LiveBlog for Thursday, July 2, 2009

sparksHey everyone! While Steph and the Mooks are on vacation this week, Hal Sparks will be filling in! And, here’s a fresh new LiveBlog sandbox for you to play in. Enjoy!

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I miss you, Stephanie! You Mooks!

*sigh*

meow now!

have a grate after!

Good show folks! Have a Happy 4th to all those taking off.

Border Collie one smart dog.
scary smart

good dog to have on the pedals.

lolololololollolololololollolololololol

I don't sparta so easily any more..

I'm signing off, fine people. Don't you ever change! Those taking off early to 4th holiday, be extra careful. Be extra careful ALL the time.

Best,

L.

#171: Of course you really need a Border Collie on the gas and brake pedals. Two if manual.

top, bottom...WHATEVER. Try drunk-driving your dogs in a slow-speed chase in L. A.

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There's always tomorrow, though.

Hi, y'alls!

I just wanted to pop in and say 'howdy'. Be sure to give blood if you can this summer. It's traditionally a time of low donation, but also the greatest need. I just got back from a double red cell donation. It was easy and (almost) painless.

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Wow, driving 3000 miles to get a mirror replaced. She'd never get back to LA with the SUV in one piece.

At least we Spartaed once for Hal.

200. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2/3 sparta! best we're gonna do today I think
Hal's been great all week, very smart funny guy

196 see if your mechanic can get Momma's SUV in to replace that mirror

194 yes! cause who needs the prim and proper ones?
as women's power in society grows they are more free
to express their sexuality. Patriarchies fear Women's
free expression of their sexuality because it's empowering

Power to Women!

Obama could still move to have the military delay their DADT processes so these guys get to stay in the service...

Hey, hey!!!

We're being kicked out early so we can get home to celebrate since we're getting Friday off, and my test just finished. WHEEEEE! Lemme outta here!

Now I haveta go to my mechanic and schedule a brake job. I has a sad.

192 lolololololololololol

Speaking of being a nasty man. I'm looking for some nasty women.. ;->

or not

little help here kids

#171: "Who let the dogs drive? (Who? Who? Who, Who, Who?)"

Cindy, sorry.. I feel a Belushi moment coming when I hear that Zamfir mouth flute - I want to grab it away from him and break it against the wall..

Humbug. Really, it was nice the first ten million times I heard it. And I despise the commercials, the kind that promote such material.

I'm really quite a nasty man.

can we make 2/3 sparta today? yes we can

185 i'm so much rather be poor than an evil greedhead`

"Chris! Get up and change the channel! Momma gotta watch her stories!
More Wine! Pick up the dog poop! Come and rub lotion between
Momma's hammer toes! No stand there and hold the rabbit ear antenna,
the picture's not coming in good! call Jim and tell his girlfriend
she's a whore... vacation is great I may never go back let Hal run
the show for me..."

Well Diana Ross discovered the Jackson 5

Here is a true story about Republican greed. A very good friend of mine, a multi-millionaire, was in the model airplane club I'm in. He was amazingly tight for someone with more money than he could possibly have spent. Here's an example: his AMA number (model airplane organization, not medical) had two 4 digits in it. As a result, when he was buying sheets of rub on vinyl letters (we have to have our AMA number on our model airplane wings, to be covered by our AMA liability insurance), he would use up the 4s twice as fast as the other numbers. This cat, in a supreme example of Republicanism, wanted to get the AMA to change his number, so that it wouldn't have multiples of any digits - all so he could save on his rub on letters (a package costs a few bucks).

This guy would squeeze a nickel until the Indian rode the buffalo. His stingy nature extended to his employees. He had an employee working at his storage business for over 20 years, who he continued to an hourly wage less than a dollar over the minimum by law..

And, in true Republican fashion, he was constantly rooting for another depression. Why? Because it wouldn't hurt him, and it would allow him to buy up all sorts of hard resources (property, businesses, machinery, etc.) at fire sale prices.

A nice man, but stuck in his Republican GREED.

180 it was really sad. I was sposed to have one and go home
ended up spending hours with her trying to console her and
calm her down. Poor woman was really distraught, having a
bad day grieving. I hope I did the right thing, there is only
so much you can do. I considered calling police or ems, but
she seemed ok by the time I gave her a ride to her house.

Seems ol' Hal is forgetting there is an audience. Gettin off chatting with friends

175 Oh yeah you're so right
every rethug bastard employs illegal labor but cries about
illegals... they got maids, gardeners and a whole factory
full of them with no benefits no safe working conditions

and tell us we must give up all our rights as they appeal
to the most racist among us to scapegoat the problems
rethug bastards caused... it's the Hitler Plan. Blame it
on somebody. This time it's Mexicans etc. F#&King REthug bastards.
I hate them.

wow 41 years ...

177. Feel your pain. Damp-Rid works inside the house and "30 Seconds" works for outdoor mold cleaning.

Poor old girl at the bar last nite crying over her departed
husband of 41 years, I hope she's ok, she kept saying she
didn't want to live. We talked her down, got her calm and
she seemed ok when I dropped her off at her house. She's
got a dog that needs her and a son and some siblings still
around. My heart goes out to her but I can't fix her life,

will it STOP RAINING!!!!! ... the mold is growing mold ... there's stuff growing on our siding that when the sun finally comes out will need to be scrubbed off

171 Cats and Dogs is a great movie. Mama and Dogs would be even better!

On the illegals - another prime example of Republican hypocrisy - the very people constantly bitching about the illegals are exploiting the hell out of them as a labor source they can underpay, and provide NO benefits to. All to the benefit of their bottom line! Oh, the almighty God of Republican Profit. Start locking up the employers hiring the illegals and you'll find a sudden enlightenment about their humanity.

Sparta not looking good today kids

LOL - Ivan

hate it when the SUV winds up in someones swimming pool... it's
all Max's fault, he was the one telling Oliver which way to turn...

168 OJ/white SUV slow speed pursuit thing all over again hee hee

Cindy, I'll be gone for sure, but in the unlikely case I'm still here, I'll be happy to try to console you.. You can take some comfort with me..