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LiveBlog for Thursday, July 2, 2009

sparksHey everyone! While Steph and the Mooks are on vacation this week, Hal Sparks will be filling in! And, here’s a fresh new LiveBlog sandbox for you to play in. Enjoy!

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219 Responses to “LiveBlog for Thursday, July 2, 2009”

  1. trojanrabbit says:

    Goood morning all! Another great show by Hal yesterday!

    I’m glad that ProducerChris has figured out to get the next day’s liveblog set up the night before, so he can get a nice long sleep in.

    I think we’re all turning into mushrooms here in the NE, another wet, miserable day. I know with all the thunderboomers around home yesterday the cats spent the whole day shaking under the bed. Poor kitties :(

    Isn’t it convienient that Bill-O the Clown is on vacation this week.

  2. flombaye says:

    cats shaking under the bed? nice alibi. i’m trying that next time pazuzu comes to visit.

  3. trojanrabbit says:

    I remember when we took Buddy (the avatar cat) to the vet he was so scared the fur would be literally flying off of him.

  4. flombaye says:

    next time, remember to remove buddy from the blender. it’s amazing what a cat can choose as a favorite toy.

  5. trojanrabbit says:

    Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown.
    If the kids just love me back, I’ll never wear a frown.

  6. trojanrabbit says:

    If I decided to put Buddy in a blender, I’d really be in trouble. All those ashes might plug up the blender……

  7. flombaye says:

    6: sorry to hear that. no buddy. and plus, people might think you were taking a ghoulish and extreme method to get your potassium.

  8. trojanrabbit says:

    Yeah, lost him a couple of years ago, but he lives on in the avatar.

  9. flombaye says:

    looks like you got buddy photographed in the middle of a deep thott. (or at least a reasonably intense brainwave, which can be strenuous enuff for some cats) – for example, sophie used to sit up on the sofa, staring toward the back of the sofa, and seeming quite satisfied with the level of input. sophie was, as often as not, outsmarted by weeds.

  10. trojanrabbit says:

    9
    He knew the wife had the camera, he had to perk his ears up and look cute.

    There’s a larger version of the avatar pic on my StephSpace page.

  11. shāf says:

    Hi, Paul and flombaye! Good morning to the rest of our blogging pals!

    This will be a ‘drive by’ for me this morning. I’ve got a lot to get done at the ol’ day job before I can take off for the Ind. Day holiday.

    Have a great day!

  12. trojanrabbit says:

    Hi shaf, bye shaf. Enjoy the weekend.

  13. Carol Hussein in Central Mass says:

    Good morning, tr and flom.
    Sorry you had to be out in the rain, Paul. What loud thunder out here in central mass! It is so lush and green around here.

    And with it all, my three animals make no response to any possible danger. Mommy will take care of them. The dog? no resopnse to the thunder at all. The kitties? couldn’t be bothered.

    Now, when there is a rabbit in the backyard, all three alarms are going!

  14. Carol Hussein in Central Mass says:

    Hi shaf. Happy Birthday, America!

  15. Carol Hussein in Central Mass says:

    It is amazing what a new leader can do – the AMA just changed their position on a public option for health insurance. Welcome aboard; now let’s see more real leadership.

    http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/07/01/ama-president-group-open-to-government-funded-insurance/

  16. Carol Hussein in Central Mass says:

    uh-oh, mama…..

    US Airways Flight Diverted After Passanger Gets Naked in his Seat

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/01/us-airways-flight-diverte_n_224370.html

  17. trojanrabbit says:

    FTFA

    Keith Wright, 50, of the Bronx in New York, was taken into custody after he disrobed while sitting in his seat in the back of Flight 705 on Tuesday evening, authorities said.

    What is it with 50 year olds? They’re either dying before their time or getting nekkid in airline seats.

  18. Carol Hussein in Central Mass says:

    I’m really looking forward to hearing Mama’s take on all the big news this week.

  19. trojanrabbit says:

    God knows WHAT Mama will do when she turns 50…

  20. Hullo
    howya doin?

    OK klass, your essay assignment: What I did on my
    summer vacation, By Stephanie Miller

  21. shāf says:

    #17 Had to comment…

    I don’t remember doing either (dying or gettin’ nekkid on a plane) for my 50th year. I wonder if our Voice Deity has experienced the exhilaration of naked flight?

    Resuming silence…

  22. I’m at the bar last nite, just gonna have one and run.
    An old woman sits next to me and starts crying, says
    she lost her husband of 41 years, she doesn’t want to
    live any more she’s gonna kill herself… I ended up
    talking to her til the bar closed, gave her a ride
    home. Poor old thing. She calmed down after a couple
    drinks and jollying her along for an hour or two.
    She kept apologizing. She was just having a bad day
    trying to grieve. Steph’ll prolly be doing the same
    any day now, throwing herself at strange men in bars,
    crying and spilling drinks… oh wait, she’s prolly
    already doing that…

  23. LeftCenter says:

    Good morning, live blogospherians! I’m only going to be here for the first two hours, so somebody else should get a shot at Sparta today.

    I’m leaving early so I can use the hour to fall in love with my wife again.

  24. LeftCenter says:

    It’s Hal Sparks time!

  25. Geevie says:

    It’s Hal Sparks o’clock, which I like to call my own personal happy hour. ;)

  26. What I Did On My Summer Vacation
    by Stephanie Miller

    We went to a resort where the Mooks and I got drunk and

  27. LeftCenter says:

    Hearts and minds.

  28. good morning all

    IF I WANTED TO LIVE IN SEATTLE – I WOULD HAVE MOVED THERE!
    I’m tired of the darkness, the rain, the cool the depressing

  29. LeftCenter says:

    It’s supposed to warm up today and there’s some brightness penetrating the clouds here in the great midwest. Although we had to run the heat when we woke up this morning.

  30. LeftCenter says:

    Screw bipartisan support.

  31. trojanrabbit says:

    The first day of my vacation
    I got drunk
    Then I went downtown.
    To look for a husband.
    Then I hung out in front of the MSNBC studio.

    The second day of my vacation.
    I got drunk
    Then I went downtown.
    To look for a husband.
    Then I hung out in front of the MSNBC studio.

  32. trojanrabbit says:

    29
    I think it’s coming up Andover way.

    Good thing I’m not in the Fortress of Solitude today.

  33. MidWestRuth says:

    Question: if your state is out of money and doesn’t have an approved budget, will the State Troopers still be out in force on the 4th? Maybe it’s more likely there’ll be even more tickets written – grassroots taxing…

  34. Skyhawk says:

    Morning Hal and bloggers!

  35. OPTION guy OPTION

    and my Dr WANTS the public option he’s tired of fighting with insurance companies

  36. oh look you can actually see when you look out the window! It’s not raining, hard, any more!

  37. LeftCenter says:

    I’m sure Joe Lieberman hasn’t received a dime from the pharmaceutical or insurance industries. He’s against it as a matter of principle…or something.

  38. The third day of my summer vacation
    I got a job
    keeping drunken women from hanging out
    in front of the MSNBC studio
    looking for husbands

  39. 44 Little Joey Blabberman
    is a joke

    you gotta love Jim’s Joey in love with McCain,
    it was gross but hilarious

  40. 47 Oh Cindy Don’t Get Me Started On Bottled Water

    I just want to bang these morons heads together.
    The Bottle is made from petroleum
    it goes in a landfill
    the water is tap water

    buy a water bottle
    grow a brain

    or just freaking die you stupid toole

  41. Then Jim suggested we go to a different bar and get drunk
    since the waitress no longer likes us at This bar
    after what we done

    so we made Chris drive
    after Rebekah poured us into the hulking SUV

  42. okay I drink loads of bottled water (I’m dieting right now and in the position where my Dr. said to me last May “loose weight or die.”

    And my youngest son is drinking loads of bottled water now too. It’s convenient enough for him that he now will not even ask for soda

    BUT 95% – 99% of our bottles when not being reused goes into the recycle box

  43. MidWestRuth says:

    When I was in New Zealand last year, they were looking into runing solar-powered trams as intra-city commuter transport.

  44. I watch people at Costco loading up with case after
    case of bottled water and it just makes me angry

    I know, I gotta let things go. But it’s just so dumb.
    I like to buy one bottle of iced tea and then I refill
    it with filtered tap water and put some ice cubes in it

    I’ve refilled the same glass bottle about 100 times in
    the last month

    It works great

  45. Quote @HalSparks : If the auto industry were the computer industry we’d still be using 2400 baud modems.

  46. I wasn’t calling you stupid Cindy

    It’s the people at Costco buying 20 cases of bottled
    water and I just KNOW they don’t even recycle the bottles

    Detroit has some of the best quality tap water in the world

    We export bottled water right out of the tap
    I don’t understand these people.

    The City of Ann Arbor has a policy of encouraging the use of
    refillable bottles. Plastic is evil. Google the giant trash island
    in the Pacific ocean. It kills the sea. We’re killing our planet.
    We don’t have another one.

  47. mark our problem with refilling water bottles from our filtered water is the people around here will NOT fill up the pitcher after they take what they want!

  48. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    #21: Nudist on a plane made me think of Squeezy, now I hear he’s the same age as Jim Ward. Coincidence?

  49. Momma Vacation Update
    “and then I decided I better hire a new maid
    cause Somebody gotta clean up all these dirty
    wine glasses

    Lord knows Chris ain’t gonna do it and Rebekah
    says it’s not in her job description

    Where’d I put my sunglasses? they might be
    under the pile of wine boxes…”

  50. 60
    you might hafta go upside their head w/ The Goon Hand…

  51. MidWestRuth says:

    The one that gets me is the styrene take-out containers used by the cafeteria at work. I brought my own once, but they won’t use it because it’s a different size (would distort portion size). Even McDonalds changed to paper containers.

  52. MidWestRuth says:

    Tim is Madison WI is ALWAYS there…

  53. 56 how about diesel buses powered by McDonald’s fryer grease?
    Chicago does it.
    Smell like french fries

  54. MidWestRuth says:

    I signed the guy I live with on my insurance as a Registered DOmestic Partner…not only do I pay the premiums, but I’m taxed on the value contributed by my company for his coverage. Married people get all the breaks.

  55. Momma Vaca Update #42
    And then Jim and Chris demanded I take them to Wally World
    so I decided I better sober up…

  56. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    #59: ” We’re killing our planet. We don’t have another one.” Ah, but we’re bombing the moon to see if it has water – it’s not like we don’t have an exit strategy.

  57. k to the g says:

    62. Ah, here ae the shades, under Oliver! Well, time to call Jesus to clean up this place and then get down to the Liquor Barn for the Early Bird. Maybe I’ll pile the kids into to the SUV and cruise by MSNBC studio, then off to the Bark Park out by Guy Lafleur’s place.

  58. 67 I always thought a big part of the whole gay marriage
    debate was really about insurance.

    “Every time little Joey Lieberman says ‘America’
    it sounds exactly like a c%&Ksucker swallowing”

    with apologies to Ernie Hemmingway

    not that there’s anything wrong with c%&Ksuckers…

    Lieberman is a toole. A scum sucking littul toole.

  59. THANK YOU HAL .. been saying the same thing

    the EMPLOYERS (us) deserve the same health insurance as those we employ (congresspersons and senators)

  60. LeftCenter says:

    Wow, the ticket broker sounds even worse today.

  61. 70 hee hee. Mebbe they got another painting of Guy LaFluer on
    black velvet for sale at the gas station…

  62. LeftCenter says:

    I’ve always been baffled by the sense of entitlement “public servants” have.

  63. trojanrabbit says:

    Now why do you think
    Mark sneaked down the hill
    Cuz’ he needed love
    Love he couldn’t get from Jen.

    Damn I’m bad…

  64. k to the g says:

    74. the 3d one where the puck is coming right at you is awesome

  65. “…and then I thought let’s drive by Keith Olbermans house
    and see if he’s out in his yard… why not? Maybe he’ll
    decide he wants to date me… stop for more wine first…”

  66. trojanrabbit says:

    76
    And I’m bad because it should be snuk

    Snuk? Snuck?

    Hansel?

  67. Hey, sometimes you just gotta disrobe on the airplane, ya know?
    at least he ditint take a dump on the cart…

  68. sneaked
    snuck

    I think it’s ‘snucked’

  69. well the Hal Sparks quote has already been retweeted

  70. slunk? slinked?

    only I ditint get the Jen ref
    unless it’s Aniston

  71. 83 cool! we’re going around the world

    not another Joey Leiberman quote
    I already got my quota

  72. k to the g says:

    78. Oh drat, that’s right, Keith has that restraining order and the cops know my SUV (d’uh). Maybe I’ll do a drive-by Hal Sparks’ place while the show’s on.

  73. 76 is that a Mark Sanford goes to Argentina ref?

    don’t cry for me Argentina

    just impeach my stupid ass if I’m so lacking in integrity
    I won’t even resign

    and hang myself in a closet

  74. well mark help … if you are on twitter retweet it

  75. wildweezle says:

    Guess I will head out to Neverland since the unemployment rate just jumped to 9.5%…. oh my….. I can hear those republicans now….

    http://www.mjonlinememorial.com/

  76. 86 Cool! we can toilet paper his house while he’s at work
    and leave empty wine boxes on his porch… Hal will never
    figure out it was us… plus Oliver has to poop, we’ll let
    him out in Hal’s front yard… we gotta stop for more wine first tho

  77. Shari just remember that it’s 10:00 am here so you should be just fine! ;-)

  78. trojanrabbit says:

    84

    Jenny is Mark Sanford’s wife. Jen fits better.

    I just happened to be listening to Jack and Jill

  79. well how about all the preservatives in our food now …. preservatives that in the 70s and 80s you could be tested for allergies too and NOW you can’t

  80. autism must be related to toxins in our environment.
    one key to figuring it out is the gigantic incidence
    of autism in the children of pro football quarterbacks.
    there are so few of them in the world and yet the percentage
    of their offspring w/autism is huge. You’d think that
    would make it easier to figure out what’s doing it… steroids?

  81. k to the g says:

    90. …and then we can try to find Jim’s place even though he had it taken off google earth. Janiqua will talk if I drunk-dial her and pretend I’m from Argentina with information for her. But first, more wine…

  82. 7 schoolkids shot in Detroit tuesday night… long hot summer

  83. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    (a) D’oh – there goes Kentucky. Is the show on in Kentucky?

    (b) Robin Williams syndrome?

  84. that Jim! He’s such a card! How dare he try to hide.
    call him up and tell his girlfriend she’s a whore.
    my wine glass is empty… should I accelerate? Max you
    can’t ride on the hood, get back in here…

  85. OMG — you can possibly not be butch enough for God!

  86. US Christian Heritage Month

    don’t go pissing Jesus off even more than he already is.

    The things done in His name are already way over the line.

  87. “Yo dicks too short to f#%K with God” — me

  88. You Go Hal, Corporations are killing the world.
    Hazen S. Pingree, mayor of Detroit and Governor
    of Michigan warned of the power of Corporations
    way back in like 1900… and he was ezackly right.
    Thom Hartmann does a lot of good stuff on this.
    Personhood for Corps was the end of the USA.

  89. mcnich says:

    My 50 year old sister is upstairs with a severe toothache right now. She works for a grocery chain as a floral designer. He union offers health insurance, but she still has 3 months to go before she is eligible for coverage. That’s because part-time employees have to wait a year for benefits and they’ve held her hours at 38 per week since the day they hired her.

    So she’s trying to figure out if she can even afford to have her bad molar extracted, or if she just has to hope the pain goes away. Root canal is out of the question – she’s not even sure she can afford a $100 extraction, let alone a $1000 bill to save one tooth.

    She hasn’t had a pap smear in years. Never had a mammogram. Has no idea what her cholesterol, etc. is – despite the fact that we have early heart disease due to high cholesterol in our family.

    She just can’t afford it.

    That’s the reality for 50 million people.

  90. k to the g says:

    Max…MAX!

    the end

    (fade to blackout)

  91. Shari Belafonte… wrow!
    Momma: “Hal, did you have Another Woman in her while I was gone?
    Cause I can smell another woman was here…”

    Hal: “of course not. Shari Belafonte wasn’t here. Honest!
    why? what have you heard?”

  92. k to the g says:

    104. So sorry to hear all of that. One suggestion- if you live near a university or dental school sometimes you can get treatment cheap by supervised students.

  93. 104 I know, we’ve got the best health care in the world… NOT

    We have become a third world nation while we weren’t looking.

    Thank you rethug bastards.

    We are the world’s biggest debtor. We export raw materials in import
    finished goods. That’s the definition of a third world country. Reagan
    started it, front man for the evil Bush cabal. Bushy I and II finished
    it. WHEN WILL THEY BE HELD TO ACCOUNT?

  94. Momma: “OK Hal, if you didn’t have Shari Belafonte in here
    while I was gone, whose panties are these?”

  95. twitter 3 minutes ago

    radioguychris There are still decent people out there. The guy at the next table who spilled red wine on me last night picked up our check. Classy!

  96. Skyhawk says:

    Yet another example of how the Bible has been reinterpreted through the ages.

  97. Good morning, BlogginMooksters,

    Sorry I’m late, it’s only half over..

    104: reading about you sister breaks my heart. These bastards who want to ignore health care needs, and exploit employees by keeping them part time are the worst – if only her molar pain could be transferred to these sons of bitches, things would quickly change.

    Ever notice how everyone who’s against universal health care HAS THEIRS?

    And I have no doubt that some sorry assed Republican thug out there would have something to say to the effect that your sister is responsible for her own carried molar..

    Don’t get me started.

  98. Hi, yall! Hal is truly awesome, and almost as smart as HAL the computer LOL.

    About that doctor that called in early: they worry about getting unlimited “Fee-for-service” which is the piecework way that Doctors can up their pay. Yes, our actual health care system is for-profit, and probably always will be–contrary to the right-wing’s fear campaign about “government takeover of healthcare”–however the best way to lower costs is to have a public option for insurance coverage. More on that at http://PNHP.org Doctors and hospitals are currently overburdoned by the paperwork for billing (I supposed it could be massively computerized and all the different exemptions removed to make it more efficient). I’d like to hear Hal’s take on Fee-for-service and hot it makes Medicare usage in McAllen, Texas TWICE as expensive as normal and what we can do about it: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/06/01/090601fa_fact_gawande

  99. 111: Stephanie didn’t offer to lick it up (spilled wine)?

  100. mcnich – I really didn’t comment because this is too close to home. My 25 yo daughter doesn’t have insurance (studying to be a nurse) and she’s had tons of problem with her teeth these past 6 months — which she can’t afford and her grandparents and I have so that she will be able to complete her studies without being in pain.

  101. it’s so hard to tweet and pour more wine
    and drive at the same time

    let Oliver drive

    he’s a good driver

    use you’re peripheral vision Oliver… don’t drive angry!

  102. hey caller dumbf#K
    have a nice cup of STFU! your statistical sample of one, you
    is insuffient. here, let me pour it for you

  103. I saw a documentary called “Shouting Fire: Stories From the Edge of Free Speech” last night, which further infuriated me against the goddam right wingers..

    (Actually, MOST news further inflames my feelings toward the Republicans and their right winger thugs..)

    Caller is an example of an ignorant right winger. Hal is ripping his testes off – the guy has VA coverage.

  104. LeftCenter says:

    What I want to know is if the health care reform bill takes care of 97% of the people. Who are the remaining 3%, why won’t they be covered, and what happens to them if they get sick.

  105. My husband isn’t an American Citizen wtf about it. What about a stroke? He’s an irresponsible ass if he has a family and doesn’t have health insurance for them

  106. Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
    I can probably think of a couple of reasons… pervert.

  107. 124 – oh to finish that statement – He’s an irresponsible ass if he has a family and doesn’t have health insurance for them and CAN

  108. LeftCenter says:

    Wow, that caller was amazingly stupid.

  109. MidWestRuth says:

    Two of my three daughters – all college grads — don’t have insurance. One can’t find a job, the other is contract labor. Contract labor gets hit the same as the part-time trap…you might be offered insurance coverage, but the premiums you have to pay exceed your rent, so guess what happens?

  110. Caller was a prime example of the right winger “mentality” in action – if ignorance is bliss, these people are orgasmic.

  111. LeftCenter says:

    #129 I don’t think the caller was ignorant. I think he is stupid.

  112. MidWestRuth says:

    Oh yeah..if you troll the RW blogs (as I do) this theme about the new health plan paying for coverage of illegals is a BIG deal. As it should be…and needs to be addressed in those info-mercials. Really, what is the deal?

  113. k to the g says:

    Hey, if you don’t have insurance and/or have huge medical bills, send copies to your Senator and ask for suggestions.

  114. caller rw toole… you’re a filthy little man

  115. BoredinTX says:

    To paraphrase Jim:

    That last conservative truck driver who does not want health insurance but still has it through the VA sounds like he has had a major operation already…and they left a sponge in his head.

  116. Remember that the insurance companies could call themselves “non-profit” if they had a profit less than 20%!! Talk about some sweet legislation for a specific group of people, reminds me a little of the tax allowance for depletion of oil resources..

    Caller is using a Rush Limbaugh “argument”, claiming volcanoes are emitting large amounts of carbon. Most of their emissions are sulfides, of course. Of the 1500 volcanoes on the planet, only a handful are active at a given time. And only a few of those are in major eruption, if at all.

  117. k to the g says:

    Wait a minute – burning oil and coal is Amurican dammit!

  118. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    You just can’t make this stuff up. Oh, maybe you can: http://twitter.com/BorowitzReport

  119. On Man-made Global Climate Change:

    “Even if there’s just a one percent chance
    of the unimaginable coming due,
    act as if it is a certainty.
    It’s not about analysis,
    it’s about our response.
    Justified or not,
    fact-based or not,
    our response is what matters.”

  120. Steph you can’t just sideswipe a mailbox and keep
    going…

    why not?

  121. Karen says:

    Why aren’t carbon offset credits exactly like the indugences the church sold in the bad old days?

  122. The prime objective of the Republican Party has always been to sustain their GREED. The fear of such things as clean air, universal health care, clean energy, infrastructure maintenance, etc. always considers only a feared effect on PROFIT, often imagined, and almost always short termed.

  123. LeftCenter says:

    Time for me to be heading out. I have to go get a haircut, and then head out and do some shopping.

  124. k to the g says:

    BREAKING: Dog seen driving SUV in L.A. with large long-haired dog on hood barking directions. Human foot with hammer-toe seen sticking out side windown.

  125. LeftCenter says:

    D’oh! See you all tomorrow!

  126. k to the g says:

    window

  127. LeftCenter: while you’re at it, get a whole bunch of hairs cut! It’s a lot cheaper.. ;->

    Hasta!

  128. But Hal, the police, fire department, etc. are all SOCIALISM!

  129. cops following trail of empty wine boxes and sideswiped mail boxes

  130. k to the g says:

    Leifer! What a treat! Thanks Hal! Leifer, don’t hold back!

  131. look Chris, the empty wine box makes a great launcher for these
    bottle rockets I got… roll down the window…

  132. Most of the homophobes I’ve seen are actually very fearful that THEY might be homosexual..

  133. I think the illegals argument sucks bigtime: where does he think they go now?…they go gum up hospital emergency rooms where government has to pick up the cost for their “sickness care”. Our way they can be HEALTHY and continue to contribute even better to the economy and cost a lot less he will have to pay.

    It’s pathetic when people cannot even defend their own interests because of Fox racism.

  134. k to the g says:

    and these mail-boxes can be the in-ground silos for the launchers :-D

  135. oh Hal, you star on Gay As Folk and then forever after…

  136. 155 isn’t that really it? Homophobia springs from an insecure
    sexuality.

  137. oh Hal you don’t know my family or my husband’s

  138. Cindy, I’ve heard that being bi doubles your chances..

  139. Imagine the sort of TURD who would deny emergency medical coverage to a person because he/she were an illegal.. What kind of miserable human being is that? Oh, yeh.. it’s a good portion of the goddam Republican Party.

  140. Oh Stephie, you’re so fine..

    I hope she’s living it up this week. She’s got some ‘splainin’ to do when she gets back.

  141. 164 Hey Great Thinking Rethugs… illegals will be less of
    a problem here when the are illiterate and tuburcular… you skum

  142. Ivan well you know I told a friend of mine that when I’m old and my husband has passed away and their is just us women left . . . . LOL

  143. k to the g says:

    BREAKING:Warren Eckstein has successfully concluded the dog-driving-suv incident in L.A. He was able to text into the vehicle and twittered the alleged driver (Oliver!) through the braking/pulling over trick.

  144. 165 OK Squeazy…

    Momma’s driving around LA drunk with one dog at the
    wheel and the other on the hood, cruising for black
    velvet gas station paintings of Guy LaFluer, shooting
    bottle rockets out the windows and sideswiping mail boxes…
    or haven’t you been following the blog this morning?
    oh yeah and they did a ‘lawn job’ on Hal’s place after
    failing to find Jim’s…

  145. Cindy, I’ll be gone for sure, but in the unlikely case I’m still here, I’ll be happy to try to console you.. You can take some comfort with me..

  146. 168 OJ/white SUV slow speed pursuit thing all over again hee hee

  147. hate it when the SUV winds up in someones swimming pool… it’s
    all Max’s fault, he was the one telling Oliver which way to turn…

  148. On the illegals – another prime example of Republican hypocrisy – the very people constantly bitching about the illegals are exploiting the hell out of them as a labor source they can underpay, and provide NO benefits to. All to the benefit of their bottom line! Oh, the almighty God of Republican Profit. Start locking up the employers hiring the illegals and you’ll find a sudden enlightenment about their humanity.

  149. k to the g says:

    171 Cats and Dogs is a great movie. Mama and Dogs would be even better!

  150. will it STOP RAINING!!!!! … the mold is growing mold … there’s stuff growing on our siding that when the sun finally comes out will need to be scrubbed off

  151. Poor old girl at the bar last nite crying over her departed
    husband of 41 years, I hope she’s ok, she kept saying she
    didn’t want to live. We talked her down, got her calm and
    she seemed ok when I dropped her off at her house. She’s
    got a dog that needs her and a son and some siblings still
    around. My heart goes out to her but I can’t fix her life,

  152. k to the g says:

    177. Feel your pain. Damp-Rid works inside the house and “30 Seconds” works for outdoor mold cleaning.

  153. 175 Oh yeah you’re so right
    every rethug bastard employs illegal labor but cries about
    illegals… they got maids, gardeners and a whole factory
    full of them with no benefits no safe working conditions

    and tell us we must give up all our rights as they appeal
    to the most racist among us to scapegoat the problems
    rethug bastards caused… it’s the Hitler Plan. Blame it
    on somebody. This time it’s Mexicans etc. F#&King REthug bastards.
    I hate them.

  154. ptm says:

    Seems ol’ Hal is forgetting there is an audience. Gettin off chatting with friends

  155. 180 it was really sad. I was sposed to have one and go home
    ended up spending hours with her trying to console her and
    calm her down. Poor woman was really distraught, having a
    bad day grieving. I hope I did the right thing, there is only
    so much you can do. I considered calling police or ems, but
    she seemed ok by the time I gave her a ride to her house.

  156. Here is a true story about Republican greed. A very good friend of mine, a multi-millionaire, was in the model airplane club I’m in. He was amazingly tight for someone with more money than he could possibly have spent. Here’s an example: his AMA number (model airplane organization, not medical) had two 4 digits in it. As a result, when he was buying sheets of rub on vinyl letters (we have to have our AMA number on our model airplane wings, to be covered by our AMA liability insurance), he would use up the 4s twice as fast as the other numbers. This cat, in a supreme example of Republicanism, wanted to get the AMA to change his number, so that it wouldn’t have multiples of any digits – all so he could save on his rub on letters (a package costs a few bucks).

    This guy would squeeze a nickel until the Indian rode the buffalo. His stingy nature extended to his employees. He had an employee working at his storage business for over 20 years, who he continued to an hourly wage less than a dollar over the minimum by law..

    And, in true Republican fashion, he was constantly rooting for another depression. Why? Because it wouldn’t hurt him, and it would allow him to buy up all sorts of hard resources (property, businesses, machinery, etc.) at fire sale prices.

    A nice man, but stuck in his Republican GREED.

  157. “Chris! Get up and change the channel! Momma gotta watch her stories!
    More Wine! Pick up the dog poop! Come and rub lotion between
    Momma’s hammer toes! No stand there and hold the rabbit ear antenna,
    the picture’s not coming in good! call Jim and tell his girlfriend
    she’s a whore… vacation is great I may never go back let Hal run
    the show for me…”

  158. 185 i’m so much rather be poor than an evil greedhead`

  159. can we make 2/3 sparta today? yes we can

  160. Cindy, sorry.. I feel a Belushi moment coming when I hear that Zamfir mouth flute – I want to grab it away from him and break it against the wall..

    Humbug. Really, it was nice the first ten million times I heard it. And I despise the commercials, the kind that promote such material.

    I’m really quite a nasty man.

  161. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    #171: “Who let the dogs drive? (Who? Who? Who, Who, Who?)”

  162. Speaking of being a nasty man. I’m looking for some nasty women.. ;->

  163. trojanrabbit says:

    Hey, hey!!!

    We’re being kicked out early so we can get home to celebrate since we’re getting Friday off, and my test just finished. WHEEEEE! Lemme outta here!

    Now I haveta go to my mechanic and schedule a brake job. I has a sad.

  164. MidWestRuth says:

    Obama could still move to have the military delay their DADT processes so these guys get to stay in the service…

  165. 194 yes! cause who needs the prim and proper ones?
    as women’s power in society grows they are more free
    to express their sexuality. Patriarchies fear Women’s
    free expression of their sexuality because it’s empowering

    Power to Women!

  166. 196 see if your mechanic can get Momma’s SUV in to replace that mirror

  167. k to the g says:

    content-free post

  168. 2/3 sparta! best we’re gonna do today I think
    Hal’s been great all week, very smart funny guy

  169. k to the g says:

    200. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  170. Skyhawk says:

    At least we Spartaed once for Hal.

  171. trojanrabbit says:

    200
    Wow, driving 3000 miles to get a mirror replaced. She’d never get back to LA with the SUV in one piece.

  172. shāf says:

    Hi, y’alls!

    I just wanted to pop in and say ‘howdy’. Be sure to give blood if you can this summer. It’s traditionally a time of low donation, but also the greatest need. I just got back from a double red cell donation. It was easy and (almost) painless.

  173. trojanrabbit says:

    204
    There’s always tomorrow, though.

  174. k to the g says:

    top, bottom…WHATEVER. Try drunk-driving your dogs in a slow-speed chase in L. A.

  175. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    #171: Of course you really need a Border Collie on the gas and brake pedals. Two if manual.

  176. I don’t sparta so easily any more..

    I’m signing off, fine people. Don’t you ever change! Those taking off early to 4th holiday, be extra careful. Be extra careful ALL the time.

    Best,

    L.

  177. lolololololollolololololollolololololol

  178. Border Collie one smart dog.
    scary smart

    good dog to have on the pedals.

  179. Skyhawk says:

    Good show folks! Have a Happy 4th to all those taking off.

  180. shāf says:

    Have a great day!

  181. k to the g says:

    Ciao yaow!

  182. PJ Squeezy Louise Hussein McFlavin says:

    meow now!

  183. Carol Hussein in Central Mass says:

    I miss you, Stephanie! You Mooks!

    *sigh*