LiveBlog for Friday, June 5, 2009
• Roseanne Barr calls in at 7:30am Pacific to talk about her event in Los Angeles tonight, “CIA Mind Control: Out of the Darkness, Into the Light.”
• Comedian Hal Sparks joins us in studio at 8am Pacific to hang out and talk about the news of the day.
• In Dresden, Germany today, President Obama called for a redoubling of efforts toward separate Israeli and Palestinian states, saying “the moment is now for us to act.” He announced he was sending special envoy George Mitchell back to the region next week to follow up on the president’s speech in Cairo a day earlier in which he called for both Israeli and Palestinian leaders to give ground in the longtime standoff toward the elusive goal of peace in the Middle East.
• The main themes of President Obama’s speech in Cairo resonated well with Palestinian and Israeli officials, while a Jewish settlers’ group – upset that Obama spoke against settlement activity – found problems with the speech, and others, like a Hamas official, expressed mixed or negative views.
• President Obama’s speech to the Muslim world yesterday faced mixed reaction abroad – and a very clear directive at home from Republicans and conservatives: the United States cannot ruin its relationship with Israel.
• The body of American actor David Carradine was found in a hotel room closet with ropes tied to his neck and genitals, and his death may have been accidental suffocation, Thai police said today.
Tags: Barack Obama, Cairo, David Carradine, George Mitchell, Hal Sparks, Hamas, Israel, Palestine, Roseanne Barr
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Gooood morning all! Happy Fridee, WAHOO!
JEET KUNE
D’OH!
wild west!
occidents will happen
and the yokels abound, keeping grasshopper slapping.
a priest, with a hair length increased from a
temple where everyone is yul brynner.
time skips. with every morbid hour,
witness young kwai chang at academy of power.
“chinaman!” they holler, and they thrash, back
in china we arrive, for a soporific flashback.
once kwai chang cain walked in a land much steeper,
and steeped in oriental mystery,
now in the west, and he’s his brother’s keeper,
he gives massages with the fist for free.
his sermons get a little blistery.
one cowboy’s very like another
you sorta wish they’d just quit each other.
girls he knows, could swiftly doom a
person to death, in the manner of uma
get suede. i’m speaking of an asian,
of the tall, round-eyed, wearing-leather persuasion.
he’ll give you kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
cain by design, was of an east persuasion.
the greatest action star, to see, i’d go.
but then an actor who’s much more caucasian,
was inserted only to placate gwylo.
i can feel the devil tearing down the show.
cheyanne’s going to be the witness
to the ultimate test of marlboro fitness
more total oral fixation, i’ll bet you’re
not finding in just gyllenhaal and ledger.
you knew how this crusaded caper,
by the course of years would taper,
you might have presumed him out of shape or,
witness how well he walks rice paper.
once kwai chang cain made prime time quite exciting,
except the flashbacks made a fun day slow.
a role appeared, and it’s much more inviting.
carradine will now be known as “hung way lo”.
entry 2, it is true, is a yang rock
bit of song. sing along wth the whole flock.
had i done better gropin’,
i’d have typed in, to open,
the tune is from “one night in bangkok”.
Good Morning, Paul, flombaye and the rest of the Live Blog Crew! Good Morning, Team Steph. Happy Fridee, as well.
Still trying to comprehend the senselessness of David Carradine’s death. Tragic.
4: i’m guessing the senselessness was in carradine’s happiness supply running out, or at least running very low, and for whatever reasons, DC was unaware of any further means of getting it replenished.
SPARTA!!!
sorry, too soon
Good morning fellow BlogginMooksters! Wishing you well from beautiful southern New Mexico, where all we need now is a little rain.
flombaye, I’m always impressed with your posts, you are truly an interesting brain.
Yesterday, in the waiting room at the podiatrist’s, what’s on, but Fox News.. Sheesh, just as they called my name, I saw a runner on Fox Noise claiming that Ms. Sotomayor had over $1,000,000,000 in personal assets! That’s BILLION! I looked twice and commented on it. Evidently Sonia is one of the wealthiest people in the country! Either that, or Fox News is so bloody stupid that they don’t know how many zeroes are in a million..
Heck, millionaires are pretty common, I’m close to being one myself if I count it all. A million bucks ain’t what it used to be..
Anyway, I hope Chris caught that little flub on his TIVO, I’d like to see it on KO..
carradine’s mom was a self destructive alcoholic–I’m sure every success in his life was tinged with failure. The roles become few, the life loses its pleasures one by one. What was he doing in bangkok? If you can’t be happy in Bangkok, I always say, spend a weekend on phuket island.
Gabby, I had that problem once, when I was a teen – premature! LOL..
I guess my first post was a drive-by.
The test I’m doing today I’m gonna be doing solo for the first time this morning, so something that should take a few hours will probably take all day. Fairly useless test too, but hey, that’s what the customer wants.
Might be back by lunch or spartatime.
it’s fridee!
good morning, fellas!
What a handsome group!
I think I will freshen up the penalty box here in the SMS bloggisphere. Anyone know where capt left the broom?
ivan, i must admit you’re onto something. – once, just for fun, while roofing (dont you love anecdotes that open that way!), i humped 2 bundles of shingles up the ladder, instead of the far more conventional 1 bundle. – this was when the biographical film of john forbes nash was freshly out. – the boss just shook his head slowly in that resigned indication of deep sadness, and said to me:
“you have… a beautiful mind”.
11: have you checked stephy’s parking space?
TR, sorry to see you go. I know how that is, I’ve spent many hours (days, weeks) doing hi-rel testing for Shuttle and balloon payloads – shake and bake, was our term. You’re probably not doing that, but it is testing, nonetheless.
Think about it – remember the song from Office Space – “Man it feels good to be a Techie..” ;-> Happy trails on the testing.
Wow, I just became aware of Carradine’s death. I didn’t realize he was 72; I always enjoyed his work..
So, if Mama is joining us via feed from NYC, does that mean we get to hear the sausage being made at the top of the hour (on the Live Stream)?
I sure hope so!
BTW gang, it’s my birthday. *jazz hands, spirit fingers*
Hi Carol, good morning young lady. Speaking of capt, I wonder if he’s ever coming back. Anyone know?
flombaye, you sound like you have your mind.. right. ;->
Well…This is strange…earlier and earlier I appear…
Well all righty then! shaf, congratulations, how old are you today?
(SHUT YOU MOUF!)
I’m just talkin’ ’bout shaf. HB, compadre.
“a beautiful mind.” I’m going to remember that. what a beautiful left handed compliment.
So is Hal Sparks gay or not? I am so confused.
Did caine ever find his elusive brother?
Happy Birthday, shaf!
*birthday dancing*
go, shaf, it’s your birthday!
O.o Hal Sparks is gay? then why is he always comin’ on to Mamma
#18 52
Dang I wish I was 52 again and know what you know now!
Good Morning Bloggies!
Happy B-day Shaf! Celebrate and Enjoy your day:-)
Quick check-in this am…gotta get going. On David Carradine–I heard that he was in Bangkok filming a movie; and it looks like the hanging might have been an accident. Auto-erotic?? eeeek. And very sad.
#20 For the record, Hal is straight. He just played a gay on Queer as Folk.
#15 – that’s right – good call SHAF!!! — I usually don’t log on to the stream until :05 — hope we get to hear.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YAY! — *wild applause* *slide whistles* *rimshots* etc. (think ya got my drift there, Shaf
)
23: Because Mamma is irresistible..
re Mama encountering slant head
MAMA, please, don’t give him the impression all is OK. Keep Dr. Tiller in your mind at all times and know Barack is being disparaged the same way. Ya gotta present somehow. Here are two ideas:
1.Just check his hands. Say nothing. See if there is any blood left.
2. tell him “as a friend” to retire, get out of the business because the house of right wing cards is about to fall and “as his friend” you want him to keep his dignity. Then check his hands.
Shane-O – another mentor and hero of mine is here. It’s going to be a great day.
So many great brains for me to feed on..
I still think Mama ought to shank Hannity with a shiv at the Radio Rumble (but alas, it is not to be).
#29 – hmm… perhaps your comment there calls for a Robert Palmer bump?? Simply said
Mama,
3. Bring your gay-ray. Fire on all the rw blowholes, blow the closet door off ‘em. then check the hands.
why are we checking their hands?
are we afraid they’ve got jelly still on them from their toast in the morning, and being regressive fools have yet to learn how to use a sink?
all those right wing bastards are gay already. the gay ray won’t do anything to them.
blood, random. Or raspberry jelly.
do zombies prefer to eat smart people’s brains over dumb people’s brains?
it’s raining here. We’re under flash flood warning until noon. two days ago, half the city was underwater.
Blood, Random. They have blood on their hands.
Hey, Random! great to read you!
38: Well, Dumb people’s brains taste better, but Smart people’s are better for them.
40: Ohh…blood…gotcha…
And you’re just saying that. I’m still the annoying pissant trying to get everyone’s attention I was yesterday.
But you’re sweet all the same, thanks.
Good morning everyone
I think the dumb brains are more marbled. The extra fat is tastier.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAF
21: gabba gabba hayes – (please dont tell my mom that i’m a ramone.) – sadly, kwai chang never checked IMDB to find that his brother michael had made something like 3 films a month for over 40 years. – once upon an epiphany, during the years when harvey keitel was doing a film every four days, i suddenly recognized the man as judas iscariot in “the last temptation of christ”. – the film definitely had some intrinsic problems in the writing (even michael medved noticed the anachronistic abundance of leisure time), but it was quite strange seeing it again, after having watched “reservoir dogs”. – was it really necessary to import to judas iscariot, the very same jersey gangster accent and inflections used by mister white, in the car, with a royale with cheese? – anyway, seeing the runaway prolificity of keitel, i brott in occam’s guillotine, replacing the tosinocentric model with the harvocentric. and guess what. copernicus was right.
for one thing, the harvocentric model of the universe stems directly to rod steiger, jodie foster, and paul newman, which covers several pooploads of major ensemble films. what’s in the bag? i cant read! it’s KEITEL!!!
#45 Thx, Cindy!
Yesterday I had another injection into my eye to combat the macular degeneration I have developed. It’s the fourth one, so they tested my vision and I got good news: improvement!
btw, this situation sucks!
Happy Birthday Shaf .. it’s also my daughter’s b-day. She is 24 today.
Morning, guys & gals.
It’s starting to look like David Carradine had a couple of interesting fetishes.
#49 Ah, to be 24 again. The great cosmic practical joke… once you have this accumulated experiential ‘wisdom’, you have but half a life in which to use it. (too depressing? sorry)
Mornin’ all… Happy b-day Shaf!!!
How are all my beloved bloggers this lovely Friday morning???
Great speech by the president yesterday.
Thanks flombaye
now I’ve got this ear worm running through my head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkyYC3si3c
#53, a great speech and another wave of thank gawd Barack Obama is president and not that other one. omg
Birthday whacks for Shaf!!!
Shaf deserves a few whacks for trying to steal Kenny G’s Birthday. :-p
Yes Liberal … I’m finding a whole new ways to like David Carridine … too bad I had to find out this way though
reliable conclusions are so difficult to gather without sufficiently great numbers. – a generous friend of a friend was extended me the benefit of the whole indoor living dealy, in the middle of a rather bleak rainy winter. – the man was an architect, so there was a look of worry, after the chap saw the button on my lapel: “EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW, I LEARNED BY KILLING SMART PEOPLE AND EATING THEIR BRAINS”
Wild Thang? WTF!!!
I find it difficult to believe in that many sexual adventures for a man 72-73 years old.. In spite of “chubby Santas” whistling idiotic jingles, I have my doubts.
The curtain is pulled back.
#56 I prefer to think he stoll my bithrday since I’m older.
And, we’re live!
Hi, Mama!
How about a shout-out, it’s my birthday!
Carol, the subject of macular degeneration scares me. I’m so glad you are having progress.
50: STARTING TO? – have you never perused the discovery channel footage of carradine’s box wine cellar?
Does Larry Craig have an alibi?
Jim gets to use Mama’s box!!!!
Return of the gay penguins?
ivan – I HOPE I’m having many sexual adventures at 72 years of age
Say something dirty, Jim.
Momma’s in NY.. why?
I love me this listening in part…it’s soo fun
Show prep? We don’t need no stinkin’ show prep!
and Thom’s in the house?
The child proof cap confuses Steph.
Thom’s slumming this morning.
Ah, don’t bring us down.
71: “why cindy, this is so sudden!” – lavort
Cindy, I’m sure I’ll be doing “mental masturbation” at that point. Or sitting around with the wife, remembering..
It’s Steph! I didn’t think she’d be here.
you know are yesterday’s face cream bit (I was listening in the car) and what happened in this house later that morning, and news about David and Chris saying he’s “bringing you guys down”
I may be in no mature shape to listen to this show.
aspirelda?
Speaking of bashing, Sean Hannity needs one.
Hannity is a tool extraordinaire.
mmmm. ISDN.
Morning livebloggers, I’m usually not here during the show but my body woke up today at 5am and my brain stupidly followed.
Can all the Muslim population in the U.S. call Clannity and explain to him there’s nothing inherantly dark in their religion????
MAMA!
I repeat,
re Mama encountering slant head
MAMA, please, don’t give him the impression all is OK. Keep Dr. Tiller in your mind at all times and know Barack is being disparaged the same way. Ya gotta present somehow. Here are two ideas:
1.Just check his hands. Say nothing. See if there is any blood left.
2. tell him “as a friend” to retire, get out of the business because the house of right wing cards is about to fall and “as his friend” you want him to keep his dignity. Then check his hands.
Response to Susan Collins. Duh!!!!!
85 LOL!!
Good morning, everyone. It is another gray and dreary day here in the DC area. I called Home Depot and Lowe’s asking for ark plans and they are all sold out. We’ll have up to two inches of rain today and we’ve already got saturated ground, so don’t be surprised if we end up with flooding around here.
As you all know, jobs numbers were reported by the government this morning. And in a cloudy, gray day here in the DC area, those numbers were a ray of light.
For more, check out Maybe Those Green Shoots Will Survive.
“Sea Trash and Scank Biscuit” this fall on Fox!
The other passengers were lined up to beat Steph with blunt instruments.
Who’s Thom Hartmann?
Oh, the two of them together… I’m SOOOOOOOOO excited!!! This is my idea of perfection…
#94 the screaming babies are probably looking at her and going “WTF?”
94: amazing but useful air travel fact used by al franken: baseballs are legal on airplanes.
#88 DrunkNIrishDanielle – they have and it doesn’t help
#94 Nice Airplane! reference, LHS!
95: thom hartmann is the token smart male gentile of talk radio.
I am a little worried about Thom being so close to the gay-ray….
Who’s on first?
Cue dial tone…
Steph- smile and look pretty and let Thom do the talking… just nod once in a while…
I am a little worried about Thom being so close to the gay-ray….
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His wife’s going to be pissed.
If you’re going to engage in autoerotic asphyxiation, remember to have a spotter. A lot of hookers will give you a discount if they just watch you get your jollies, and of course you save that hefty no-condom fee (and the attendant nervousness about crablice and microbes). Rules to live by. You wear a seatbelt. You wear a helmet when you bicycle. So hire a hooker to watch you autoerotic self-asphyxiate.
Little Rascals!!
Thom and Steph have to serve the cocktails to the other guests.
ooh! wait! are they letting people listen to the ISDN line today!?!?!
Mornin’
There’s nothing inherently dark in any religion…but people take various phrases in their holy books and pervert them to justify all sorts of evil things.
Who was it that said more people have been killed in the name of God?
#110 Yep, we get to hear the sausage being made at the top of the hour.
Ah, “Pantsuit and Jug-ears”. My fave show!
I love Hal Sparks but where is Larry King! I think we should have a betting pool as the when he will appear on your show.
hey everyone I’ve been noticing something about Rush in the clips KO has been playing
1. he has lost ALOT of weight since the CPAC speech …. so much that it may be dangerous
(you’ll notice that his EIB polo shirts are ill fitting now)
2. he keeps pulling the front of his polo shirt off his chest. maybe he had a lap band and the shirt is irritating the port
Sounds a little like the Church Lady..
I think Steph’s broadcasting for the NY Stock Exchange.
The NYSE? Nah, there’d be way too much chatter in the background. Funny thing about the NYSE. You know how at the market open and close there are all sorts of people milling around? During the day, when the cameras have gone away, a lot of them retreat into what they call “the cave” and hang out and chill. A lot of trading at the NYSE is now electronic, so the people who used to handle the trading now don’t have anything to do.
“My Two Penguin Dads”
If anyone knows anarchy, it’s our Dick.
yesterday, rush actually said of the obamas, “these people are angry. they have a chip on their shoulder, no matter how high they get!” – okay, i’ll stand by a second, while you all highlight “projection” in your workbooks… the drastic weight loss may be a good sign. – maybe rush is finally determined to make a real effort not to die a stupid lonely virgin who will be remembered only for wanting america to fail. – of course, if rush DOES manage to get laid, there goes the last real major difference from osama bin laden.
#119 – Two and a Half Spheniscidae?
It’s Scottzi!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSCOTTTTTT
RW Scott in da’ hizzy.
Good Morning All,
Can’t stay long today. Have to visit my Repubilcan Mom and Independent Dad. I’ll have to listen to Hal Sparks on podcast.
oh yes SScottzi
It must be a lonely existence for Scottzi. I’m sure he has some Aryan Nation pals.
I heard Howie Carr, local right wing blowhole, hang up on Scottie. oh, dear.
news flash SScottzi MANY Christians in the ME have the name Hussein
are these people for real? Scott must crawl back under the truck.
parental love clouding judgement again! – why cant all parents just be like abraham?
Carol – did Howie finally change his registration or is he still registered as Democrat?
How dare Dick Cheney love his daughter and want her to be happy? That bastard!!!
Actually, he is a bastard. Just not in this case.
SScottzi, there’s a train leaving town at 5:15. be under it.
RW Scott got cut off before he could talk about Obama’s visit to Buchenwald. Oh dear!
I swear I’d punch Scott in the mouth if I ever met him.
an amusing randi rhodes call: yesterday, a very stuttery, disjointed, apparently not that happy living in mom’s basement type of guy called randi to complain that obama’s speech (the one in which obama self-identified as a christian) was proof that obama is a muslim.
LOL… I got a shout out!!!!
#138 Yay, Danielle!
chris! you dont have to comply so swiftly when steph says “do me a solid”. – we’ll wait while you go change your pants.
Sean Hannity a nice guy off the air? I find that hard to believe, I suggest he is rotten to the core.
Happy boithday, shaf!!!
Yeah, in anticipation of the sausage being done today, I set up my laptop with the recorder program going and had the SMS player widget up. Just before 9AM I texted my wife to hit play on the player and I thought all would be well.
Then I remembered….
You CANT RECORD STREAMS WITH VISTA!
At least not directly, and I wouldn’t be able to explain what to do to the wife….
BAH! F*#$ VISTA
does he use his long-run-on questions in person??? I don’t think I could make it through one of those live… I might be inclined to smack him…
“Weezie” will kick Steph’s ass.
TR – XPP 32 for me forever..
Polymammary?
Well, even if Limpdick is right about the Obamas, so what? Successful people are very driven people. You need to be. If it’s because they have a chip on their shoulder, so be it.
“SCHLOZZZZZZZ” has ruined that drop for me
142: “…what to do to the wife ? ” – that sounds harsh.
Scooter, polymammary sounds good to me. I mean, after all, there are two of them on every woman!
Well Producer Chris has just explained why America is not winning the War on Terror or Drugs. It’s all because of his friends in the military!
Does the CIA know this?
Hey Danielle—yous got a mention!
can it be slander / libel if it isn’t stated in the public spectrum??? I mean I can say Cheney, Bush, and Rummie are treasonist, homophobic, torturist bastards in private and no can sue me….. right?
how does this guy explain the “obi wanna know me” posters?
Jim’s “Macro-Fiche”
glad I wasn’t drinking coffee
152: libel and slander laws speak to whether the actions harm the subject.
good morning, late here still in sun/water/sleep-in-late-land…
re-peeling dolmas only makes them fall apart.
91—I have no faith in the “good news” from job numbers. They are all mocked up. They don’t count those people who have been unemployed for so long they fall off the rolls.
I was trying to figure out why there are so many “For Rent” signs here and why rents are dropping. Our population hasn’t dropped much. It’s because so many people are doubling up and moving back in with family. I have seen many adds on Craig’s List for people offering to share a 1-bedroom condo. I guess the roomie gets the bedroom and the owner gets the fold out sofa.
152 I think public figures are fair game, Danielle, so
long as you don’t threaten them. What’s the old Drill
Sergeant’s trick? “I can’t call you a low-down slime-sucking
maggot worthless piece of shit, but if I could…”
I can’t threaten Evil Dick, but I do think I can hope he
goes to hell after dying a natural death, or being lawfully
tried in a court for treason in time of war and being found
duly guilty…
141—I think Hannity is simply so in love with himself he cannot truly love anyone else. He is a Republican Black Hole Personality.
158 Spiff I’m with ya, the jobs numbers is cooked
With individual states adopting gay-marriage rules at such a fast rate, why not just stand back and let it happen? Why should Obama rock the boat when it’s heading the right direction already?
BTW, I saw this on a friend’s Facebook profile today (very funny):
152—they are public figures so you can express your opinion. But I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if the CIA isn’t still tracking everyone who makes nasty statements about Dear Leaders Bush and Cheney.After all, free speech is not allowed under the Bush Doctrine.
163—oh how I wish #2 on that list was true!
lol… I was joking guys… but I appreciate all the detailed descriptions…
160: i must suggest the possibility that hannity has a crush on michael allen wiener (who changed his middle name from “allen” to “the”. – hannity can never seem to concentrate past the blare of the thrash metal loop. – it’s possible that it’s an interior decorating tip picked up from michael, who frequently mentions being a fan of metallica, so that the young folks will know that he’s neato mosquito, nifty, and hip.
actually I was simply using the subject as an excuse to call the former administration bastards… LOL
I swear I’d punch Scott in the mouth if I ever met him.
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I’d offer him a kosher meal.
163— #9: Actually, some people in our society really don’t want single parents to raise children.
Happy Birthday shaf!
shaf-a-rama
shaf-a-tola
this band really existed in sacramento:
“swinging dick and the mystery members”
#2 flomb ya bin werkin’ overtime
nice prose dude
Could play instruments? Didn’t stop the Monkees (in their early days).
Could = Couldn’t (ratfarts!)
Palestine really does need its own state, but where do they draw the lines? And how do you change attitudes of people who have been raised on decades of hatred?
163 #11 if gay marriage is legal, Obama will make you marry
a gay guy
They are equally to blame.
Uh, duh, of course both sides are to blame. Defending yourself doesn’t mean bulldozing civilian settlements.
The Pres. told us a fun fact I didn’t know in his speech. I did not know that there are less than 6 million Jews living in Israel. We’re used to such big places and big numbers out here.
he said that they have a right to defend themselves
177 and don’t forget you’ll also be forced to marry your sibling and have sexual relations with some type of animal…
174 Ditint the Monkees play their instruments,
the urban legend started cause they didn’t write
most of their songs, Milli Vanilli…
177—-That is unfortunately true.
Obama: Likud Party in Israel, stop building settlements.
Likud: Let’s see you come over here and make me, tough guy
“Muslim, Zionist, Hood” – I think someone is trying to string together tooo many talking points…
14.
The “useless” test was magnetic field immunity. Can’t see doing it just for a bare power supply. Used to mean something when you had something with a CRT in it or you’d normally do it for really sensitive biomedical stuff. Probably took me 2 hours to remember how to set up something that took 10 minutes to actually test. Oh well. By the time I need to do that test again (maybe 6 months from now) I’ll forget again what to do.
183—-the Monkees learned to play instruments ’cause they didn’t want all their stuff to be overdubbed. Mike Nesmith actually wrote some songs and I think Dave and Mick did too. Maybe Peter too. Look it up.
182 a gay animal, Danielle
“I think my baby is gay! I mean, look at
him. He’s not pussy! Five months old and
can’t even fight back…”
DOH! – a quick “Cheney” to cover, Chris! *HA!*
183: the monkees each started with playing abilities, but they did not do the early actual playing; they just used their nollij to synch convincingly for the videos. by law, 1 out of every 4 songs back then was written by neil diamond.
189 er, “not”=”a”
Have you guys & gals seen this?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/03/sotomayor-cartoon-in-ithe_n_211114.html
The Banana Splits: Behind The Music
They were all lip syncing. Fleagle was gay too
#183 You are correct, Mark. I looked up the wiki on them (The Monkees). They could play their own instruments. However, Don Kirshner didn’t allow them to play them on their first album.
177 and don’t forget you’ll also be forced to marry your sibling and have sexual relations with some type of animal…
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Penguins seem willing.
Anyway, I’m out. Have a good Friday, enjoy your weekend, and as always, you are welcome to visit my blog. I’d love to hear what you have to say.
Wild Thang 2 (with audio commentary)
Steph burp – YAY!
Yay, Mama burped! My Birthday gift!
189—You know what I find. Many times I think a guy is gay and then I find out he’s not. I think I have such stereotypes ingrained in my head, from I don’t know where, that I think any guy with a voice in the tenor range and maybe some other particular physical characteristsics is gay.
Isn’t that sad? I blame the media!
(I think that’s the catchphrase these days–blame the media.)
Steph’s quite a lady.
196 LOL… damn socialist-pinko-commie-penguins
Is Jim still there?
193
Sotomayor Cartoon In The Oklahoman Comes Under Fire
at best extremely poor taste… but whataya ‘spect from
RW idiots?
#163 Very funny. Gotta show it to friends who are on the fence about the whole gay marriage thing.
Should Steph really left alone? Just asking.
LibHusSmurf: I dunno. It’s pretty stupid, but I’ve seen far more offensive depictions in ‘political cartoons’.
Grrr, Chris?
Betty White must be starring in a movie about Steph. Why else would she be a slut?
Steph/burp/Tom Jones She’s A Lady…
did I ever tell you about my Encounter with
Stephanie? Stunning Expose!
Stephanie Miller Made Man Out Of Me!
She snuck in my window while I was sleeping, and
confessed that she’d been in love with me for
years but was too shy to approach me, this was
the only way she could figure out how to see m
finally, sneaking in my window at night wearing
nothing but a faux fur coat ['cause fur is
mean] and high heels and fishnet stockings
and a garter belt and those opera gloves that
come way up past your elbows like that cartoon
in Playboy Magazine on the page with the jokes.
And a hat. She had on a little pillbox hat,
that kind with the little mesh veil that just
covered her eyes.
She admitted that her radio show was just a front
and that in real life she’s a secret agent who
travels around the world making it safe for
progressive causes. She wanted me to leave with
her and drive her Ferrari and run away to France
with her, but I had to work the next day.
Then she broke down in tears and told me that
we could only have this one night, blah blah blah…
One time at radio camp I stuck my microphone up my…
212… you owe me a keyboard!!!! ROFLMAO
212 lolololololol
and then what happened?
Betty White is a slut because she slept with the Marx Brothers! That Harpo was always so horny.
BTW, Obama is speaking at Buchenwald at present.
FYI- coffee through the nose burns like all hell!!!
you should ask Sean when he is planning on manning up and get waterboarded
211—oh dear. I’ve actually met Steph and the Mooks. They are all wonderful people just as you have imagined, but I can’t see Steph putting up with a pill box hat.
Morning Peeps!
I am not a criminal!!!
215—thanks for the notice. I just turned on MSNBC
Steph, you can borrow the line from Spider Man for the theme of you and Thom’s speech:
Obama was brave and courageous during yesterday’s speech. Glad to have him as President.
I would love to go on a WWII historical tour of Europe some day.
Does anybody happen to know what time the D-Day ceremony is tomorrow?
Mike Nesmith saw a Hoyt Axton gig which caused him
to take up guitar… Hoyt! My Man! wrote God Damn The Pusher Man
and Snowblind Friend, Jerimiah Was A Bullfrog…
what was the Monkees song where Mike Nesmith does a really
cook kind of classica/spanish guitar solo?
Man down!
Poor Frances!
Good LATE Morning, All!!!!! Got tied up in stupid meetings all AM…. DAMN JOB. Holy Moly you guys and gals have been BUSY!!!! Way too many posts to read right now. What’s the short version? What did I miss?
Twig, Pistol, Scooby-Doo, Captain Caveman, Fred
Wow—Look, we’ve got a black man and a white woman representing two nations that used to be at war with one another now standing at Buchenwald.
The times they are a-changin’. Someone needs to tell the RWers that.
Not familiar with the monkee ouevre
49th Anniversary of D-Day I f$#Ked up my back making
a bad parachute landing fall at an airshow, it was the
last time I ever jumped from an aircrafts while in fright…
I’m gonna puke
Glad I’m not wasting my time watch religious nut jobs on parade. (sorry, Frangela!)
oh crap, here comes the lord’s chastizement
watch = watching
Where is my perfect world where a sudden volcanic plume consumes Heidi and Spencer, and no one misses them? Where ? Where?
229—Danielle got a poetry reading on the show, Obama is speaking at Buchenwald and it’s on MSNBC, some poster thought sparta had been moved to #6, and Jim is pregnant.
Poor Brad Pitt.
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At least Frangela outlasted Spencer & Hiedi – Frangela are the winners in my book!
Regarding Spencer & Hiedi – I hope they go back to the island and never allowed to return to the U.S.
Now Elie Wiesel is speaking.
Does David Vitter have an alibi?
Steph is “audio-erotic”
TMI on David Carradine. Very sad!
Like my grandaddy always said, “People ARE stupid.”
What a way to go.
And apparently, they were missing the “safe word”.
218 hey, in my ridiculous fantasy I can have her dressed
any way I like… Jackie O pillbox hat is kinds silly though.
How about a cowgirl outfit?
Mebbe it’s bad David Carridine was filming ‘Stretch’ when hanged…
some will make bad jokes I’m sure.
Jim, the auto-erotic asphyx thing/spotter… funny but sick…
Come to think of it, I would like to see O’Lair, Hannity, Limbaugh, SavageWeiner, and Levin (and I could go on) sent to the jungle in place of Spencer and Hiedi – and the RW whackos wouldn’t be allowed to return.
C’mon…. he didn’t even look remotely Chinese.
239… I love your condensed version… I think if ever I have the need for a biography, I would love you to write it… I bet you could get it down to a haiku…
To Crazy Right Wing Scott,
I guess since my first/middle names are Matthew Bennett, then I must not be a Ja-hu.
What a f***ing moron.
M
243 Shane-O! shoots/scores
Oprah: “I’m not a doctor. I just think I know everything.”
“I’m a drug-addled right wing radio talk show host, get me outa here!” is a reality show I might watch. Are you listening, NBC?
who was I listening to yesterday who called it autoasphyxia before all the news came out …. thinking, thinking …
Ironically, I just got certified in CPR/AED. If you are going to mess with auto-asphyxiation, I’d hope that your partner would be trained to render CPR.
Approaching Sparta
253.. “or I’ll just buy one when needed…” “You get a doctor, and you get a doctor, and you get a doctor…”
I have a friend named david who isn’t a jew. A lot of people simply refuse to believe he isn’t jewish.
Good Morning Board – just in time for Sparta
Didn’t actor Bob Crane die of results from auto-erotic experimentation? Paul Lynde too?
Speaking of Hal Sparks, they did include the auto-erotic act of “scarfing” on a Queer as Folk episode. Basically, it’s maturbation while near-stragulation.
Yes, very dangerous and stupid.
haiku contest!
cat haiku [wish I wrote it]
You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Mark – one of my high school classmates died in a house fire — his last name was Crisp.
Speaking of D-Day and anniversaries, when I went to DC I was very excited to see the WWII Memorial. Wow—what a disappointment in design, in my opinion.
#258 – aka – single-payer??
Dan – when you’re alone yes
mark… c’mon I can only replace one keyboard at a time… first smurf got me now you… how much coffee can this thing take before smoke starts rising from the keys…
259—that’s kind of really weird of those people.
#239 Thanks for the Crib Notes, Spiffy. Much appreciated.
Shane-o… MY GOD!!… that’s it!!!! That’s how we can have national healthcare!!! GET OPRAH TO BUY IT!!! “You get a health plan, and you get a health plan, and you get a healthplan” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
262 Bad! Cindy I’m sure things like that happen all the time though…
sorry bout the keyboard Danielle… hee hee
S minus 30 and counting….
Now they are laying roses at the memorial there. A very moving set of speeches.
He’s not afraid of the ring wing. He’s afraid of further offending the world, by choosing the wrong words.
#269 – it was under our chairs all along – whooda thunk it??
Nearing Sparta
Jenny McCarthy’s an idiot.
274.. lmao!
Is Angela Merkel still the Chancellor? Is Obama going to give her a shoulder massage?
That vaginal “injection” is what many women do after menopause … because it combats vaginal dryness
#263 Yeah, isn’t that thing a little too WWII/Third Reich looking??
Maybe single-payer, or any healthcare reform could be rolled out as a pilot. Allow the states to choose and enforce a plan, with pro rata federal tax funding. State by state they could subscribe to the new program, and all the rest could take their chances with an unregulated ‘free’ market……
260 Bob Crane was beaten to death with a camera tripod,
prolly by his buddy who he was trying to ditch after years
of sexual escapades involving women they picked up while
doing dinner theatre… crazy story.
Bob Crane, Colonel Hogan, the architypical All-American
good-guy CIA cowboy going around the world to make it safe
for Transnational Corporate Profits…
Okay, I call ‘shenanigans’ on Oprah for passing such nonsense as medical advice.
getting awfully close to sparta!!
Hey Jim stole my idea!! (actually, I’ll take that as a compliment!)
#279 I got ‘yer injection for vaginal dryness right here!
(oh my!)
S minus 15….
Mark – I’m the reunion coordinator for my class … when I told my family about the house fire there was a silence right afterward and I knew what everyone was thinking
so I broke the silence by saying … yes it’s an unfortunate last name – which gave everyone permission to breath and laugh
278—-Obama did not treat Merkel like a piece of meat or a cheap date. How nice of him!
oh Shaf you scally-wag!
S minus 10…
I don’t know where the vid will be posted first, [maybe YouTube?], but the Buchenwald speeches were very moving. Don’t miss them.
From the CDC website:
Since 2001, with the exception of some influenza (flu) vaccines, thimerosal is not used as a preservative in routinely recommended childhood vaccines.
http://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/thimerosal.htm
So if your child is under 8, this is not even part of the vaccination program for them. How old is Jenny McCarthy’s son?
shaf – after yesterday’s sperm face cream to combat aging … tsk tsk tsk
Sparta on the horizon
Sparta?
The Monkees toured with Jimi Hendrix, his first American tour.
They were also tight w/Frank Zappa…
Ok SPARTA!!!!!
#288 So he hasn’t groped or fondled her yet?? What a WUSS!!!!
SPARTA
SPARTA sequence start…
SPARTA!
Sparta?
#283 — there are parameters for giving legal advice (without a license) — there are the same for medical advice — I’m sure Ms. Oprah has very smart advice – but she has to be a little careful.
Could end up with some liability – as could some of her non-licnesed guests. There are limits for the sake of protecting public welfare.
#285 *skates to Penalty Box*
Hey, there’s birthday cake here! Thanks, everybody!
sparta!!!
Sparta???????????
SPARTA!
Paul what are we minusing?
We have SPARTA!
Sparta on a rope?
oh … me <– dumb
Three cheers and a Sparta for TrojanRabbit!
all hail trojan! Sparta victory is soooo sweet!
Yea Paul! — but snags it from the B-Day boy
I did it again. 299
Paul, apparently we fast-forwarded to Sparta. Congrats!
wow….. not even close….
Congrats, TR. The Extra Special Friday Leonidas Cup is yours.
298—lol! OMG, isn’t it sad that we have such a low bar in our former president by which to judge the treatment of women?
congrats Paul
trojan wins the gold!!!
#314 It’s all good, Shane-O. I’ve got cake!
Yay, Mama busts out her Roseanne!
Yesterday Randi had to reprimand a caller who has being verbally abusive to her screener, told the guy he wouldn’t be allowed on air unless he formally aplogized to the screener. Some other callers keep repeating their talking points when Randi continually negates them. I really think it’s time for progressive people to start censuring opposition calls, especially when they’re getting violent, abusive and threatening, aka Randall Terry’s idiocy this week.
I think there is some constitutional law that says a trojanrabbit cannot be a spartan. That’s treason I say! YOu have infiltrated our political system and won!
Dueling Roseannes
blushes
It wasn’t a POLICY SPEECH
304—oh shaf I missed your birthday! Happy BD. You’re not old until things stop working—please don’t share it with us if they have.
Oh, oh, even the Barr is sounding like some of Randi’s callers last night.
Okay, how does Roseanne not see how Obama has changed the dialogue in the Middle East?
Obama has a SMALL STICK?? Guess the rumors aren’t true, huh?
Morning all! In defense of Oprah, bio-identical hormones have to be prescribed by a physician and are much safer than synthetics. Christine Northrup is a well-respected women’s MD who favors many “natural” treatments as complements. I’m sure the flak is from the “traditional” medical establishment, but Oprah should have disclaimers when she presents this material.
322-Thom Hartmann basically cuts them off after a few seconds. Mike Malloy seldom let’s them on the air. Steph just like cat toys. So it’s up to the hosts to decide how to handle them.
323
You can call me the Sparta Vulture.
There’s a Red Sox “Vulture” reference, but you’d have to be pretty old (like me) to remember.
thimerisol is only part of the problem. Parents are concerned that sometimes a dozen or more innoculations on a single visit with no research into the interaction of these given in multiples.
Could somebody pull the plug on the celebrity hotline?
Now, I know where I’ve never found Roseanne funny.
let me know when roseanne is done…
Whoa! Who knew Roseanne was a Chomsky fan? And if she’s that hardcore, why didn’t she support Kucinich or something in the primaries?
I just got out of the shower. Is this Roseanne talking about CIA mind control? Cool!
It’s important for people to hear how mindless and violent the right wing is. It’s easy to forget. So I think it’s a good idea to let them on and let them blurt for at least a few minutes.
Crap. More breaking news. the body of the girl whose mother was friends with a child predator has been found. Maybe we need to build psychiatric hospital and not prisons? –we send all the criminally STOOPID and blind to those psychiatric hospitals for 6-months of inpatient education.
Republicans would like this idea because those hospitals could make a few of them very, very rich, and that’s all that matters.
#336 INDEED!!! Never got a laugh out of her schtick either. Just too whiny for my liking.
I guess Steph had to leave Max at home.
Did I say that?
OK, I must go. Have a lovely day. Be nice.
Jim, that’s not what they were trying to do, that’s what they did to RFK.
well all.. I must actually focus on work now.. hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
I’m officially bored with this conversation. Sorry.
Roseanne’s a lunkhead.
Where’s Hal Sparks?
Thank you Jim.
speak for yourself roseanne.
at least I haven’t had the amount of surgeries you’ve had–I think my brain is working fine, thank you.
I do dig the whole CIA Mind Control discussion, right up my alley.
And where the hell does Roseanne get off talking crap about New Age stuff when she herself was involved with the Philip Berg crazies?
Now I know why I always loved Roseanne.
yikes – live bloggers droppin’ like flies!!
to all checking out – have great weekends!!!
No, the groomed Jeb … Georgie was just stupid and decided he’d be president .. and they (Cheney) saw Charlie McCarthy
Maybe her involvement with the Philip Berg crazies is how she learned that it is crap.
thank god she is off the air now!
Neveah Buchanan story so sad
stupid mother dating a child predator creep when she
has a 5 year old… heartbreaking
The Secret is not about wishing sh*t to happen. It’s about attitude. No wonder Roseanne doesn’t get it. She’s full of anger.
She sounds like a Naderite
The Mind Control thing reminds me of an episode of Mission Impossible. The only reason I remember that episode is the guy who was being “mind controlled” was a muscular, hot-bodied blond who provided me with my first “gay reality” experience.
The Secret is Power of Positive Thinking redux.
352 MK Ultra
it was real
and it never ended
Roseanne’s about as funny as a sack of dead kittens.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney, who?
Dick Cheney! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO HOME!
How much of what goes on is theater,
the manipulation of the American mind?
CIA spin doktors, social engineers, kreeps of
all twisted stripes and kinks…
cynical amoral manipulators ARE out there and
I’m sure have no trouble finding patrons to fund
and utilize their sick ‘science’…
THERE ARE LEFT-WING LOONIES! Roseanne Barr is one of them! Is there no room for skepticism against paranoid conspiracy theories?
I think I’ll have to pass on Steph’s burnt milkshake.
Just cause yer paranoid don’t mean they ain’t after ya…
I agree with the caller, it’s just one speech.
T-ball trophy withdrawn, Tommy!
I imagine Steph is a wonderful cook… not
prolly could have the maid warm up some pizza
rolls in the microwave for ya… have some more
box wine, it’s Vintage! or something
I have a friend in Israel right now and he says that Obama couldn’t be more popular. The speech went over okay and he is on every magazine and newspaper at the stores
The speech is to get people thinking, there aren’t going to be overnight changes of behavior and attitude.
Mama, remember the rule: Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Somehow I don’t think there’s much funny to be gleaned from Carradine’s death.
365 More, Ron!
Ha, ha! Boner humor!
Stephanie Miller: 30 Minute Burnt Meals
Carpel tunnel I imagine also.
That’s true CIA mind control is old news. But is has never been admitted or atoned for. It’s just like the overthrow of Mosaddeq in Iran. Even though it was a long time ago, it is still good that we admit it. BTW, when is Jim going to work in a Kermit Roosevelt joke? How can you resist?
Technically it was violence inflicted on the non-violent that evoked outrage and demand for change.
Missus Miller’s Finch-N-Chimps Meals In A Box!
Just microwave and throw away, then call for a
carry out… it’s that easy!
381 CIA mind kontrol Would be old news, if it had stopped…
Stephanie Miller: How to Potty Train Your Puppy
383
Just heat ‘em and heave ‘em
383.
You can recycle Missus Miller’s meals too. Straight to the bin, no messy eating!
I totally believe the mind control program exists. But some of the brainless conformity we see (I’m talking to you, Valley Girls) is a product of overpopulation. When any species is crowded together, there’s a weeding out of non-conformists and agitators. Maintains the herd…
Well, I’ve got to leave for work. See you all next week.
Wild Thang 3
hmm – guess no Steph hr 3? — as only getting “Wild Thing”?
Looking forward to Hal
383
Just heat ‘em and heave ‘em
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in your car for several hours
No top-o-the-hour chatter?
Stephanie Miller: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
386, 387, 393 ROFPmao
All this talk about MK Ultra reminds me of a great online game called “Majestic” that was around in 2001. Well, actually, the premise was great, but the game itself wasn’t good enough.
We’ve been cheated out of chatter. I’m going to sue.
388, Ruth, there ARE those out there who are
technically Too Stupid To Survive [ts2]
there’s not much that can be done for them.
Willfully Ignorant. aka Bush Supporters
394-Stephanie Miller: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
____________________________________________
Stephanie Miller: How to Lose a Guy in One Day
Gay-Ray Specs included!
#391 – was wrong – wah-wah… but happy still!
394 and turn him gay…
Charles Krauthammer’s an asshole.
396 how bout the old Paranoia RPG?
Jim Ward is correct!
Coleman’s leaning in that direction until the state supreme court rules against him.
402 Krauthammer… Hammer of the Krauts… yes, jerk, assh%$Le,
rw lying scum…
Just
Another
RW
Toole…
Hey Steph, you could sit on Thom’s lap and move your mouth while he says smart things. And then, if there’s a lull, some well-placed farts. Just sayin’.
Hi, Hal!
The Hal Sparks!!!
Yay Uncle Hal!
Steph to you while visiting The Compound… ‘don’t
worry about Oliver’s poop, LaVort will clean it
up later… oh, sorry you stepped in it…’
Hal can’t be happy about Angela being ejected from the jungle. If Frances gets the boot, Hal will out of a guest hosting job.
Good lord. Heard Rosanne on my way in. Yikes.
So much anger and unhappiness.
What is with Rose Ann Barr? Did I spell her name right- gosh- how creepy. Why doesn’t she put her fat but in the White house and do a better job- as if we needed her divisive vicisious remarks -did I spell that right?
My G-d, we get a dream man like President Obama into office and she sits there like such a little brat with a psychosis.
407 reminds me of the song, sung by a small girl
something about not getting any presents cause
she farted on Santa’s lap…
Hal hits the nail on the head. Roseanne is not wrapped too tight for a big kid.
Roseanne will never come on this show again
417> Truth.
I think McCain has cornered the market on green screen.
wow! Hal I got a lump in my throat at the same time in the speech
Steph: ‘OMG! I’m a gourmet chef! Look, I made
pop-tarts! oh, sorry they’re on fire…’
roseanne
she’s stopped using a last name. She wants to be like Cher and Lionel and Iman and Jesus.
CUT!!!!
I’LL BE IN MY TRAILER!!!!
Good lord. Heard Rosanne on my way in. Yikes.
So much anger and unhappiness.
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She misses Tom Arnold
#424 She misses Tom Arnold
But, her aim is improving!
Steph: ‘OMG! I’m a gourmet chef! Look, I made
pop-tarts! oh, sorry they’re on fire…’
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Steph: I made canned peaches. oh, soory they’re on fire
the very concept of mind control is guaranteed to drive you insane. after 9/11, we’ve all become robots. When I pointed out quite reasonably on 9/11 that it couldn’t have happened without the support of the white house and pentagon, I lost many friends. Now it’s virtually a given. It takes years for the programming to be lost.
essentially, if you believe it didn’t involve the cooperation of the white house and the pentagon, you are still being controlled by it.
#425 – HA!
The Stephanie Miller Clothing Line:
‘You’re Not Going Out of the House In THAT Getup, Missie’
and put on a slip. I can see right thru that skirt…
Osama bin Laden: I will always love shack you.
With time, we’ll hear a “Real Men of Genius” parody ad for David Carradine. But, for now, it’s too soon.
They’ll find Steph hanged in her closet with Max’s collar with a pile of Oliver’s poop on the floor beneath the body.
427 Gabby, I’m with ya.
911 had to be an inside job. You don’t need a ton of
over-analysis to see that the stand down of the air
defenses required orders from the top. And the idea
that all those military exercises coincidentally
happened the same day and featured hijacked airliners
defies credulity.
not to mention the old ‘cui bono’…
David Carradine’s demise can be most succinctly described by the phrase, “He came and went.”
433. And Max will be drinking all the box wine…
Anybody come up with David Carradine as Tie Wang Caine
433 NNNNOOOOooooo!
whatwazat old Zappa song? oh yeah: I’m A Wino Man
‘Five dollar bill and a florshime shoe…’
‘something about relieving myself all over some lady’s front lawn’…
Max the Wino Dog
Stephanie Miller cooking show: How to Burn Your Food in Ten Mintues
433 – Not cool.
I went to the country,
And while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On a roller-headed lady’s front lawn
I’m so ashamed,
But I’m a wino man
I can’t help myself
I’ve been drinkin’ all night
Till my eyes got red
Stumbled on the gutter
And busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit,
Been scratchin’ like a dog
I can’t stand no water,
And I stink like a hog
Give me a five dollar bill,
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill,
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe
How to Burn Your Food in Ten Minutes
Steph will NOT commit suicide, she’s gonna live forever,
mebbe with more liver transplants than David Crosby, but hey,
no system is perfect…
procul harum’s “homburg” was scary enuff. “seventeen afta”.
1. Treason? Republicans Reveal Classified Info
never mind the noose–if you’re an outspoken liberal, don’t fly.
LIke Paul Newman and Francis Ford Coppala
mebbe Steph could have her own line of
salad dressings and boxed vinos… a nice
Chianti and some fava beans…
444. I’ll donate part of mine for Mama!
442-Whose vocals do you prefer on this? FZ or the other guy–what’s his name–on Lost Episodes ?
444: so in other words, you never saw bobby fischer on steroids.
Gordon Brown’s cabinet ministers are dropping like Oliver in Steph’s bedroom.
Rethug bastards commit treason? who would have thought.
they commit more treason before breakfast than Stephanie drinks
box wine…
450 Wouldn’t that be Don Van — er, Captain Beefheart?
2. Republicans Want Bipartisanship … As Long As It’s Done Their Way
3. Secret Service needs your help NOW
450 gotta go with Frank.
Frank Zappa, the Last True Pope.
How do I know? His picture is on all
the packs of Zig Zag rolling papers…
454-No, it was the guy who did vocals on “Apostrophe” Napoleon Murphy Brock or something.
453: not really – you forgot to convert from the metric system. for example, just this morning, cheney commited half a royale, with relish.
- of course, shooting a flock of penguins did seem a bit excessive.
454 Cpt Beefheart! Trout Mask Replica
great ref
Oliver, consider yourself, at home. Consider yourself, part of the family! Farters raising poopers. How could it be different?
4. Dr. Tiller’s Assassin: “I am being treated like a criminal”.
459 Yes but Steph works in pounds arvdrupoid, which trumps
Cheney’s Royale w/Cheese-y Treason
Evil Dick: now More Treasony!
462: without even going beyond the title, i must surmise by rove, i think he’s got it.
#462 The title alone begs the response, “Duh!”
And Steph thinks being dragged down the street by Max is rough.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/19662465/detail.html
458 saw Zappa Plays Zappa last two years.
Sublime.
The Old Man Never Left Us
454– I love the FST reference, BTW.
Japan has had bullet trains for FORTY YEARS! Geesh!
I want a bullet train from the east coat TO the west coast through Denver so I can stop flying to Denver!!!!
oh crap… where did i leave it? … anybody seen avogadro’s area code?
Oh Stephcha! If only you could be drunk enough
to date me and not so drunk you threw up on me… sigh
Captain B was a good guess, my copy of Lost Episodes not being at hand. I associate NMB with OSFA and various YCDTOSA tracks. Saw him live with Project Object, and his saxaphone honking and flautistry is a big part of what makes Zappa Plays Zappa worthwhile.
Amen Hal!
471 the volume of yer gassiness in expanding at an exponential rate.
see also Fibonnacci’s Sequence, Phiratio
British Columbia, Canada won’t support the rail lines once it crosses the border for high-speed trains so the idiots in Washington state government won’t upgrade the rails either. It would be soooo nice to have hi-speed train on traveling the west coast….but probably not in my lifetime. ;-(
#195, coming late to the party.
Yes, the Monkees were all experienced musicians, except Davey Jones, who was an actor/singer. But they were cast playing instruments they were not proficient in, so there was a while where they faked it.
464 A Turd Blossom By Any Other Name…
There are a lot of American who have absolutely no political judgment. Most shut their traps.
The others say stuff like, “Bush and Gore? No difference!” “Bush and Obama? Absolutely no difference! None at all!”
If you are SO POLITICALLY TONE DEAF that you can’t tell the difference, you should spend your time collecting spoons or something.
477 yes but Pete what’s the Monkees number where Mike Nesmith
does the incredible spanish/classical guitfiddle solo? canna ‘member
BECAUSE they want to HEAR US admit that we did wrong!!!!
Muslim countries will gain respect for us when we admit we’ve done wrong
479 or spooning with someone…
Maybe Jeff Gannon will leave Rove tied-up in a closet.
Time for my later than usual lunchtime walk, before the weather turns crappy, Have a great weekend all! Enjoy your bday, shaf!
475: alas yorrick !! – i knew him, phiratio ! – here hung those lips i got down and dirty with how many times? 1 1 2 3 5 8 ….
473–I drawing a blank on OSFA, ?
Great adjective – Beckian!
PeterW,
The other problem with the Monkees is that they had to performs a song every week, so they did a lot of LAME stuff, too.
But when they were good, they were genuinely good.
488: adj. impressed by tom sawyer’s antics.
Hal Sparks is so great.
He needs his own radio show. Maybe morning drive time!
1.1617… er, 8, I mean 7… I mean
Sean whines on TV every night.
482///then they’ll just breed..yikes Enough of that!
off topic, kinda, but here is a great opinion piece by Rick Steves…
http://blog.seattlepi.com/ricksteves/archives/170238.asp
488 Jeff Beck, or Beck Beck?
Happy Birthday Shaf! Stay away from closets with ropes if you’re partying today!
493–”Box” whine ?
493 Shean Shells Lies at the Sheshore…
495. Rick Steves is cool. He speaks out for pot legalization at Hempfest every year.
495: nothing’s off topic. was it off topic when the germans subjected georgi markov to a really bad rendition of “umbrella ella ella ella”?
well that’s it for me today … have a good weekend all ya alls!
Vaughn Bodie I think died of auto-erotic asphyx… Cheech Wizard anyone?
bye Cindy, good weekend!
503–Classic stuff!
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Clew: Gannon in the Closet with the Rope Turd Blossom sleeps with
the fishes…
>> Mark drunken biker old paratrooper in Deetown says:
>> 479 or spooning with someone…
… or something!
If you honestly can’t tell the difference between Bush and Obama, you really should get another hobby.
It’s like someone who wants to sew, but can’t tell the difference between a skirt and pants.
505 the kids these days, they never heard of this
stuff, which means I can plagiarize
the heck out of it…
“… and suantered into your place of purveyance, for the vending of some cheesy comestibles”. – is hal sparks old or something?
508 The Stephanie Miller Klassy Klothing Line!
Is this a skirt, or a vest, or what?
Dude, where’s my playboy bunny?
And think of the sales spike in munchies (all the ‘tos food group!)
I personally knew someone who claimed that the Army did weird mind stuff on him. This was LONG before I ever heard a conspiracy person talk about it.
Of course, I have no idea if it was true, but what he claimed did square-up with what people now say about it.
Norm Stamper, former SEATTLE POLICE CHIEF, is also rabid legalization advocate.
and for added attention, leave off your underpants when petting
after dark. Always worked for Momma…
509- as long as hal sparks isnt around – the guy just copied and pasted some python from 40 years ago.
512 Animal House ref: ‘Thank You God’
Mark, The humor came from equal parts visual and verbal so good luck with the plagarizing.
Mama’s late show, “The Still of the Night”
Steph will be burning homemade booze in her basement.
514: of course, their weirdest stuff is always out in the open – like the ad campaign targeting loners.
Momma’ movie: Stephie and Hootch
I want to party with Hal Sparks!
At least let the States decide whether to decriminalize pot or not. If Mississippi votes YES…suddenly it’s the richest state in the union.
521. You CRACK ME UP!
514 I’ve met people who have had their heads screwed with.
You don’t know what to think.
We do know there were hundreds of programs the CIA did
that only the name survives. And the ones we know details
of are horrendous. MK Ultra was a fact. I don’t think it
ever ended, it’s just applied on a nationwide scale.
Look at all the ditto heads if you don’t believe me.
Another classic movie: Momma’s Days of Wine and Roses.
I don’t watch CNN TV much but their radio news feeds are almost as conservative Fox’s.
522 Oldest Trick In The Book: Hide In Plain Sight
I watched the speech on “the span” at 11:30PM last night.
okay open contest: name a use for karl rove dead or alive. ready… GO
not so easy, is it?
519 it’s the sincerest form of flattery, and rip off
Sean Hannity in Days of Whine and Neurosis
Rove : rat feed
Are Steph and Ed still on the same radio network?
Archery practice.
532 make a bong out of him
The Shultz chuckle. I’ll pass.
532 one word: fertilizer
532 ventriloquist’s dummy
532. kept in the trunk for tire traction if you’re stuck in snow?
536: okay. full points. very good answer. – now, how about a use for rove while dead.
532 find roadside bombs with
535 – The best thing is you can fill in any rw name in your title.
1972? OMG, do not bring back the leisure suit!
532 used to push crap through sewers…
The damage has been done… even though the conservatives are now backpedaling on Sotomayor.
The conservatives treated Sotomayor like all bigots treat Hispanics and women.
Of course, both women and Hispanics are going to remember for a few election cycles.
bye, all.
That’s it for the show.
Have an awesome weekend, everybody!
Have a great weekend everyone!
Producer Chris! Please post up of pics of momma and mooks at the con!
Stephanie Miller’s Line of circa 1974 Leisure Suites… oops, flamable
Happy B-Day Shaf!
Bye all! Give em hell, Mama!
modest proposal: 17 seconds of silence in honor of david carradine. he would have liked that. – now he’s on that big bad acid trip in the sky.
pasta la pizza.
gonna miss you all til Monday.
556 Grasshopper, we shall miss you
flombaye,
I honestly don’t want to know the details about Carradine but it’s always sad when people die without dignity.
As kids, we LOVED Kung Fu. It was one large metaphor of our generation whooping the butts of the John Wayne rednecks.
487 One Size Fits All (note scramble of SOFA)
561 great Firesign ref
I just wanted to bring up info on what Roseanne mentioned earlier.
I know NOTHING about MKULTRA, and cannot speak with any authority on it.
But at the event tonight in Hollywood, one of the speakers is Cathy O’Brien. Cathy is a loon.
Here is the wikipedia page about her:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_O‘Brien
Some tid bits:
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O’Brien claims that, as part of Monarch, she was forced to serve as “a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave” for (among others) Hillary Rodham Clinton, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter with West Virginia Senator Robert C. Byrd working as her handler for the latter part of her time in the program. She states that she remained in the program until 1988 when she was rescued by Mark Phillips, who she claims is a former CIA operative……..She recounts in graphic detail how the elder George Bush raped her thirteen year old daughter and how she was forced to have oral sex with Illuminati witch Hillary Clinton … While being sodomized, whipped, bound and raped, O’Brien overheard the globalist elite planning a military coup in the United States and conspiring to usher in the satanic New World Order.”
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Whatever you think about MKULTRA or the CIA, Cathy is still a nut. Just google her. There must be more believable people than her for this subject. While I think 20% of the proceeds goes to Children of the Night, Cathy and Mark are there to make money and sell their books.
If you go…please ask her about her claims
I keep forgetting what congresswoman Steph refers to as Esmeralda. Can someone help?