LiveBlog for Wednesday, July 1, 2009

sparksHey everyone! While Steph and the Mooks are on vacation this week, Hal Sparks will be filling in! And, here’s a fresh new LiveBlog sandbox for you to play in. Enjoy!

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Adios, bloggerinos! Gotta podcast tomorrow, hope to be back Friday. Great show -- loved the Ballad of Mark Sanford :-D

Thank You for the surf update Sarah!
I miss the coast so much
the lakes in Michigan just aren't the same.

miss you all til tomorree

360

Amy, the concern trolls are VERY concerned.

Great show again, Hal! See you tomorrow!

Great show folks! See you tomorrow!

Hal, you are my favorite guest host.

See you tomorrow!

I love the sound of SENATOR Franken. I really really really want to hear Rush and Bill-o say it out loud!

Amy-Why am I not surprised?

358 that would be grate, can't wate til Jim brings it
gonna miss Hal, hope he continues to hang around next week
and beyond.

Got to run out, evvybody have a grate after

Mark-
Here's your surf report for Wed. in Santa Cruz:

2-3 ft+ knee to chest high with occasional 4 ft and fair+ conditions

This morning's dawn patrol: Clean, inconsistent surf on tap this morning. Most sets are running in the waist-chest high zone, with a few shoulder high+ walls sneaking through at times.

WEATHER:
Overcast with light/variable flow. 58 degrees right now.

Concerned Women For America "which promotes Biblical values and family traditions" has 10 news stories on its web page. 3 are about Satomayor, and NONE are about Governnor Sanford. This guy dissapears from work, cheats on his wife, confesses while invoking the bible, then continues to talk about cheating on his wife and trying to love her again... and they have nothing to say. So much for biblial values and family traditions.

#353 Amy, :lol:

Hey, we need Jim's God to offer a rebuttal

The Governor's Orifice
Christian Values, cough cough
Sole Mate

too bad about the four young children
and the State of S. Carolina
and the wife

but I must be Free! Free to roam! God loves me!

The clarion call of truth, justice, blah, blah, blah.

You can teach your little boys Christian values without actually following them....

Democrats don't need this guy! Christians don't need him! Those poor boys don't deserve him.

Well then, Governor Sanford, if you did your best, your best sucks. Shut up or give notice, everybody wants to talk about Michael Jackson anyway.

Yuck...no thanks. Craig and Sanford just need to leave politics!

Hey Sarah!
How's the ocean today?
I wanna go body surfing

She grabbed a knife, I crossed the line...

awright HAL! channeling Johnny Cash!
great job! that must be in the archives

okay, this is ad hominum but Sanford looks like a pencil-necked geek

345-He is the worst. Multiple times over.

Sanford is feeling so sorry for himself. He is rhapsodizing about his soul mate. He has a sole mate already - who is, apparently, meaningless to him.

I've got to get the transcript of that foole delivering
his christian crap while running for governor. Family
values, indeed. you couldn't make this s#%t up...

I've got to run off to a meeting. Have a great day, everyone!

Hal, as always, you Rock!

340 I think you're right, sanford is mentally ill.

He was actually boasting of his affair during his 'apology'

#340 - he's not fit to be the Gov, that's for sure. Incompetent!

Aunt Esther as the character "Female Clown Barfly"
in the movie Shakes The Clown
while drinking with the other hard core alcoholics
at the clown bar
watching the clown show
delivers the best line ever in a movie:
"As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog."

tho Adam Sandler also had a great line: [just before punching
out a mime in the park] "You silent mother fuckers!"

I think Sanford is mentally unstable. Too go out in the public
and bleat your undying love and go on and on and on....well
it's just plain weird. And I love the sordid details as much
as anyone but jeez...he sounds like a stalker.

So now SC has a First Lady and a First Soul Mate.

Yeah, well Aunt Esther gave as good as she got. She would say "Fred Sanford, I'm gonna send you out the door with 3 shoes. Two on your feet and one up your a--!" Think I have that as a sound wave if anyone wants it!

331
We have an X-Ray machine for testing electronic parts that still uses the B&W Polaroid film (the stuff you have to coat with the lacquer afterwards)

#328 Is he a romantic? Perhaps. (channeling Tappy McWidestance)

331 nice ancient history ref Richard
the kids these days, they don't know

Sanford should at least have the decorum not to embarass his wife like that. She should 'demand respect and allegiance' not emotional compromise...

Marky Sanford.

One dim bulb
see how he runs
ha ha ha
where the f#%K you goin'?

oh yeah, right. Argentina.

ha hah hah hah! keep on foole, destroy the rethug party in S. Carolina,
you pseudo christian toole

nice drop Hal!

I seriously doubt that she is willing to take him (Sanford) back after all that he's said in public. He doesn't know when to shut up.

Another great Fred Sanford line directed towards Aunt Esther:

"You're so ugly, you're like the part of the Polaroid picture you tear off and throw away."

Yeah, it's very dated. Does anyone use Polaroid Instant cameras anymore?

"try to fall back in love with my wife." And that is why Mrs. Sanford should be directing the staff to move him from the governor's mansion.

Another emotionally crippled Republican.

Dr. Drew did a great analysis on Randi Rhodes yesterday of Mark Sanfords addiction to not sex, but romance. Like a teenage mentality...

dreadful Sara Palin

ah hA! howdumbcanrethugsbe?

keep backin' that railroad jawed white trash
washilla hillybilly idiot

see how that works for you

Palin/Bachmann 2012!

Bye madduane! Have a great Independence Day!

Except that McCain didn't select Palin. Wm Krystal did supposedly.

273
Thanks, shaf.

Wow, what a great guy - treasonous bastard. And Beck gets to infest not only his own show, but O'Rlys as well.

Maybe this guy would like to sacrifice his family first.....