tags: 2010 California Marriage Protection Act, AARP, Barack Obama, Campus Progress, David Shuster, Erica Williams, Health Care Reform, John Marcotte, John Yarmuth, New York Yankees, Philadelphia Phillies
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First to arrive! Good Thursday Morning Board – checking in with you first before I go to work.
Tilda Swinton (49), Sam Shepard (66) and Tatum O’Neal (46) – Happy Returns to you all.
Sorry, but was it ever noted that Jim Ward is not en casa. I agree, strange that it’s not being mentioned.
Anyone see Randi on Joy Behar’s show yesterday?
Good morning, firstie Dan! Good morning sleepy heads. Wake up! Wake up! (saying it more for my own benefit)
I didn’t make it to bed until midnight (was shooting a scene from a student film until after 11:00 pm). My near-stupid-o’clock wake-up for the day job came much too soon. Definitely need the caffeine today.
Dan, some people say Voice Deity Jim Ward has been recruited to impersonate GOPers on psyops phone calls being run by the Obama Administration and ACORN. Of course, you didn’t hear it from me.
I think I, my roommate, and several friends, spent the last few days experiencing what happens when a flu strain is in its last gasps of relevance. 48 hours of mild flu symptoms (headache, nausea, stiff joints, light-headedness), and just slept it off. I’m guessing it’s a strain that’s been around more than a few times, and the immune system makes short work of it.
Glad it didn’t get worse – I know three people with swine flu right now, and do not envy them at all.
hullo evveyboddy
Welcome to the upstairs school of… Stephanie Miller
Momma did say yestiddy on the air for us wallowing
around in this crazy behavioral sink here in the livebrog
to stop the panicking, Ward, James Ward will return
Hey there!!! I’m back! I’ve missed you all sooo! Dan! Shaf! Peter! Mark! What a great crowd to see upon my return!!
Hey Danielle
nice outfit [skating]
Samantha Bee on the pannel skit had to be a pun on Miller…http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-3-2009/11-3-09-in–60-seconds
Hey there, Danielle, (and Mark, Shaf, & Dan)!
8 I’m ok, bin tryin’ to stay a bit more sober… or at
least not get so hammered, so often. Limiting meself to
about three beers a night
Cuppa tea, crazy long coat chihuahuas, Vivaldi music,
20 minutes til Momma… life is OK
hope you are well, nice to see work allows you back here,
hope that means your still have a livelyhood… unlike here
in Michigan were there ARE NO JOBS… but we got unemployment
extensions, only thing holding this state together
I got $12 until my check comes… but I don’t have to go anywhere
Sparta!
Oh..too soon?
Morning. Just trying to cheer myself up. Have a job interview later today with (shudder, feelings of nausea) Wal-Mart. Sorry. No choice.
10. lol… technically work doesn’t allow me to visit… but I’m here none the less… I’m finally done training new employees… during which I figured it was best not to be blogging
and I hear you about being broke…I can’t remember the last time I was actually able to go get a week’s worth of groceries… if not for my best friends living next door, I’m not entirely sure how I would have survived the past couple months…
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…
Nice… road work down the street has the water turned off at the office… suddenly living 2 blocks away has a whole new benefit…
11 I AM sorry… WalMart is the only thing hiring in your area?
that sucks. I think we should give you the Sparta Cup even tho
yer only whut? 289 posts early
13 thanks for the empathy Dani, you reminded me too I can
get $60 worth of Thanksgiving groceries for $30, I’ve got to
run out to angelsfoodministries.com
I’m not sure if it’s in your area but go there and put in
your zip code if you are hurting… it’s very simple and easy,
you can be working, don’t have to be homeless, just in need.
Nice to donate to if you are able
“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”
— Alan Moore (V for Vendetta)
14 izzit Guy Fawkes Day!?
#18: aye.
15 gotta run home for water? you can bring back a gallon jug
and be a hero… or make ‘em pay you for it
#14, who to root for – the people in support of an absolutist monarch, or the parliamentarians engaged in a brutal suppression of a religious minority…
Hah hah hah! Fmr Miss California (I’m such a f*cking self-righteous Christian it hurts) Prejon’s (sp?) graphic sex tape revealed!
Mornin! do you suppose The Mook Who Must Not Be Named will make an appearance today?
Teabagger Thursday? Are they going to do lewd sexual things on the steps of the Capitol?
G’mornin’ everyone.
I want to say a couple final things about Jim’s absence.
1) I’m glad Steph finally brought it up (I’ve been listening on podcasts). My wife had the same question for Monday’s show — Where’s Jim? It would have nipped it in the bud if Steph had just come out and said it.
2) Jim pre-recording his stuff is okay and still funny, but part of the charm when he does it live is the possibility of a audio cue goof. Nothing better than live.
3) Three in the booth is MUCH better. Hal Sparks with them in the final hour yesterday was wonderful. Just miss the chemistry of a great third.
Now back to our normal programming.
#22, there’s a reason preachers’ daughters are legendary. Repression = teh freak.
I am completely unrepressed, on the other hand, and I can’t give it away.
#23: No I think Jimdemort is still in absentia.
#26: it meant “let the first one without sin…”. Next we’ll find out that she ‘experimented’ in college.
#23 cont’d: or would that be Lord Wardemort?
#28, a BUG?
“11 I AM sorry… WalMart is the only thing hiring in your area?”
Seems like the only thing available that isn’t medical (nurse or whatever). Can’t even apply for restaurant jobs because they all want experienced people.
Damn me, going straight into another profession out of school that I thought would last. And not working at McDonalds as a kid…the fabric store paid more.
Ummm they don’t refer to it as a ‘civil war’ they call it the ‘war of democrat agression’.
21 yes I’ve been conflicted on Guy Fawkes too
22 ah ha! Miss Christian jerk gets her comeuppance
“Teabagger Thursday? Are they going to do lewd sexual things on the steps of the Capitol?”
THAT kind of teabagging is probably an everyday thing with that crowd….
Oh Robotrix I’m so sorry. Wal-mart may be hell but they pay like everyon else. Plus if something really good comes along you can just quit without worry.
As NoVA gets to be more and more an important part of the VA population and economy, Dems that run to appeal to downstate voters (like Deeds did) will have a harder and harder time winning. It’s like a state-wide NY race ignoring NYC sensibilities.
They really are two different cultures.
Pvp (Player vs Player) a very funny webcomic takes on the gay marriage argument of marriage is sacred:
http://www.pvponline.com/
Landrieu has been wavering on her threats. She’s claiming the public option has been “improved” (when what really happened is that she got called on her lie that it was an entitlement not paid for by premiums).
31 Oh, there will ALWAYS be jobs for data processing professionals…
NOT! unless it’s in bangalore…
26 preacher’s daughters…. ummmmmmmmmmm speaking of which,
I see Stephy’s wearing her Catholic Schoolgirl outfit today…
I’d pay to see a catfight between Steph & Ms Shuster! Bring on the mud!!
35 – Thanks. That’s how I’m looking at it. Just hope I won’t be working these hours…
Anyway…Glenn Beck raped and killed his appendix…he’s in the hospital as we speak.
Let’s hope it’s the same one that botched his ass surgery because his insurance company would only approve that one.
#39: actually when I temped that’s usually what I ended up doing. That and cleaning up offices that were being shut. Hah!
Morning peeps!
As I predicted, THE GLENN BECK SHOW, through his radio substitute and a guest, compared President Obama to the falsely friendly aliens in the remake of V. How many analogies could also fit George W. Bush? Was this from the writers of the awful PATH TO 9/11 that mangled the already weak 9/11 Report? I was disappointed that suspected vampires/lizards Cindy McCain and Ann Coulter didn’t even have cameos; that was Frangela’s theory.
#41: no he didn’t RAPE his appendix. I seduced him & anyway it was clearly asking for it. Did you see how it was dressed?
Stephquotes:
“Like my mother said: when all else fails, lift
up your dress.”
— Niamh, I’d Do Anything
“Why is everyone naked?!”
— Manshiro, Mai-Otome manga
Hannity has proclaimed a “Teabagger Frotfest” at the Capitol. He bagged Mark Levin in the Bunker as an annointing and Bachman is bringing the mouthwash.
#45: that wasn’t funny at all was it. The humour should have been that Glenn Beckhole is in excrutiating pain not the ‘rape’.
In the way a stopped clock is right twice a day, I think Rep. Joe Wilson has a good idea. Congress should have the same health care they give us in the public option. Congresspeople don’t deserve better health care than they are willing to give to homeless people.
Sistahs are doin’ it on themselves!
Steph is having so much Fun with this Carrie Prejean thing
Who makes a video of themselves fapping (or shlicking) without intent to distribute to SOMEONE?
#49:
You mean we get to have the same health care that Joe does?
Glen Beck, like all the douchebag media tooles, looks
like a parody of himself
I’m glad they are all out there, despite how annoying they
are, how much poo they fling, the lies they tell, the moron
followers they got… for most people they are a constant
reminder of the degeneracy and rapacity of the Rethugs, which
is a good thing…
Biff Beck just tweeted about his night in the hospital and how they did not cut off his feet. He is such a sensitive guy! Hope his nurses see his tweet…might inspire them to spike his enema!
#53: Yo! I’m down wit dat!
It sure is great that all those investment bankers got their hini vaccine. hate to think what happened if the people who really need it got it instead.
Hiya, Bloggoes!
Special shout out to Danielle! Missed you!
#55: “Biff” Beck. Heh heh heh.
52 – She just wanted a video of her one and only love…
Stephy… Venus
Goddess of Wit and Beauty
Wine Drunk and Slutty
a vision of loveliness… throwing up in yer lap
Oh where is squeezy when you need him?
Where is squeezy when you need him!
#55 – The only “ill” that I wish Beck is that he has to go through things that normal people do….that his money and celebrity won’t cushion him from reality.
That he has to go back to that hospital that he’s crying and whining about in that video because his insurance won’t cover any other hospital….and that they deny his claim for a pre-existing condition (hemorrhoids) and they cancel him for too many claims and he’s denied by everyone else when he tries to get a new policy…
Just like everyone else.
57 hiya Madduane
how hangs the hammer
20… I was an even bigger hero by running several people over to my house to let them use the bathroom… figured I get back and 30 seconds later the water’s back on
Hiya, Mark!
The right wing is so repressed. They all need to Come Out,
in whatever way they are bent… they have an unnatural
attraction to Authority, and they want to see it imposed
on everyone. They should lighten up. Tune In,
Turn On[Stepanie Miller], Come Out
Tonite in celebration of Guy Fawkes I’ll be burning Rush Limbaugh in effigy. Had to call the fire brigade. It’s an awfully fat effigy. Might contribute to global cooling by filling the atmosphere with particles that block out the sun.
#58 Can’t take credit. Keith O. calls him that sometimes.
65 that was really nice of you! and you weren’t even scared they’d
leave the H1N1 in yer bathroom
People are so uptight about that! The banks all have bottles
of sanitizer everywhere. I think it’s mostly hype. I know people
have died, people die every year from the flu though. How can
I get into the FearMongering Business? It’s obviously a big
Growth Industry for the 21st century
I vote we burn Rush Limbaugh, forget the effigy.
tho the amount of greasy fat… hey, let’s Render ol’ Druggy,
we can solve the world’s energy crisis. Think how many barrels
of oil we could get outta that thing…
why is Stephy still in her halloween costume? it’s been over
for days. and she went as a werewolf
a catholic schoolgirl werewolf
nice ears
Mark — you’re talking to yourself!
This blog seems kinda slow lately. Y’see, though, that’s how Republican governors get elected. If we don’t make Sparta everyday, and double Sparta at least once a week, the fascists win.
POSTPOSTPOST!!!
“I vote we burn Rush Limbaugh, forget the effigy.”
Grease fire that large would add to greenhouse gasses….
73 I wundered where evveyboddy went
wuz it something I said?
The Hot Gates are a long way off
and that’s not a StephRef
74 — and if you did an effigy, you’d have to fill it with lard to make it more authentic.
70… I think there are definately a few co-workers I wouldn’t have allowed… is that wrong? Not from H1N1… just cause they’re dirty!
Howdy all, just popping in for a sec until I get organized.
According to the Savage Weiner, the reason the Dems lost is because ACORN wasn’t able to deliver fraudulent votes.
All young girls in Maine are named Olympia.
74 yer right, and that’s whut gave me the idea that
we ship his divine effulgence off to the refinery and
have him rendered
78 — That’s great! I love it when he opines, it’s like he’s from opposite world or something.
I just heard Steph’s promo for USA Coffee. You go girl!!! If we were to buy American, check labels. We might be able to promote more American jobs. OMG, I’m a democrat and how can I be talking like this!
Hello all!#11—even Walmart isn’t hiring around here. It’s still income.
82 — Bill, The Democratic party is absolutely the party of workers. Why do all the unions support democratic candidates?
FYI: I heard mama say yesterday that Jim Ward is off for the week because he had a bunch of stuff (jobs) to do.
Hi Danielle, missed you so. waves
83 — Hiya, Spiffy!
Steph’s gotta play the Dennis Miller… even her unfunny arsehole
brother gotta get some airplay
85 James Ward is healing up from a savage beating.
Jazmine found red satin panties in the glovebox
its funny cause fox viewers don’t know what phonetically means….
78 hullo Troj
53, sorry I was off making breakfast. I mean we get to have the same health care that Joe has. If Congress has to deal with the same plan they give us, then maybe it won’t suck.
AARP is mainly an insurance company, actually. That they’re supporting the house bill is amazingly important.
I think the righties are saying, “the public option will suck so people will have to buy supplemental insurance, which the AARP will sell”, like it sells supplemental Medicare insurance.
But it’ll be a small market, if AARP only sells to its membership (over 55), since over 65 people will be on Medicare, not the Public Option.
Hey TR… How’s it going???
Despite what the caller at 6:55 said, the AARP does not sell insurance! They have a deal with United HealthCare, who sells Medicare Supplement policies that are “endorsed by the AARP.”
The AARP has nothing to gain by their endorsement of health reform, other than the loss of teabaggers from their membership.
Dave, the official Lonesome Liberal in the Unfortunately-Named Town of Cumming, Georgia of the Stephanie Miller Show (*)
87—Hi Duane. Oh. The Yankees won last night. Who knew?
94—Hi Danielle—been working a lot? That’s good.
You know… I’d love to hear a selection of Carrie PJ’s most fundamentalist comments, mixed with *ahem* sounds from her tape, all backed by REM’s “Losing My Religion.”
Funny? Or too far?
96 — One of my friends at Facebook “congratulates the New York Yankees, the best baseball team in America. To honor this, today I’m going to withdraw cash from Bank of America, the best customer service in America; buy a copy of the new OS from Microsoft, the best software in America; and eat lunch at McDonald’s, the best food in America.”
wow… only 98 posts today?
Jimbo in the house
Steven — Nah, more like 101.
I’m just sharing news here: Clinton and Dubya were supposed to do a big speaking tour here in L.A. They canceled it for some reason.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/11/05/update-bush-clinton-cancel-joint-event-2/
Hey, Jim’s back!
Stop. Talking. About. The. DOW.
#95, AARP earns more money selling insurance than it gets in dues.
It’s JIM!
Here’s one to make your head spin off its axis. Just read Biff Beck’s 9/12 project 9 principles, and #3 (and I am not making this up): “I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.” How hard is that Glenn? Rushing to tweet on this.
103–I could never go hear Dubya speak unless I were allowed to bring a sack of rotting fruit to toss.
Dennis, projection is an ugly thing.
Oh my god! The Mook Who Must Not Be Named is making an appearance!
Thank you JIM for letting us know you’re still with us!!!
Those schwas always freak me out.
98 I like it
let’s take if further… cut the two videos together
Jim’s here, where’s his pants?
Steph finally unlocked him from the torture dungeon under the bridal path.
RUN FOR YOUR FREEDOM JIM!
107—I went to Beck’s site to see if that actually was written there and now I feel like vomiting over all I see there.
Pin. Head. Glenn. Beck.
97… Yes, I actually got a promotion… I’ve been sooo busy it’s crazy… but you won’t hear me complainin’
116—I think it’s just a plot to destroy America to make people stayed married. 50% of them will kill each other. That would destroy America.
So why do both Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck both use the term “pinhead” so much? Is that Fox’s idea of “conceptual continuity”?
99—That’s a nice homage.
109… that should be followed up with my favorite line to use on a cranky little kid… completely horrible but funny… “that’s ugly… and God don’t like ugly…”
Dennis Miller is claiming that Pulosi learns the points the way that some singers learn the lyrics to their songs in languages they don’t speak so they can record them for those countries.
Like how Bela Lugosi learned his lines for “Dracula” on Broadway before he learned English.
Strikes me that that’s not something that would be easy for a stupid person….but what do I know?
94
It’s been crazy busy Danielle. We lost a bit of time because we had a fire here a couple of weeks ago and some equipment was damaged. Finally catching up.
Plus I’ve been taking my wife to her new job since it’s not too far off my route but sometimes it makes me a bit late. My boss is fine with it because I can stay later to make up, but it does affect me getting on the liveblog early.
Jim Ward is divorced? does Jujumanja know?
LOLLOL—can you imagine if all the divorced people were forced to remarry. OMG, that would be hilarious fun!
This dude is a freakin’ hoot.
117—Good for you! That’s good news.
104 Steph just says what the Dow is doing to annoy you
125… or immediate population control… at least in public… may be an increase in the prison population
125 — murder rate in CA would go through the roof!
119—It’s easy to draw? I dunno.
128 — and it never fails!
Cue DeVinyl – “I Touch Myself”
Why are lesbians better than lobster?
You can only eat a lobster once!
Jim Squeazy has shown up now
There’s Squeezy!
#107 Would I lie to you baby? Okay, maybe yesterday, but today I have to lie less.
Drats!
Question: Does Carrie PJ’s sex tape give new meaning to the term ‘dithering’?
133 and also Naughty Girls Need Love Too
#116, Sorry I meant #116 (comment #137 meant for you)
134 oh! off to the penalty box with ya
I think Stephy is giving me shoutout there, see 72
Momma sexxiest werewolf/catholic schoolgrrl ev-er
does Prejon have an enormous schwanshtuker?
137—Yes. That’s it. That is Beck’s way to living life. I hope a judge makes a note of his website if beck ever has to testify in court.
119 Conceptual Continuity?! Here Fido, fetch the slippers!
#144 Hopefully as a criminal defendant…
143: need to get Prejon and (m)Ann Coulter in the same video to find out
145: I’m guessing both BO and Biff Beck are victims of heartbreak of bromidrosis
143 Prejean is ugly. oh sure she’s got a nice face and body,
but that ugly ugly character shines through. Same with Dreadful
Dreadful Sara Pal’in. I never saw her as attractive. Just such
an unpleasant, horrible Person
Momma on the other hand has such a sparkling personality,
rapier wit, towering integrity… you don’t even notice the
widow’s hump that much, or the hammer toes, or…
147 I think Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh all got the BallsHeimer’s.
Prolly infected each other at one of their orgies…
“We announce the Dow to annoy you, and make things generally irritating”
149: and their brains is _definitely_ the ugliest parts of their bodies
Momma confused? that’s never happened before
I’m back from my meeting… and there’s Jim! We’ve missed you, Sir.
Momma’s got such cute ears
I’m looking forward to “The Men Who Stare at Goats.” I have a litmus test for movies that get mixed reviews — actually two litmus tests — if Rex Reed likes it, I know I’ll hate it (and vice versa) and If Roger Ebert likes it, I’m pretty much guaranteed to love it. This flick meets both criteria.
hey shaf
Jim is here, why isn’t he wearing pants
and how did he get that shiner?
149… I seriously just thew up in my mouth… can we ban that mental image from ever entering the blogosphere… ever…
Mama confused? That’s unpossible!
#150: well it’s certainly working. How about an hourly telling of jobs created. Oh…wait…
157 eeww, yer so correct
OH NOES! Not Beck’s Christmas sweater!
155… that’s on my must see list as well… but I’m horrible pissed that the sequel to Boon Dock Saints, “All Saints Day”… will not be playing in Florida at least for a while…
Glenn. Beck’s. Christmas. Sweater?
Does he work out with Rudolph?
Nine months to the day of the dispensing of the erection pill…no baby? JAIL TIME!!!!
Wow. Pres. Obama has a half-brother who says his father beat him and his mother (3rd wife).
Watch out—he’s really smart and does volunteer work like the Pres. What is happening to this country when we let smart volunteers be in charge?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-china-obama-book5-2009nov05,0,4369234.story
would you mind hearing Momma reporting on
the DOW… if she were naked?
#166: She’s on the radio so how would we know?
166 — only if it was not gratuitous nudity.
165 – You know, there are those rare occasions when Dad abandoning the family isn’t such a bad thing….
#150 Announcing the Dow is kinda like telling us how many little pigs the wolf has eaten today.
#168: only if it involved full frontal nudity.
166… only if they put up a web cam… bet the show would be picked up on more right wing stations that way…
I like the Siouxie and the Banshees musics! more like that please?
as I commented the other day, I like Momma’s
tramp stamp… a centaur wrasslin’ a pony while
a unicorn watches
Ow! Momma loves to talk about masturbating today
don’t give us any ideas Steph, it’s already difficult
to keep the hands off the thottle just listening to
yer normal kooky chatter
Glenn Beck and the Heat Miser.
Separated at birth?
Dennis Miller does his own laugh track, so you don’t have to.
caller Darin, we prefer momma talking about masturbation
The DOW jones is only one of the many indicies and only contains the top 30 companies like 3M, Amex, Coke & Wal-Mart (sorry Robotrix).
173 yes nice Siouxsie drops
I wanna hear Klaus Nomi doing “You Don’t Own Me”
#173: yes more Siouxie.
“Wha Happened?” OMG, I loved Fred Willard in A Mighty Wind.
Dennis is funny because I can laugh at him instead of trying to laugh with him!
I recommend “Christine” for a drop.
The halls of Congress have metal detectors.
#173: and Psych Furs.
You’d think someone named Dick would know enough to avoid words like “tip”
166 167 168 171 172
ah ha she fooled us all… she IS naked when she announces the DOW
Besides, isn’t the Dow back below 10K again? Doesn’t seem like a good idea to keep calling attention to it.
Dick Armey says: C’mon! I’ll only put the tip in. It’ll feel great! And I’ll pull out before…y’know.
#186 Proving again that the Right is Irony Deficient.
“Who don’t blink even when you hit them with a frying pan”
Oooh, can I be next!
WHAM!!!
181 Fred Willard: Genius!
loved him, king of the inapropriate comment as the color
guy in “Best In Show”
the glorious Ms Steph and her Mookies are on fire this a.m.
just shows how much Jim adds. It’s the whole threesum thing
189 yikes! Penalty Box! see if I left my beer in there
Michael Steele at a Renaissance Festival? That, I’d like to see!
#193: oh like y’all weren’t thinking that since he first said it.
attempted call to the Sensational Stephanie Miller Show:
“Hi Rebekah, are we still pals after whut I done?”
“Why, what did you do?”
“Nuthin’, why, what have you heard?”
194 — put him in motley!
You know… I always thought the Cubs would win another Series before Dems won the NY-23rd.
#194: hw could be the court jester?
There’s an advert for Quietus the medication for tinnitus. Wonder if it’ll work on stopping the whingeing from the right?
“My Big Fat Multiple Weddings”?
195… I was… shall we share Mark’s beer in the penalty box???
Damn you slaves! We’re at 200 at 10:45 et! But your backs into it you scaliwags!
But it’s warm. and there’s things floating in it. And it’s Budweiser. I might have after the first 2 but Bud? No. It’s all yours.
SPARTAward HO!
ho?
Nice!! Mama with some Duffy!!!
204… eww… well I think i stashed some Jack in there during my last visit… check under the fainting couch… but you gotta shoot it straight…
Did I mentioned that I missed Jim!
Did anyone else just hear the Squeezy voice in their head???
Yikes! Need to proofread:
Did I mention that I missed Jim?
Ok, I’m out of the penalty box. Here’s another one…
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
Hmmm. gag reflex. Does Biff know about that?
204 Budweiser?! I left Okachim Lager…
The
Goddess’s
Own
Juice
#211: I don’t think that was originally a stick…
Glen Beck wishes himself into the cornhole, field… jack in
the box with a clown head… his normal head… Klown Ass
#213: actually I’ve stopped drinking alcohol. Doctor’s orders.
the fainting couch is looking a little ratty
check the cushions I think I lost my car keys
in there
not to mention my equilibrium
and my pride
Some people call recovery from alcoholism, “Maze”.
#217 I think that Steph’s dogs have had a go at the fainting couch.
216 you can’t drink anymore? my sincere condolences.
I’m trying to be a little more sober, but I’m not quitting
unless I have to. So far no gross drunkenness for about a
week now, tho I’ve had 2 or three beers or glasses of wine
several times
trying to prove to myself that I CAN cut down
#218: as in a Labyrinth?
217..LMAO!
#220: never a big driker to begin with but I did like my Guinness.
Oh dear I can taste guinness right now….
221… no… as in Beck’s supposed corn field…
221 = That commercial before you’re time or did I spell it wrong?
these bastards do this on purpose… they pretend that the
American people didn’t by and large see through the Rethug
bastards after being repeated screwed over by them
that the country turned away from the Rethugs and their wars
and imploding economy and lies and Police State
dammit. I can’t call in right now, but I really want to hear the term “Teabagging carpetbagger” on the air. Here’s hoping Chris checks in here during the hour break.
Christ-on-a-bike the penalty looks like a frat house after finals. where are the pledges clearing this up?
223…I’m Irish and Cuban… drinking is in my blood… besides… how else will I ever end up to be a drunk radio slag like my hero Stephie…
219 I think your right, but are those Max’s teethmarks
on the woodwork, Freddies… or Mommas?
pretty sure Max was the one that chewed the upholstery, but you
never know…
#225: Oh as in “you call it corn we call it maize”. No I’m old enough to remember that one as well as the crying indian seeing how the white man trashes the planet.
221 – Oops – my bad..it’s “maize” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8O325w9VVU
Wonder if she’s why Beck headed for the cornfield. Anyone know where she is? Maybe Beck didn’t just rape and murder that one girl….
227 email him
11: arent you rather thin to be a walmart employee ?
228… sorry, I’ve been a way for a while… there was a lot of celebrating to do upon my return… me, mark, dan, and peter got to drinkin’ early this morning!
227, “Carpetbagging Teagagger” would be much funnier.
227 on second thought, do you really want to get Momma started
saying teabagging carpetbagger barkpark Guy Lafleuer Cheyboygan?
#221, that movie freaked me out.
#227: do you have a text-to-speech program on your computer?
I just went to the FOX News web site.
They had the Carie Prejean story….BUT NO MENTION of the Sex Tape.
all they said is the lawsuit has ended.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/11/03/ex-miss-california-carrie-prejean-pageant-settle-lawsuit/
22: “Fmr Miss California (I’m such a f*cking self-righteous Christian it hurts) Prejon’s (sp?) graphic sex tape revealed!”
graphic enuff to resolve the androgyny ?
hey Flombe yer late
where’s your doctors note?
Dr Seuss isn’t a real Doctor
even tho he WAS Stephie’s pediatrician
230 — yeah, I getcha. Max — Upholstery, Stephie — scenery.
26: “I am completely unrepressed, on the other hand, and I can’t give it away.”
sure you could; you just have to fnd the rght walmart break room.
229 hot drunk and slutty is a wonderful way for a young lady to
go through life, young lady. You make the world a better place.
Stephy is such a great role model.
242 at 11et! Post! Post!! Post like you’ve never posted before! Then we’ll post on New york and we’ll post in Washington!! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!
228 yes, the penalty box has been getting bad recently
I think that the penalty box needs some upgrading…well…a gut rehab seems to be in order…
HOORAY! Jim is back! They say, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder” It’s twue, it’s twue! Love you Jim!
Red Handed!
28: ““let the first one without sin…”. ”
this calls for a ….
WALKENIZED bible story.
YSHUA: hold it, murderous mob. just a second please. according to this fine tome by emily post, those who are without sin should get first crack at hurling rocks viciously at this fine little piece of fluff
[heater sails from the back of the crowd, beaning the harlot]
[yshua blinks, stunned]
YSHUA: okay, see how my mom nailed that shot. verily, that’s what i’m talkin about.
243 ha! didn’t even think of that
I could insert the obligatory carpet-chewing [rug-munching?]
comment here, but that would be wrong.
speaking of which, somebody run the vacuum in the penalty box,
be sure to use the wet vac
31: “the fabric store paid more.”
and made a yummier product.
Steph’s prayers are put on hold with “Girl From Ipanema” playing on the celestial line.
#252 Hoovering isn’t going to be enough. Really.
Happy Guy Fawkes, rebels all. Or are we the mainstream and the Limbaughians the rebels, self-proclaimed?
248 tell Danielle to get her bras out of there
I don’t know whos panties those are, I swear
245… thank you Mark! Hey, I have to balance all the working out and healthy eating with something… drinking seems to fit the bill
He could do with a right good rogering!
heh heh Steph said “buggery”
the clop… bad!
257… Never… I was promised they would be a permenant addition to the ceiling fan!!
Giddyup!
60: “Stephy… Venus
Goddess of Wit and Beauty
Wine Drunk and Slutty
a vision of loveliness… throwing up in yer lap”
for real ? – i mean, is this a gag ?
232 – Jeez…now I’m going into Dennis Miller territory….doing comedy that has to be explained…
*hangs head in shame*
234 – Will they ask me that during the interview?
Famous Quotes
Mr. Howell: “I want to say one word to you. Just one word.”
Gilligan: “Yes, sir.”
Mr. Howell: “Are you listening?”
Gilligan: “Yes, I am.”
Mr. Howell: “Satanism. Satanism and Bugg’ry.”
Gilligan: “Just how do you mean that, Sir?”
~ Thurston Howell III on Gilligan
Anyone from MA remember when WAAF would have the weather report from God? It might have been Opie & Anthony? And around 1983-84 (oh dear god I’m old).
253 – ROFLMAO!!
263 whole new meaning to “gag reflex”
65: “I was an even bigger hero by running several people over to my house to let them use the bathroom… figured I get back and 30 seconds later the water’s back on”
you’re just like leave it to beaver, but with less of a haskell.
OMG Jim Ward is funny with the Raising Arizona drop
#265: wow I didn’t need that image of Mr Howell on Gillgan.
Or maybe someone drew a picture of Jesus with their finger, leaving skin oils that cause the image to reappear over and over.
Nah.
Lishen, I think sex with a horse is jush fine!
Anybody got a refill for my White Horse Scotch? I got to move some earth to get up to that certain aaaaarrrea of my horse, I mean sweetie…
Okay, Cage is nucking futz!
256 Hi Ruth! yes, Happy Guy Fawkes, can’t ever decide
which side on on…
But does Mr Cage have sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads?
72: “and she went as a werewolf
a catholic schoolgirl werewolf
nice ears”
i knew MDB could still hold his licker.
My favorite world series ever is the 1986 series.
Praise Buckner.
Mission accomplished, bomb lobbed.
239: Nick, we’re in full morning-chaos-get-the-kids-out-the-door mode here.. will look later at how to mp3-ify the Speech on my Mac so I can get it to Chris (anyone have an online tutorial handy?)
75: “The Hot Gates are a long way off
and that’s not a StephRef”
the question of gates being hot reminds me of a celebrity roast (years ago) which was commented upon beautifully by jon stewart: bill gates teased donald trump by explaining to him what it’s like to have a lot of money….. later, donald trump teased bill gates by telling him what it’s like to have sex.
Oh, just one day back and it makes me see how much I’ve missed you all! I don’t know how often I can come play… but I don’t know how long I can stay away either!
255 I think we gotta peel that 1974 lime green shag right
out of the penalty box… the padding has been soaked through
and left wet, the floor is starting to warp
the whole place needs a makeover. I don’t think the fainting
couch can even be reupholstered and salvaged. The mini fridge
leaks and doesn’t seem to stay cold… the wet bar is a mess,
the disposall hasn’t worked in how long, the ice maker is toast…
#279 So…shove the kids out of the house lock the dorr & concentrate on important things like Steph! Duh!
I thought that MS Word had an option.
280 actually laughing out loud, not just saying that
280… the only thing not funny about that is the image of Trump having sex…
277 Ow! Penalty Box@! watch the construction
Jim Kramer. The Al Kaprelian of crap financial advice.
278 ref too obscure for me
287 — The Weather Wrangler!
who left these trousers and this kimjong il merkin under my pillow ?
#285 I’m sure that in his mind (Trump’s) he was HUUUUUUGE!
281 it’s great to have you back!
approaching Sparta… Ramming Speed!
288– you’re obviously not a Red Sox fan. Good for you!
KJI merkin! priceless
#290: Ok I’m just going to set the penalty box alight. Everyone back away. God know what’s in there…
“money talks” – Kramer’s more like the last half of that saying,
Speaking of BS – here’s Lucinda Bassett…
everyone’s waiting for someone else to go…
SPARTA!!
Sparta!!
Spartans, eat hearty… for tonight, we dine in Hell!
to SPARTAA!
Maybe now???
Go TR… I bow to you!
Yay, Paul!
sPARTa!
Sparta?
138: “Does Carrie PJ’s sex tape give new meaning to the term ‘dithering’?”
bronte withstands easily the vicissitudes of cultural defects.
“oh, carrie !”
“oh, heathcliff !”
trojantabbit, you warrior you! Hail to thee! (bows)
Here’s an idea.
Why don’t the gays petition Indian Nations to grant them marriage on their tribal ground? They are given the same powers as any state.
I was just reading an article about Obama holding a conference with American Indian tribes.
“”I’ll appoint an American Indian policy adviser to my senior White House staff to work with tribes and host an annual summit at the White House with tribal leaders to come up with an agenda that works for tribal communities,” …He made good on that pledge, appointing Kimberly Teehee to serve as senior policy adviser for Native American affairs within the Domestic Policy Council…
He also tapped Dr. Yevette Roubideaux to serve as director of the Indian Health Service within the Department of Health and Human Services, making her the first American Indian to head the federal agency since its founding in 1955.”
I dedicate my Sparta to the lovely Danielle.
OH! this caller knows how to entice the Steph! wine bar in
back of El Camino!
T-Rabbit hops away with the Sparta! Yay!
doh… that double-clutch cost me… petasos off to trojanrabbit
BS BS BS
**Blushing** Oh… you’re too sweet!
296 wait! I got my stash in there!
300 congrats Trojan Spartan, and nice dedication
#310: wouldn’t matter. Once they stepped off the reservation it defaults to whatever their state says. If a gay gets married in MA it’s probably not legal in KS.
poor little insurance executives… may they roast in hell, soon
#317: too late. Burn baby burn.
149: “I think Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh all got the BallsHeimer’s.
Prolly infected each other at one of their orgies…”
yshua raised the right question. if this is what they do with green day, what will they do with brown ?
“do you have the time, to listen to me whine,
of nothing and of everything all at once ?
i am one of those merlot dramatic fools.
neurotic as john boener; that’s about it.
sometimes i give myself the clap….”
151: “and their brains is _definitely_ the ugliest parts of their bodies”
they showed carrie prejean from behind ?
I see that Carrie Prejean will be Miss October 2010 in the “Great American Woman Conservative ” Calandar
along with: Ann Coulter and Michelle Bachmann.
“The Clare Both Luce Policy Institute, a conservative women’s group based outside of Washington, DC has just released its fifth annual Great American Conservative Women Calendar which features top women leaders in the Conservative Movement, and this time around Prejean’s face will be in the top spot.”
LOL
BTW…my friend who was laid off by Travelers’ told me that people are so over-worked there because of the long time employees being laid off…
One of the women there just lost it in the middle of the day from the stress their under (having their jobs threatened and having to do three times the claims their job descriptions call for). Had a breakdown and had to be taken to the hospital for an evaluation…
the rethugs are all cheating on their wives, chasing underage
same-sex, while wrapping themselves in the flag, refusing to
resign when caught, screaming that the gays are ruining marriage…
the hypocrisy is monumental
but then that’s what they do
since I can’t play in the live blog very often anymore, I was thinking about exchanging facebook info… anyone interested?
Congrats to trojanrabbit, Spartan of the Day!
During the breaks the livestream has been playing commercials for financial whack job Jim Cramer. I finally figured out who he sounds like: Crazy Guggeheim from the Jackie Gleason Show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDSjWfavi5k
(Crazy Guggenheim hawking Malt-O-Meal)
323 — That is truly high larry us.
326 — add me! I’m friends with paul & madcabbiejan & rocky mountain high guy.
matt duane griffin is me.
320 good riddance. tomorrow we gotta refurbish/rebuild
I gotta mini fridge in the basement, works good, not being
used… but where we gonna get a fainting couch? or a family
credenza?
323 – Coulter in a Conservative Women Calendar?
I smell a “truth in advertising” suit!
163: “Does he work out with Rudolph?”
rudolph is no radorhinist snob, but the company of brunorhinists gets old fast, so no, not so much anymore.
323 is that a joke? or for real? wonder if they will pull it?
At last we have an administration that will crack down on corporate criminals.
“NEW YORK — The FBI has arrested 14 people for alleged involvement in what prosecutors say was the largest hedge-fund insider trading scheme ever on Wall Street, prosecutors in New York said Thursday.”
(http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hzHDqQThKub1wl-kil-P5U6YRn8g)
They also busted a bunch of people involved with mortgage fraud earlier in the year plus the huge crack down on tax evaders.
“A New York toy salesman who admitted hiding $8 million in assets at UBS AG was sentenced to three months in prison by a judge who credited his cooperation in a widening U.S. investigation of offshore tax evasion. UBS, the largest Swiss bank, agreed in August to disclose another 4,450 names.” (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aoMFvhBGQ700)
There is a ton of “hard work” getting done FINALLY! Let’s not get too impatient!
326 I’m not facebooked, but czech out this yahoo group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/STRANGE_BEDFELLOWS/messages/160381?o=1&xm=1&l=1
330 — we needs appleTV in there so we can watch the internet videos on the youtube on a big flat screen while we are in the penalty box.
166/168: and really, how naked does steph ever actually get during a full moon ?
329… I’ll look you up… I’m Kathleen Danielle Guilday… as you can see I use my middle name… ah ha… the curtain has already slightly been lifted… LOL
The republican party has not learned this lesson and they will never have any power in the federal government until they learn this lesson. They could probably screw some of the people some of the time. If they get lucky they might be able to screw most of the people most of the time. But never under any circumstances will they ever be able to screw all the people all the time.
#330: I think that I can find one but it may not be tomorrow. My question is where are we going to get a replacement portarit of Momma done in a Communist China propaganda poster style?
She’s holding a little red wine not a book.
334 the FBI should get Jim Kramer too, that f@#$King crook
333 — a 2010 calendar is already printed by now. hee hee hee!
326
Definitely.
175: “Glenn Beck and the Heat Miser. Separated at birth?”
there is no known genetic commonality linking glenn beck to mother nature.
I wanna start “Let’sKillGranma dot com”
not that I got anything against granma, she’s ok, just
doesn’t cook much anymore since she got hooked on heroin
#326: facebook is blocked here at work.
steph is wrong.
AND trying to steal commissioner gordon’s fire.
with gordon as my witness, batman has spoken
MUCH truer words tan that.
#341 Jon Stewart got him pretty good, but you’re right!
179: “I wanna hear Klaus Nomi doing “You Don’t Own Me””
rush used to play that a lot…. about six yo-yo diets ago.
i’m glad this is his last major yo-yo diet failure.
340… we can replace with the poster she spilled wine all over while autographing for me a couple years ago… she’s wearing the magic purple sweater in the pic!!!
326
Paul Bacchiocchi here.
Facebook is blocked here as well, but hey, nothing wrong with keeping tabs when the show isn’t on.
I do get phone updates (sometimes).
340 and painted on black velvet
plus the 3-D picture of Guy Lafluer on black velver also, too
346… it is for me too… but thanks to the wonder of the iPhone… it doesn’t matter… if you remember… look me up when you get home.
192: “181 Fred Willard: Genius!
loved him, king of the inapropriate comment as the color
guy in “Best In Show””
fred willard’s color guy + rush limbaugh = poe’s law lives.
I would like to see something in the health bill that ends any insurance money that would go to men getting Viagra. That would help reduce abortions too!
339 yes, rethugs tried to screw us all, all the time.
342 that’s very cool. ah-Ha!
Not only are Mama and the Mooks funnier, so are their fans!
194: “Michael Steele at a Renaissance Festival? That, I’d like to see! ”
“huzzah ! and forsooth ! this be how i ride, ye naughty varlet ! thine popular acclaim shall not cause my mead to overly ferment ! – thine crusade is leaving the gates, but i’m going to be the house of thatch encumbering thy route !”
336 yes, appleTV, treadmill, fax/scanner/copier must have for
the Penalty Box… spend so much time in there gotta be Productive
Found it… there’s a nifty program called “vox machina” that helps
hopefully Chris will put it in the sound machine
A lesbian owns the Cubs? If she’s a bulldyke, she’s probably more manly than some of the guys playing for them!
A lot more action here today than the other day when I checked in, which is good.
359… yeah sure, you just want a copier to encourage someone to copy their butt at the christmas party… I got your number all right…
350 is that true? Momma autographed a pic of her in MPS and spilled
vino on it for you too? awesome!
217: “the fainting couch is looking a little ratty
check the cushions I think I lost my car keys
in there – not to mention my equilibrium
and my pride”
a search must be launched; you’ll be NEEDING those car keys for work.
OMG! just thott of great bumper: “Detachable Penis”
#350: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….magic purple sweater….
362 I like how you think… I’ll be watching you
I’m so damned transparent
#365: isn’t that the title of a song from about 20 years ago?
368 — that’s the one!
242: hey Flombe yer late – where’s your doctors note? – Dr Seuss isn’t a real Doctor”
dang. some geisel do anything to get my pants off.
#365: yes. Detachable Penis by King Missle. 1992.
354 fred willard and jim ward gang up on rush… and beat
him senselessly
I like it
bumbshak dot com? that IS Steph’s fave
Bumpshack, BayyyBeeeeee!
I like the original Gary Glitter, too, Chris!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/soundboard/
Pro-Lifers need to know that the government can’t fund abortions because of the Hyde Amendment. That doesn’t stop private insurance companies from covering them. Why would private insurance fund abortions? They save money. It’s a lot more expensive, and risky, to bring a child to term.
carrie prejean and michael ?
what is it with the phelps family ?
is that how pathetically that guy fawkes ?
Michael Phelps? I was betting on Levi Johnston.
371 Detachable Penis… great song
Momma playin up the werewuff grrl thing today
Anti-Gay but Pro-Pot Head?
bong cam
Just a little liquor and you’d be amazed at how many people will do things that are just so out of character. I once suggested that someone go to the bathroom and take off her bra and panties. I did it as a joke, and the next thing you know, she’s coming out of the bathroom with them in her hand and saying with a proud look, I told you I had the guts to do it.
I’m like, uh…okay, now go to your hotel room before anyone sees you with those.
30 Straight State elections against Marriage Rights? Unfortunately, very accurate.
Danielle….how ya been, been a long time!
370 good one, yer ON today flombe
but the drs note from Dr Nick isn’t any more admissible than
the one from dr seuss
383 you got to party with Momma, Tony?
Shaf, people aren’t ready for gay marriage yet. It needs to be done incrementally. First do civil unions, then once those take hold and people realize, hey, the world won’t end if gays are allowed to practically marry, then they will come along.
Maine is not Massachussetts
383 ya screwed up Tony, she was gonna do whatever you dared
her to do and you didn’t aim high enuff
Mark…nope, not with momma. It was something I did because someone was saying that nobody thought she had any guts so I told her to do that. It was hilarious. I was like, okay, a little leequor and I can get this woman to do just about anything. I’ll keep that in mind the next time I need her to do me a favor.
She needs to wear non-flammable pants, so only her hair catches fire.
wow ! fred rutherford’s mel cooley halloween costume actually fooled them ! “rob ! let me in ! it’s paul revere !”
I love that Beavis & Butthead drop; from an episode after they were sued by a woman who blamed the show for her kids burning down her trailer. Beavis almost says fire, but restrains himself.
389
Well, it used to be a long long time ago…
363… completely! I have it framed and hanging in the living room next to the Obama poster showing all the different magazine and newpaper covers from 11/5/08
So Oprah is expected to ask softball questions?
will dennis miller laff at sarah palin’s stupidity ? — and no, jim, it’s not softball; as LIONEL pointed out, it’s dryer lint.
395 Ha! gotta Love a guy who knows a little History
the dictionary can make you smarta.
So you all tomorrow, have a great day.
385… good… gotta run, but shoot me an email on blogspot to catch up!!
#388 For years, I’ve been saying that government needs to get out of the marriage business. That is a religious ceremony. In Europe, a couple files with the government for a Civil Union (this gives survivorship benefits, a voice in medical care, etc). Then, if they are religious, they can go to a church that supports their union. We need to get the “and the State of (whatever)” out of the pastor’s ceremony.
WorldnetDailyRadio? Do they air the Floor-humper Show in the latenight hours?
File not found!
See ya bloggoes!
Goodbye all.
Be seeing you.
Have a great day, everyone!
396 that is So Cool!
damn I hate it that it’s over so soon. I’m heading over
to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/STRANGE_BEDFELLOWS
to sling my insanity and cross post with them… great group,
but of course, my heart is here with You all
Well, folks, hope you have a good one!
Off to see if Wal-Mart wants me. Wish me luck? (no, I mean, should I be asking for that?)
Have a good day
Bye all!
good luck Robotrix!