LiveBlog for Friday, September 25, 2009
• Max Blumenthal calls in at 6:30am Pacific to talk about his new book, “Republican Gomorrah: Inside the Movement that Shattered The Party.”
• Terry O’Sullivan, President of the Laborers International Union of North America, calls in at 7:05am Pacific to talk about health care reform.
• Comedian John Fugelsang calls in at 8:30am Pacific to talk abou all things politics and pop culture.
• The U.S., Britain, and France today will accuse Iran of building a secret underground plant to manufacture nuclear fuel and demand that Tehran grant access to international weapons inspectors, The New York Times reported.
• The Senate Finance Committee defeated a Dem amendment that would have gradually closed the coverage gap in the Medicare drug benefit at the expense of drugmakers. Nonetheless, another proposal to shield seniors in Medicare private insurance plans from benefit cuts remained alive.
• Advocates for a public insurance plan, the idea that has generated the most passion in the health care debate, are pressing for a crucial test vote in the Senate Finance Committee.
• Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was hospitalized yesterday after becoming ill in her office at the court. She had received a treatment for an iron deficiency and developed “lightheadedness and fatigue” about an hour later. She is expected to be released today.
Tags: Health Care Reform, Iran, John Fugelsang, Max Blumenthal, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Terry O'Sullivan
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Goood morning all.
A local group of comedians – the Mass GOP, filed suit this morning to block the installation of Senator “elect” Kirk.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/09/25/mass_gop_seeks_to_block_kennedy_interim_successor/
#1 And they say comedy is dead!
Good morning, trojanrabbit and the rest of my LiveBlog pals. I wished I could stay, but I have way two much to do today before taking Mon-Wed off next week. Oh, I forgot to mention… I’ll be in Kentucky shooting scenes for a Disney film about racehorse Secretariat. Should be a fun project.
Before I split, this story caught my eye (guess it qualifies as one for the Self-Fun Stack):
Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn’t Stop
http://jalopnik.com/5366788/dutchman-flips-tractor-trailer-while-masturbating-doesnt-stop
2.
Well I mean, come on, a man has to have his priorities.
Be productive, shaf. Have a great weekend.
2 Freaking Dutchman! can’t keep his hand off the throttle.
Now that’s just damned clumsy.
At least he wasn’t nude, or wearing women’t clothes…
I bet Momma would never wreck her enormous SUV while
pleasuring herself. Prolly too drunk to find the button
with either hand. OK! OK! skating
Woohoo! This is my first time on the Live Blog! Should I be worried? should I use some kind of protection?
5 welcome Jim!
protection is always a good idea
I suggest a full body condom
I’m assisting an independent film maker, Joe Lyles, on a project that will be entitled “Megadittos: Exploring Rush Limbaugh’s America.” It’s been a real hoot – we’ve been traveling and interviewing people for a few months now.
http://jimweeks.50webs.com
Morning, all. I’d just like to remind everybody that Steph will turn 97 on Tuesday.
Morning/Welcome Jim
Good morning Mark
I think this is going to be one of those days. The programmer’s cap is on, but nothing is working in the old mind. Just spent half an hour spinning my wheels trying to figure out an error when it was just my stupidity in making a wrong selection.
8
Amazing. She doesn’t look a day over 80.
Susan Atkins died. Enjoy Hell, psycho.
Morning/Welcome Jim
Good morning Mark
I think this is going to be one of those days. The programmer’s cap is on, but nothing is working in the old mind. Just spent half an hour spinning my wheels trying to figure out an error when it was just my stupidity in making a wrong selection.
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I’m going on 4 hours sleep. Either I’m going to be lethargic, or loopy.
7 isn’t that spelled “MegaDildoes”?
Flush Dim-bulb and his Rush To Excrement Network
uh oh! Iran HAS been working on nukes. WTF!?
Blockade them, no technology from N. Korea, Russia, Pakistan,
China gets thru. You can’t shut off their oil; it would mean
war with China. You can’t bomb them, they are too dispersed
and too well buried. Maybe you can overthrow them and put in
a different goverment, look how well it worked in 1953 and
how long it lasted… right up until 1979
It’s a problem. I’ve been against whipping up any phony
war against Iran, but I recognize no one wants to see them
with a nuke.
8
Amazing. She doesn’t look a day over 80.
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She and Joan Rivers have the same plastic surgeon.
Walking on Sunshine!!!!
Troj, it’s a Friday, no wonder
Let’s all send Momma birthday cards! dirty ones
#10
According to creationists that makes her almost old enough to remember when humans rode on dinosaurs !!!eleventy-one!!!
Momma! nice outfit this morning.
Nice see through top with black lack bra
Caramel Apple Waffles
Caramel Apple Waffles
(4 servings) Stoner Version
* For The Sauce:
* 1 and 1/4 cup brown sugar
* 1/3 cup water
* 4 Tablespoons butter
* 1/2 cup whipping cream
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* For The Apples:
* 3 large apples – peeled / cored / cut into wedges
* 2 Tablespoons butter
* 2 Tablespoons brown sugar
* 1 teaspoon cinnamon
* 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
* For The Waffles:
* 1 and 1/4 cups flour
* 1 Tablespoon white sugar
* 2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 teaspoon cinnamon
* 1 large egg
* 1 cup milk
* 3 Tablespoons canola oil
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Makes 4 servings of 2 waffles per person.
To make the sauce:
In a small sauce pan, mix the brown sugar and water together. Bring to a low-boil and cook 5 minutes. Add the butter and cook until dissolved. Remove from heat. Stir in whipping cream and vanilla. Set aside.
To prepare the apples:
In a bowl, toss the apples with the brown sugar and spices until well coated. In a large frying pan over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the apples and saute for 5 minutes, or until the apples are tender yet still firm.
To make the waffles:
In a large bowl, mix together the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt and cinnamon. In a medium bowl, beat the eggs with the milk, oil and vanilla. Add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Bake according to directions for your waffle maker.
To put it all together:
Top each waffles with apples and drizzle caramel sauce generously over each portion. Enjoy!
The long ingredient list probably makes this look complicated. But this is a pretty easy recipe and the resulting waffles are really, really good. Just make sure you have the warm apples and warm sauce ready before the waffles are ready.
Men get the same feeling when they visit Steph’s bedroom.
19 carmel apple waffles sound great
I like pears meseff, pears and cinnamon and walnuts…
Hello everyone, happy Friday.. Are you ready for the weekend?
The Hoff needs to stop taking dating tips from John Philips.
21.
pears n walnuts sound pretty bomb… going to try that !
Coming this fall to Broadway. David Hasselhoff and his daughter star in an all-new production of “Lolita”.
Smurf, programming’s not a fit occupation for a human being..
Mornin all!
The stepmothers’ are just jealous, because MacKenzie was gettin’ some.
Stephie’s always behind the loop what these crazy kids
are watching today… WTF? Bijou Phillips? who ever heard
of her? Get off my lawn@!
28 good one
Oprah wouldn’t fit under a bus. :-p
and Score keepers
Momma! nice outfit this morning.
Nice see through top with black lack bra
What you say!?! She lacks a bra?!?
former criminal mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick
prolly IMHO had a stripper murdered after a party
that never happened then fired all the cops trying
to solve the murder… more stuff came out last nite.
http://www.detnews.com/article/20090925/METRO01/909250373/1409/METRO/New-lawsuit-filed-in-Tamara-Greene-case
Meanwhile the Kwamster lives in a mansion in Texas drives
a giant SUV and laffs his ass off at the courts back here
in Michigan. That sucker raped the City of Detroit, treated
it as his private piggy bank. Pay-to-play was the way. as
crooked as the day is long.
31
I walked out of work yesterday and in one of the loading docks was a car with a sign saying “EMT Training”. There was a dummy under the car. Oprah?
Mornin’ Bloggoes!
re: Shaf’s post at #2. This sounds like somebody with a medical problem — priapism &/or maybe something similar else. I’m concerned for the poor feller!
33 mean comment to Momma:
“Stephanie are you wearing a bra?”
“yes, yes I am”
“why?”
poor Momma! at least she’s got a beautiful face and ass
and ears!
I was shocked to see a recent photo of Mackenzie Phillips. Shocked, I tell ya! Shocked.
Happy Friday ya basdids!
16
The real problem is it’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve been able to work on my software project (at least the hardware end of it) and I’m just making dumb mistakes.
Happy Friday peeps!
38 — most of the photos I’ve seen of her lately look OK. Everyone gets photographed unflatteringly at times. She looks like a middle aged rock chick to me. No better or worse than, say, Chrissie Hynde looks these days.
#40
Well if at first you don’t succeed, give up – or call tech-support (which takes a bit longer but is basically the same thing).
here’s to Karl Rove
in prison; traded for smokes
and some people (Karl Rove) like to be able to buy their way to the front of the health care line.
As a preteen in the ’70s, I had a crush on Mckinsey Phillips…not so any more. Aaack!
Yesterday I was surfing some sites showing botched plastic surgery. Many prominent young gorgeous actresses with natural petite breasts ruined themselves with grapefruit sized transplants.. A breast should fit just about perfectly in a champagne glass, not one of those fish bowl brandy snifters that people guttle quad-sized Margaritas from..
Champagne glass??? Those would be some oddly shaped boobies!
I happened to catch Ed’s rant – excellent! Spot on, the absolute truth..
Demanding Shultz apoligize is like poking a wild animal with a stick.
Not the tall skinny glasses, Danielle! ;->
47 I’m with you Ivan, I don’t care how much or little a
woman is endowed with; I just love women and they are all
fine just the way they are.
Store bought is OK but nothing beats home-made. Or home-grown,
as it were.
Boobs must be the Goddess’s way of letting men know She loves
them even though they are… men
Good morning all,
Occasional blogger here. I was on the YouTubes this morning checking out clips of Stephie. There were pictures of her as a child and she didn’t look anything like a wolf. She was actually a cutie-pie. Sheph, you’re much too hard on yourself. We all looked like you in the 60′s.
don’t ya hate it when yer boobs go from being 36DD to 36 Long?
google Cougar Barbie
very funny video
Barb, ALL wild animals are cute when they are babies!
53 Oh Stephie has always been cute as a button.
She just likes to practice self depreciating humor.
the widow’s peak, widow’s hump, unibrow, gray fangs,
hammer toes, boobs like your little brother’s… it’s
all part of her Look
love that girl
As soon as Randi Rhodes can afford to start hiring again, Chris and Jim are outta here.
58 — smurf, Randi has her own Mooks. They’re more in the background, but she’s got ‘em!
51… LOL… the other glass didn’t even occur to me… I was thinking the tall skinny ones and making the confused dog face… but I definately agree that some girls take it to an extreme… I have a few friends that are absolutely beautiful girls and then went out and got DD boobs… now they look out of balance, like they may fall forward at any moment!
43 lol
Penis Navy wasn’t good enough for them. Wow! These people really all sick freaks.
In a sane world, Barack Obama would be a Republican.
58 — smurf, Randi has her own Mooks. They’re more in the background, but she’s got ‘em!
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She has Duffy. He’s worth both Chris and Jim.
I’m going to have to read this guy’s book..
Anytime someone mentions right wing women I see those Manson girls walking hand-in-hand during the trial.
53, 57
Agreed. All her self-depreciating humor aside, Stephanie is a very attractive woman.
The RW is doing worse than that. They’re promoting a pre-emptive conspiracy theory story: the President gets assassinated, and the US RW is blamed when actually the culprits are Libyans/Al Qaeda/foreign anti-AGW types. This is scary because it innoculates them against the horror of assassination, and makes them martyrs all at once.
68 — is that conjecture or do you have documentation?
68.. that’s just scary…
Justify My Lust, Steph. OOOOOOHHHHH, YEAH!!
Can we get him an interpreter already?
Justify my lunch, y’all. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!
I can smell the liquor on his breath even from here!
Hiya, Jan!
And thanx to good law enforcement those plots in Texas and Illinois have been foiled. Now, those two guys will be indicted.
Yeah, I generally switch to an alternate word if I’m too durnk to pronounce it after a couple tries… I think he should get a participation ribbon
I’ll find the references. Not conjecture at all.
74… No, that’s me… sorry…
I so wanted Delay to fall on his drunken saggy ass during that show. Dammit!
78 — Cool. Thanks.
(((Madduane))) in da HOUUUSE!
Rush wouldn’t fit under a bus. What am I saying. Rush wouldn’t fit under a small planet.
Good morning, Jan!
80… well, shucks… now there’s AB-SO-LUTE-LY no reason for me to watch…
(((PAULIE))) My new Facebook buddy!
53, 57
Agreed. All her self-depreciating humor aside, Stephanie is a very attractive woman.
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Only because she’s had more plastic surgery than Nancy Pelosi.
HelP! I am now one degree away from Glen Beck. My Mayor is going to give him the key to the city of Mount Vernon tomorrow night.
Ooh! Ooh! Can we all add each other on the Facebooks? IS there a Steph Group there? That would be how we’d find each other, I’m guessin’
Chris, like you were right about Obama loosing the election???
88 — I dare you to give him a wedgie at the ceremony
89.. there is a Stephanie Miller fan site!
#89 I just gave out my real name in here so Paulie could find me. I’ve lost all sense of security.
I love a good rethug smackdown.
We should all send Glenn Beck Frog’s legs recipes.
93… I hear ya’… I’ve given my name and personal email on SMS blog… doubt I’d do it anywhere else, but I haven’t had any bad contact from it in the past.
#83, Han: that’s too big for a radio talk-show host.
Chewie: ROOOOWR!
Ooh! Ooh! Can we all add each other on the Facebooks? IS there a Steph Group there? That would be how we’d find each other, I’m guessin’
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Steph has a Facebook page. But it’s as active as her love life.
#96 Yeah, me neither. And what’s this hooey about Chris interacting with us? Huh? I’ve only see him say something once in here and that was to smack down someone who was swearing too much. (It wasn’t me, for once.)
#99, yeah, but Rebekah (can we get a confirm on the spelling?) comes in and says hi from time to time?
88: I thought a bunch of people showed up and raised holy hell against Beck coming?
My name is Jan Tessier on Facebook AND on stage and screen. Please feel free to petition me for adding in the “friends” catagory. Because I don’t know YOUR real names, try to remind me who you are. Thank you!
From the Canto 120 of Ezra Pound:
“the cup of white gold at Patera
Helen’s breasts gave that”
Pound refers to a celebrated drinking cup said to be molded
directly from the right breast of Helen of Troy and therefor
the most beautiful cup in the ancient world. Decent government
is important he is saying, but a lovely woman is even more
important.
– Robert Anton Wilson, The Illuminati Papers p.104
#100 Yeah, but Rebekkah is da shizzle.
#83, Han: that’s too big for a radio talk-show host.
Chewie: ROOOOWR!
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Han: it thinks we’re a viagra pill. it’s gonna swallow us.
Chewie: RAAAAWR!
102 — I just now sent you a friend request
Chris has all sorts of knobs and switches and carts, etc. to operate. He’s busy making Steph look great, and he’s not available to blog with us in real time.
Speaking of Chris, I think he does one heck of a job with the bumper music.
102
Yeah. As soon as I sent off my friend request to you Jan, I remembered that I forgot to tell you who I was.
Iran’s secret nuke plant could be Dick Cheney’s “Undisclosed Location.” Aren’t you glad we have a real president who commands respect and accountability?
Wild Thang
#105, Get in there! I don’t care what you smell!
/ew
Walking on Sunshine 2
OW!
#105, Get in there! I don’t care what you smell!
/ew
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Bantha Fodder
Also, “OFF THE CHARTS!!!”
104 oh yes
Rebekah is hotter than Amish Porn.
the real brains of the outfit.
but Momma is still Momma
Yeah, but I knew you were going to do that, Paulie. And I remembered your cat.
Thanks, Madduane!
Mornin’ all!
Sorry I’m late – work was interferring with my Steph-time.
I ain’t dissin’ the Chris. I love him. I love all of ‘em.
119 — Hear, hear! Good folks, absolutely all of ‘em.
101: On Wed a petition with 16,000 signatures, protesting the Mayor’s plan to honor Beck, was presented to the Mayor at the town council meeting. The “key to the city” will be given Saturday evening.
#121: can we show up with our assault rifles displayed proudly?
#122 Stole the thought right outta my head, Nick!
The individual mandate can be seen as quid pro quo — the tradeoff being the requirement to end rescission.
Because it’s not guns that kill people – it’s the little hard things that do.
I must go out
my back is killing me my chiropractor is waiting
If I don’t see you have a great weekend
Actually how about a large kettle of boiling water & a frog costume for him.
that’s my girl!
Will the crowd be ‘invite-only’ i.e. Friends of Glenn Beck.
Chris’ dad calling into the show this morning.
Mama werewolf-whistled the construction workers?
That’s right caller, the Soviet Union was all about illegal aliens.
Is that Tom Delay’s truck driving brother?
slur some more caller
Oh dear. Ken is a moron. And a drunk.
ok, so is Ken missing teeth or brain cells??? I’m going with both!
Dude should not drink and dial
TOM DELAY’S RELATIVE!
He masturbated to Tom DeLay on “Dancing With the Stars”.
Jim- its a called a “Road-Soda”
I’m trying to figure out if caller Ken is drunk, stupid, tired or all the above.
Get off the road, dude!
Ken is a fine example of the need for more spending for education.
142.. and the need for more chlorine in the gene pool
Hey, Steph!
How can I get on your future husbands list?
Keep up the good work!
good morning all… why do I tune in when the looneys are one.
Enjoy a nice bowl of Commiecrats with fresh milk and fruit in the morning!
It’s not medicare. The advantage plan cuts out the benefits.
Cincinnati. I’ve been to Cincinnati. It looks like th ruined city in “Battle for the Planet of the Apes”.
Caller sounded he was reading the word commie-crat off a paper napkin from the truckstop diner where he was taking notes from Rush.
“I demand satisfaction!”
#139: Oh dear God! My brain…melting out of my ears because of that image!!
Quick I need to squeegie my thrid eye!
Steph- u should start selling swag that says “I’m a commie-crat”
Glove slap, baaaay-bee!
WTFAUX?
Ken: It’s gonna take fifteen minutes to get to Wal-Mart. That’s too long. I’m stayin’ home and drinkin’ my shine.
“SIR! I demand satisfaction!”
Allegedy drunk? Really? To be fair, Ken’s allegedly stupid, too.
#139: you mean it was Ken the NoDoze trucker who flipped his rig while masturbating (see #1)?
It’s people like Ken that make me wanna light up a cigarette again, and I’ve been quit since the beginning of May.
“SIR! I demand satisfaction!”
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Assault rifles at dawn.
Who’s in my area that’s going to see Steph in Madison? Anyone? *crickets*
Correction, post 2 not 1.
I’ve been quit since the beginning of May.
How awesome is that? Very, very awesome, that’s what.
OK, if you click on my name/link, you will get taken to my StephSpace where there’s a link to my Facebook page. I think that’ll work.
#158 Naw, I don’t think he could find his stick with both hands and a GPS receiver.
159
Hopefully, if you think of us you won’t want to light that cigarette. Great going, Jan.
#163 Congrats!
150
I can’t get no….satisfaction.
/the Devo version
Is it true that when Rush turns around his people give him a welcome home party?
Doug Feiger is a creep! That song, the knack’s 1 and only hit, was actually stolen from the Romantics!
Garrick has some tailorin’ to do. No, he is not in the Obsidian Order.
Goood morning all.
A local group of comedians – the Mass GOP, filed suit this morning to block the installation of Senator “elect” Kirk.
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It sounds like there could be a court ruling at any moment.
Good Friday morning, Stephsters!
Max Blumenthal interview was great, and the sight of the Ball Peen hammmer’s store card, er “birth certificate” on Dancing with the Stars was naaaaaaaaaaaauseating in his Turd Blossom outfit. Wow! Flavin!!
172 — that should be interesting! Unfortunately it seems to me the law favors the GOP.
Hippy omlette
* 8 extra-large eggs
* 2 tablespoons heavy cream
* 1 cup grated gruyere cheese
* kosher salt & freshly ground black pepper
* 1 tablespoon unsalted butter
* 1 small onion, diced
* 4 small red potatoes, diced
* 1 cup diced smoked ham or Canadian bacon
* 1 cup grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, for finishing top
* 1/4 cup sour cream
* 1 bunch chives, chopped
Directions
1.
1
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
2.
2
In a large bowl, whisk together eggs, cream, Gruyere cheese, salt, and pepper until foamy. Melt butter in a cast iron pan over medium heat. Add the onion and potatoes and cook thoroughly. Pour the egg mixture over the top. Pull the edges away from the sides of the pan with a spatula so the eggs flow to the bottom of the pan. When the frittata is half set, add the ham.
3.
3
Transfer the pan to the heated oven. Bake for 10 minutes until puffed and golden. Shower with grated Parmesan and serve garnished with sour cream and chives.
Thanks for the support, folks! It’s been hell, but hey…
I’m struggling with my identity lately. I quit drinking and other substances over fourteen years ago. I quit smoking this year. And, I’ve lost nearly forty lbs. in the last three months. I’m trying to figure out who I am now.
Steph’s a sex as hell commie-crat.
172 — that should be interesting! Unfortunately it seems to me the law favors the GOP.
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Then the people of MA will have to wait until the special election to have the same representation as the rest of us.
176 — Identity issues are tough. Trust me, I know. Cool, that’s what you are. Cool & snarky & aware & funny & a heart full of soul. That’s my clue for you.
not quite adequate to fit the name…. john theory is officially demoted to “john blather”.
Congrats Jan! I wish I had some of your new problems. The HSN treadmill came a week ago, and I’ve lost 8 pounds since 8-11 by looking at portion control
You quit smoking. That’s great!
“Then the people of MA will have to wait until the special election to have the same representation as the rest of us.”
Sucks, but that may be the case.
#15: is it a “hippy omlette” because that will all go to your hips?
It’s Fredricktown, Ohio. Pronounced Frederick-town. There is a tomato show every year. I had not heard about the float – how hilarious. Yes, there are plenty haters in that area of Ohio.
Madduane – no we have to have representation period.
178
Well, we really haven’t had it for quite a while.
And I still say that a compromise should be reached allowing Curt Schilling to run as a Republican. Good times.
Did republicans get their whole anti-healthcare scare tactic from “Logan’s Run’?
“welcome to Carousel…”
another one with huge delusions of adequacy…. mary matalin said “there’s an idea” which is a vast over-estimation. actually, there’s a group of syllables. it would be nice if they could learn the difference. AND, somewhere, right now, alan keyes and michelle malkin are making noises to which monkeys hurling feces would not even admit blame.
Madduane made me blush! Thank you. Shucks. And thank you too, Bob!
God, I love Charlie!
185 — yes, but we also have to follow the law. Maybe the MA courts will find that the appointment can go ahead as projected, but the law is that no law goes into effect in MA for 90 days.
5: a cotton candy helmet is optional.
Today is the big day when we find out of Baucus can still “Dem” in the idiot Financing Committee. I hope Sen. Schumer is right.
11: her diet wasnt meaty enuff for my taste anyway.
Morning all! Being a rightwing nut should be classified as a pre-existing condition and they should be denied ANY healthcare.
Again: what does Orly Taitz yell when she’s having an orgasm: “let me finish!”
Glen Beck makes baby jesus cry!
Not listening! Lalalalalalalala
18: and a kudos for the see-thru black lace.
#191: I know…so we have to wait until…December?
Disbarment being sought.
http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/disbarment-of-orly-taitz-sought-by-california-bar/blog-66817/
26: “Smurf, programming’s not a fit occupation for a human being..” – that’s why they leave programming the minions to beck.
200 — maybe, so at which point, why bother? the election will be the next month. I wish the legislature would have thought to write the emergency preamble that would have solved the whole problem.
28: “The stepmothers’ are just jealous, because MacKenzie was gettin’ some.” – no doubt about it; jealousy snd envy are much too plentiful. – i could never quite grasp the attempts to ridicule michael douglas.
#203: http://www.lawlib.state.ma.us/whatsnew.html
Governor’s Authority to Make New Law Effective Immediately
If a law does not have an emergency preamble, it is typically effective 90 days after enactment. The newly-passed law permitting the governor to appoint an interim senator does not have such a preamble. Yet a provision in the state constitution appears to give the governor the authority to determine that the law should take effect immediately by including a letter to the secretary of state explaining his reasoning. Mass. Constitution Articles of Amendment XLVIII, Part II Emergency Measures, says in part “…if the governor, at any time before the election at which it is to be submitted to the people on referendum, files with the secretary of the commonwealth a statement declaring that in his opinion the immediate preservation of the public peace, health, safety or convenience requires that such law should take effect forthwith and that it is an emergency law and setting forth the facts constituting the emergency, then such law, if not previously suspended as hereinafter provided, shall take effect without suspension…”.
“
Oh I feel so much better! My vertibre are all stacked neatly
one atop the other now
34: “…Meanwhile the Kwamster lives in a mansion in Texas drives
a giant SUV and laffs his ass off at the courts back here
in Michigan. That sucker raped the City of Detroit, treated
it as his private piggy bank. Pay-to-play was the way. as
crooked as the day is long.” — impressive, since the days in texas last weeks. – they guy must have chuck norris diease. – even dean edell knows to live in mendo. – what sort of psychopathy is it that drives a person to have millions of dollars, yet live in the crappiest places. – do they even understand that this puts them in the same class as chuck norris and osama bin laden ?
Steph’s my Obsession for sure.
205 — awesome! Hope the court agrees
Oh you’re my obsession…Momma!
36: “priapism” / grade school years….. toMAYto / to MAHto….
Steph used her batteries for something else.
35: “I walked out of work yesterday and in one of the loading docks was a car with a sign saying “EMT Training”. There was a dummy under the car.” – trying to hide to get out of the EMT training.
a lesbian talking about shifting vibrating crevices.
sorry all. sorry. sorry.
214 — penalty box, you.
Seeing Ellen or Rosie on the TV is just an indication that you’re watching too much daytime TV.
Justice Ginsburg’s been released from the hospital.
Left-wing Truckers would be a fabulous band name.
and you need the flashlight for…?
170 Geoffrey Fieger is a creep too Maddy. Brother of the
one in The Knack. Showboating Litigator. Full Of Himself.
38: face it. hogarth’s way is the past. this land fellow is coming along with some very interesting graphic recording technology with his newfangled oxides of silver.
Stephanie Miller Show healthcare – a flat of box wine, ass thermometer, and free veterinary care.
Could have said “talking about bodies bumping & grinding against each other”. (^_^)
46: “As a preteen in the ’70s, I had a crush on Mckinsey Phillips…not so any more. Aaack!” – - – i do hope you took our advice about using protection.
47: “….. A breast should fit just about perfectly in a champagne glass, not one of those fish bowl brandy snifters that people guttle quad-sized Margaritas from……” – i’m rather fond of espresso…. and stephanie miller. coincidence ?
Republican Healthcare Option: Workhouses and Debtors Prisons.
48: “Champagne glass??? Those would be some oddly shaped boobies!” – danielle ! shaf ! where are you two going with those crazy straws ?
You’re exempt from individual mandates if you’re below 3x the poverty level.
This guy is only correct if the Rethugs get their way.
An amendment that would lower drug costs for low income seniors was rejected by Baucus’ committee. This is being called a victory for the president. Chris is on the right track in regards to reform, I think.
Wait…Does that mean we are all millionaires? We don’t actually rub anything with Steph and the Mooks, but we sort of pal around with them.
52: “….I just love women and they are all
fine just the way they are….” – hope that wasnt too hasty. so i’m checking just in case. was i SUPPOSED to forward that to michelle malkin ?
222 the difference between an oral and a rectal
thermometer? the taste! [skates]
#226 Let’s add the ditch at the side of the road to the Republican Healthcare Option.
Stephanie Miller Show healthcare – a flat of box wine, ass thermometer, and free veterinary care.
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A map of Los Angeles with the free clinics highlighted in red.
54: “I just love women and they are all
fine just the way they are.” – balloon animal skills exist for a reason.
232 an ugly character is still ugly. Palin/Malkin/Coulter: UGLY
Federal Poverty Levels: http://aspe.hhs.gov/poverty/09poverty.shtml
So a family of four would have to make under $66K to qualify.
And why does Alaska get ‘extra welfare’ and Hawaii less?
#229, no he’s correct if Max Baucus and Kent Conrad get their way. Individual mandates w/o a public option and employer mandates would be a disaster, but that’s precisely what Baucus proposes.
If the Republicans get their way, nothing changes.
#214: I sense a comedy script in the works – buttoned-down geologists in lab coats and glasses go beneath the surface to probe the hidden pressure and heat (and their repressed crushes for each other) all building up to an earth-shaking, er … finale.
Wild Thang 3
#238, royalty checks from the oil companies.
#240, I’ve been to American Geophysical Union conferences. Geologists are a lot hipper (and hotter) than us Space Physics types.
233. EW!
that would be a treat for a poo-eater like Max though
Well, Y’know, the Lord helps those who help themselves. So essentially; help your self! The Lord loves that, as long as you are rich, white, and funda-Mental.
#242: shouldn’t that count against Alaskan’s…added as income or lottery winnings or something?
Listening to KPHX 1480 in Phoenix & there was just a story about the “Roadkill Cook-off”.
Oh. >blech< My.
Walking on Sunshine 3
58: “As soon as Randi Rhodes can afford to start hiring again, Chris and Jim are outta here.”
right you are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3K2gGBuKOI&NR=1
waitin’ for flombe to get up to 103
238 — is it because in Hawaii you can sleep on the beach all year long, but in Alaska that’s not so possible? Erm? I’m full of brilliant observations JUST LIKE THAT ONE. Watch out, world.
I have a really important question: Does Obama say nuclear right?
Mmmmmmmmm….beaver.
#251 I think it…you type it. :biggrin:
Spiffy — The Obama annunciation is jake.
#197—I agree.
Beaver believer, and a home coming queen.
255—I don’t get it. Annunciation says she shall bear a child and he will be called Jake?
Hotel-supplied sex toys.
Are they extra small personal sized?
fav college mascot: the banana slug
pervert cannibal slugs:
chew the penis off yer buddy now s/he’s your girlfriend…
And…Jim steals from Monty Python once again…
258 — “Jake” is an anachronistic colloquialism meaning “correct.” Interestingly, it is also an anachronistic colloquialism meaning toilet.
But I meant the first one.
They are fun size!
Those pulsating shower heads are a lot of fun. I mean…well…So I’ve heard.
Break out the Astroglide Cannon!
259 perfect. sample sized sex toys
That’s almost as gross as learning that breast milk pumps can be rented… two things I would have never thought could be rented… eww..
261 plagarism is the sincerest form of flattery
most kids these days don’t know what Monty Python was
266… the mental pictures are limitless!
A sex toy mini-bar. Seriously overpriced & not nearly the fun that you thought that it would be.
187: “Did republicans get their whole anti-healthcare scare tactic from “Logan’s Run’?
“welcome to Carousel…””
clearly, they copied too many things from logans run…
capitol in disarray.
enforcer who cant take the heat.
cats.
well, sure, what else would you call them ?
CATS !!!
Make sure you have plenty or quarters for the magic fingers
Hugo Chavez was right, ‘cept Bush wasn’t the devil but
the devil’s pool man’s helper. Cheney is the devil.
I would love to see her face when she had to interpret that…
190: jan, i guess you’ve gotten the sad news… (post 11)
The fancy hotels are just using Astroglide to prevent terrorists from being able to plant bombs in their lobbies.
Gotta love that tranlator!!
197: “Glen Beck makes baby jesus cry!”
it’s okay. they’ve confirmed that it was a rubber baby jesus.
translator
279 — cool band!
they should have her on the show!
Does the death of a Manson follower make anyone feel old? The whole Tate/LaBianca thing was before my time, but in my mind Atkins and pals are all teenagers. Then you see what they look like now and remember time (and prison) is a bitch.
here comes a greek city state
#276: Yeah because they could coat the floor & slide the bombs through the lobby. They got the idea from watching curling.
#275 Yeah. I saw that earlier this morning. I feel nothing about her. Some actions are, in my humble opinion, irredeemable.
why is there a half-eaten cotton-candy helmet in the penalty box ?
speaking of glen beck, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs&feature=player_embedded#t=30
286 !? did I leave that there?
Republicans: unlike Bush Obama can multitask.
these rethugs make Satan cry
careful posting now — gotta hit this just right!
Glenn Beck: Banana slug or homunculus?
Imma let you talk in a minute. Right now…
SPARTA!
233: “222 the difference between an oral and a rectal
thermometer? the taste! [skates]”
you know what i would really like to do right now ?
you know what would be really good ?
i’d like to go down to marie callender’s and get about a gallon of rectal ice cream and tuck it right into you. …. you’d knock your brains out trying to get it out of there.
292 — golem homunculus, definitely.
S P A R T A!
Sparta – with extra spartaberries.
Sparta dammit!
sparta
Sparta
SPARTA!!!!
and congrats to flombaye on the culinary invention. :yuck:
Wooooo hoooooooo!
Recently I was watching a Q & A and was startled by Grassley’s loss of mental clarity. Not to excuse his absurd remarks during the last few weeks, but I personally think he’s in the early stages of dementia or Alzheimer’s just like Reagan was at about that age..
Jan! Today’s winner of the Leonidas Cup™!
Happy Sparta Jan!
Is the Leonidas cup something for my breasts? Just askin’…
Go, stranger, and to Lacedaemon tell
That here, obeying her behests, we fell
306. as it is yours, you may utilize it as you wish…
Yay, Jan!!!!
My Sparta timing’s a bit retarded. The centrifugal advance is probably stuck. Either that or I need new points.
236: this was an inadvertant non-sequiteur due to my
failure at copy-and-paste. the post was meant to be:
54:”don’t ya hate it when yer boobs go from being 36DD to 36 Long?”
- – - balloon animal skills exist for a reason.
i am sincerely contrite for introducing confusion to the loveblog.
306 if you like!
309
I won’t dwell on it though.
let’s see who gets this…
294 lol! pool of my own sick
#292 He’s just a greedy fat man. I was running late so I had to listen to Joe Scarboring on the radio, and he actually made sense. He blamed Timothy McVeigh’s actions on Clinton era anti-government rhetoric, and said Claiming the president hates white people isn’t really conservative or helpful.
Beck claims to be conservative, in reality he is the Maury Povich of politics. Instead of having freaks on his show, he talks about freaks in government.
310 Loveblog! I like that! ♥
312 dwell
old mechanicker
We need to get out of Iraq first.
alexander did not win there, and notably declared that the afghan tactic of attrition was too much. the retreat was explicit and well known for hundreds of years. what new development did jim hear about ?
*singing* Do yer boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
nugent will be at the “rock-heads for creationism” event.
yes, cats scrathed people and dinosaurs contemporaneously.
Sparta flies by without me noticing. Heavy is the head that wears the sparta crown. That’s you, Jan.
Well, Sparta is over, I’m off to work. See you all Monday.
#321 It would be a heavy head if there were anything of substance in it.
Jan! You came back with a sparta!
322 — Bya, New facebook friend!
250: “waitin’ for flombe to get up to 103″
guess what. i’ve got a fever of 103.
and the only prescription is a cup of wine shaped like stephanie’s box.
nugent will be at the “rock-heads for creationism” event.
yes, cats scrathed people and dinosaurs contemporaneously.
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He’ll probably talk about how he would have hunted dinosaurs with his machine gun. If you look up pussy in the dictionary, there’s a pic of Nugent.
#282—No. People start to die in their 50s and 60s. My goal is to not be one of them.
John Oliver on The Daily Show the other nite:
In Afghani they called him ‘Alex the Crying Boy’
‘Iskander’ is still a cuss word there after a
mere 2338 years
They will curse Bush for longer than that
326 oh snap
you go right to the penalty box you
with your box shaped drinking vessel
alexander did not win there, and notably declared that the afghan tactic of attrition was too much. the retreat was explicit and well known for hundreds of years. what new development did jim hear about ?
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Every empire since the beginning of time has tried to conquer Afghanistan. Every empire has failed. They attacked us, and we’ll still lose there.
262: ““Jake” is an anachronistic colloquialism meaning “correct.” ”
- so all this time, i’ve been both jake and the fat man, and i didnt even know it. – so which one of you is starsky ? where among you is the latterday barnaby jones ?
cats who look like Hitler
boxes that look like Stephanie’s
#278—I heard the frog he tossed was rubber. Nonetheless it takes a sick b*stard to even think of that stunt.
Let’s think of a new job for Beck. Used car salesman.
334 — either a sick bastard or a thirteen year old boy. I know: same diff.
funny Jake can mean both correct or fake
a Jake Ruby or a Jack Ruby is a fake gem
or a guy who rubs out a patsy before he can defend himself, Lee
Congrats Jan! The Sparta Crown is yours for the weekend! Don’t be mad that it is really just an old lamp shade from the penalty box!
Today I’m wearing a shirt from Alaska and Palin came up in conversation. A coworker pointed out that she sounds just like the mom from Bobby’s World.
Glenn Beck: beneath contempt
should be beneath a 13 ton rock
Do not disrespect the Ambien, Fugelsang. It’s fun stuff.
268: “….most kids these days don’t know what Monty Python was”
- at least they know that archie leach speaking russian in “a fish called wanda” is the full monty python.
and yes, the name “archie leach” was no accident.
john cleese is a non-closeted fan of cary grant.
check out the closet action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_sba-bjhc
Palin is great so glad she’s out there
let the morons follow her off a cliff
she’s bat shit insane
Palin/Taitz2012!
Archie Leach: one who hangs on to the Archie? Jughead.
282: “Does the death of a Manson follower make anyone feel old?” – not as much as roman polanski stealing my prom dates.
316
First car was a ’68 Olds F-85
One nice thing about GM engines then (at least the 350 Olds V8) was that dwell could be set with a wrench without removing the distributor cap.
Stephanie Miller is a wireless hotspot. wetspot. i don’t know what
I’m saying. Just sayin’
339
Nah, a 16 ton weight is better.
345 Olds Rocket! gotta lov’em
347 — like in a warner brothers cartoon?
Here’s a link to that “hot dog” picture:
http://picasaweb.google.com/HubieStubert/YetMoreFarkstuff?authkey=Gv1sRgCLHVxsWMk8mvsQE
16 ton weight Warner Bros
13 ton Monty Python
either one would be a vast improvement!
#349: or a Monty Python sketch
(((kar-hussein))) Long time no see!
350–that Hot Dog Dog picture is great! I’m gonna go now. I’m moving this weekend and have a ton of packing to finish.
My bedroom is also my office so guess which room has the most stuff in it? The room I’m sittin’ in.
353—-yes, I changed my name. Wanted to clue you in.
301: it’s not my culinary invention.
it’s an established culinary intervention.
- okay, it’s gone, as of yesterday, there was a youtube video
called “christopher walken wants ice cream” which was the
conceptual source of that statement.
sorry. i dont even know which film it was from,
but it was walken as a detective.
351
I do believe the 16 ton weight is Monty Python.
If it isn’t I should think of changing my name, eh?
357
It’s just one way of dealing with a raspberry killer. There are millions of others. Like shooting him.
327 Ted Nugent is a punk. Draft dodger, bigot, racist, homophobe,
Jerk. Jerk O’the First Water. A#$@HOLE!!!!!
Momma shouldda beaten him about the face and head. He wouldda cried.
#357: it was probably 16 British tonnes or something so it works out to 13 Imperial (^_^)
Does and Los Angeles Haunted Hayride go through Steph’s compound? It should. On second thought, seeing domestic Steph would be too scary.
357
the magnum post
yer prolly right it was Python. Colt
Haunted Hayride thru Steph’s Compound
izzat what she’s calling it now
If there were justice in the world, Ted Nugent would get shot in the face with a crossbow by Dick Cheney.
#363: Hah!
362 — really? The 16 ton weight was a bugs bunny cliché, they used it so often. coult it be that I’m the only one who remembers that?
Have a great weekend all!! XOXOX
#364 Hee Hee
364 just the mental picture of that is soothing
crossbow bolt in The Nuge’s face. Cheney smirking.
Bye Danielle! Have a great one yourself!
331: “They attacked us,”
THEY ?
the PNAC-pakistani intel chimera golem known as al quaeda attacked the west and civilization, beginning with dense populations in the U.S.
we have met the golem, and they is the golem.
364 — I don’t like his politics, but dang it, he could rock, back in the day. beer & testosterone are greatly enhanced by the live version of Stranglehold.
I think Bug’s may have been 10 tonne
John Fuglesang is a funny guy.
I couldn’t stand his music, Duane. Sorry. He made me want to rip my radio out of my car and throw it out the window.
flugehorn must have missed the fatcast of 2009 9-11. rush was totally playing the 3000 people’s horrible deaths for laffs and exploiting it to the hilt.
366
Actually they both stole it from Tennessee Ernie Ford
359: all that, jesus could forgive, but copying the jesus look to play the guitar at a very lame level…. probably not pardonable.
375 — I had a love/hate relationship with his music. For one thing, I HATED his redneck bubba fans, for another, I admired his very bluesy guitar playing. His lyrics were stupid, but then aren’t most rock lyrics incredibly stupid? He was never anything like a fave, and for a lot of my life I would never have admitted this, but I have enjoyed listening to some of his music when I could disassociate it with the cultural milieu.
When you see the RV a rockin’
367
Bye Danielle, have a great weekend!
377 — ding ding ding
hey look ! it’s nugent’s latest !
“they did the cat scratch feeee-vurrrr !”
Happy weekend, Y’all!!!!!!!!!!
Paul was a lawyer before some white light knocked him off his horse and on his ass. ‘Nuff said.
371 thank you.
They attacked us.
They being Evil Dick Cheney and his henchmen.
#363: What, a ride through Steph’s haunted haystack? Keep your hands and heads inside the vehicle at all times, kids!
Bye, have a weekend.
JUDAS:
there he is.
the one who i kissed.
no, not like that, like this !
JESUS:
must you betray me without the common decency of a reach-around ?
Oh no no no…Satan makes the gay!
Oh for Christ sakes,,,
bye all
Y’all have a good time this weekend
I’ll hoist a beverage while thinking of ya
Goodbye, my friends! I must go do chores. Ugh. Have a fabulous weekend, all!
Have a great weekend, everyone.
391 — Mark! The real Motor City Madman!
Have a great weekend, evvabuddy!
Buh Bye, Bloggoes!
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