LiveBlog for Thursday, March 12, 2009
• Jodi Kantor, politics domestic correspondent for “The New York Times” and collaborative author of “Obama: The Historic Journey” calls in at 6:30am Pacific to talk about her new book.
• Rep. Diana Degette (D-CO) calls in at 8:30am Pacific to talk about the return of stem cell research and about the omnibus spending bill.
• President Obama yesterday signed the omnibus spending bill passed through Congress, but called for a reform of the much-maligned earmarking process. The president maintained that earmarks can serve a useful purpose, but he said it’s time for Congress and the White House to embrace a new set of guiding principles.
• House Dem aides denied yesterday that work is already underway on a second stimulus package. The pushback came a day after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi suggested more stimulus spending might be needed. Dem leaders believe they need time to assess whether the first recovery package is effective before taking up another bill.
• First lady Michelle Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton marked International Women’s Day with the presentation of the International Women of Courage award to seven women from all over the world who have fought against discrimination and inequality in their countries. President Obama also signed an executive order creating the White House Council on Women and Girls to ensure women “have no limits on their dreams.”
REMINDER: Be sure to join Producer Chris Lavoie in the StephSpace chat room tomorrow right after the show – 12 Noon Eastern / 9am Pacific. He’ll be there answering your questions about how the show is put together, what it’s like to work with Steph, and more!
Tags: Barack Obama, Diana Degette, Hillary Clinton, Jodi Kantor, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi
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Gooood morning all!
As I woke up this morning, my wife had her radio on listening to our favorite overnight show (Steve LeVeille on WBZ) like she usually does and I couldn’t help but hear the high pitched whine of Scott the Nazi – railing on about the Ja-hews and AIPAC. I nudged my wife and said “that’s him, isn’t it, Scott the nut?” and she said “yup”. Steve just sorta led him on and let the guy hang himself – he works alone so there aren’t any “Mooks” to gang up on anyone.
I had to call in and give a little shout-out for Mama and tell Steve about our Scott the Right Wing Religious Nut.
Good morning Mama, mooks and mookettes, Paul and all the Steph fans!
(donuts and muffins on the table)
Good morning Paul, capt (thanks for the muffin!) and the rest of our blog pals! Good morning Team Steph!
Did y’alls catch Ari Fleischer’s trip to Revisionist History Land on Hardball (excerpts were replayed on Countdown):
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#29645065
A “Let’s hear it for the boy!” to Chris Mathews for challenging Fleischer’s spin.
Yeah, Ari’s “how dare you” made me ROFLMFAO!
GAWD Ari is a joke
Morning capt, shaf. Thanks for the donutz * burp * .
I heard Ed Schultz was filling in on MSNBC last night – another competitor for the 10PM slot?
OMG progressives are taking over!
Run, Hide!
Wait a darn minute – where’s Mama’s TV show? She is pretty, able and entertaining – WAY better than ED (better than Maddow even IMO)
It’s official – I’m losing it.
Joy is out of town on business (since Sunday) and here I am making her morning coffee and water . . .
“Hello McFly is anybody in there?” *knocking on skull*
I crack myself up! (I gotta have a sense of humor to live in my head)
6
But Rachel’s radio show has pretty much become just a rebroadcast of the TV show.
I want Stephanie to advance her career like all of us do, but the selfish part of me comes out if it’s going to affect the radio show.
7
I’ve lived in apartments, I’ve lived in a home.
I’ve travelled in trailers when I used to roam.
But now in these places you won’t have me dead.
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head. – Napoleon XIV
Funyy little ditty:
The Daily Show Designs New Outfits For Michelle Obama (VIDEO)
“Laura iced a lotta homies!”
lolololo
ProducerChris, I’m going to get this request in “early”
Many of us just can’t go to the chat room during work hours. Is it possible that the text of tomorrow’s chat be posted somewhere on the site so us poor unfortunates can read it?
The “chat” should be done as a blog as “chat” is WAY too limited.
Even if I make it full screen – I only get a few of the lines of chat – no way to make sense out of references to earlier lines of chat as those lines just leave the screen.
(my 2 cents)
HA!
My boss just walked in and said “I heard you on ‘BZ this morning – 38 states & Canada”
#13,
Um, is the boss supportive or disappointed?
Erin Burnett on Morning Joe just now – “I wonder if people are staying unemployed because the government is now extending the length of unemployment benefits?” (paraphrased)
Yeah – lazy bastards!! All those job openings out there!!!
Gee, Erin. I wish I had a cute little button nose – so that I could make LOTS of money spouting (more often than not) innacurate financial predictions!
Just toss that hair and flirt with Joe – grrr!
(OK – calming now… breathe…)
MORNING ALL!
#15 To which I reply, “Erin, tone deaf much?”
#15,
See, if we get universal healthcare AND unemployement NOBODY will ever work!
Do these people ever actually think before opening their piehole?
The winning slogan for the billboard:
“Americans didn’t vote for a Rush to failure.”
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/03/12/limbaugh.democrats.ad/
Morning bloggies! XOXO
Good morning, Laura. capt brought donuts and muffins!
Did anyone watch Hardball last night? Chris was talking with Ari Fleitcher and he called him on 911, saying that it DID happen on Bush’s watch. I hadn’t heard that on “mainstream” news before. It was a great interview!
#18 – I like it! Never took the time to think of one myself. Did anyone here have other suggestions? (SMS LB well-known for funny, smart snark
)
Thank you for the donuts and muffins, Capt.
Morning Steph fans!
The Iraq journalist who threw shoes at Bush – got three years in prision. What an injustice.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090312/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iraq
:::munching on donuts:::
#21 Harball seg 1 was a riot last night… question; talking point interrupted; question talk-over; talking point interrupted – etc.
The most amazing one did not seem to rise to the surface — at the end, Ari AGAIN connected 9/11 to Saddam — DOH!
Top of the morning Shane-O, Laura and EW278!
#22,
I don’t know if it was brought up on the LB? I’ve been busy this week, guilty of short drive-bys.
#21 I missed Hardball, but caught the excerpts on Countdown (see my post #3).
For once, the corporate media is calling BS when they see it. Of course, I’ll really get excited when Rove(r) gets a rolled-up newspaper across his nose for leaving one of his dookies on the carpet at This Week or Meet the Press.
Shane-O, Yes, but you forgot to add question; talking point interrupted; JAB; question talk-over; JAB; talking point interrupted
Morning all. Hey capt, any strong tea for me? Have to abstain from the sweets.
Missed you guys yesterday. Had to just listen in due to allergy migraines. The blurred vision they cause made it too hard to read and type. I did go to the chat room at noon but nobody was there.
Oh my my my (squeezy voice)
It is almost time to run up against Mama (Grrr in a good way)
morning morning
#18 Wow, I missed that contest. Oh well, maybe next time!
demdame,
The muffins are sugar AND gluten free – if that helps.
Here – *passes hot cup of tea*
#29 – So true – Ari went straight at Tweety, personally – because he was asking good questions — Thus – he MUST be biased…
“allergy migraines”
You poor dear, that sounds horrible!
*hugs*
I wish those aches AWAY – away I say!
Good Lord – you guys are all up with the chickens!
Hawaii, All?
Good morning, good morning, good morning-ga!
capt – (sip, slurp) aaaaahhhhh! Thanks. Feeling much better. In fact, extra extra happy. Hey, what’s in this tea?
#3 – What a tool Ari is. Only in America.
#35 Sad, how the right perceives challenging their conventional wisdom as “showing bias”. And they call us (Progressives) thin-skinned!
What the hey? Where’s MY mocha java?
Folgers will have to do, I suppose.
Oh boy, now i need to get some tea!
Bring on ‘da Miller!
Somehow I knew I wasn’t the only one wanting to wring Ari’s neck last night.. But, consider that he had the hardest job in the world, being the Prime Liar for the Bush Administration.
He should fall on his knees and beg forgiveness, lest he burn in Hell like the rest of Bush’s pack of liars and thieves.
HA! – funny
Yes, Rep. Diana is a great (De)gette!
Mornin’ All! The Ari Fleischer-Hardball interview was pretty good with Tweety making a few points that made the guest look especially stupid. [Ari the Butcher looks pretty stupid anyway.] As others have said before, Ari was definitely the “Baghdad Bob” of the BushCo administration, able to string together lies like cars on a coal train. And like Laura upthread, I was very pleased when Matthews brought up the failure of BushCo to prevent Sept.11 from occurring. I hope that’s a line of reasoning that finally catches on with other so-called journalists.
Babble-on jive. That’s the SMS.
#44- Ivan, I’m sure he spent a lot of time on his knees, he IS a Republican…
Morning all!
LMAO at Steph’s impersination of Rita Crosby.
Mornin Ivan!
Funny thing I made moca java for my funny little honey (who isn’t even home this week)
and Demdame – “Hey, what’s in this tea?”
Shhhhh – it’s herbal – that’s my story and I’m stickin to it!
*passes Laura some hot herbal tea too*
new definition of “Romper Room”?
Hookers in the children’s playroom? Oh dear!
Hmmmm, Guitar Hero much?
#53 – I see Cherry and Misty and …
Lol, SHE’S a guitar hero
You can’t beat the breakfast cuisine at this joint..
“new definition of “Romper Room”?”
Is that a do-bee or don’t-bee joke?
(I’m hoping for doobie but . . .)
54 – Not to mention Play pen.
An Easy-Bake Oven to the side of the head is going to leave a mark!
I always hate to see any guitar abused.. ;-(
“ I see Cherry and Misty and …”
Wasn’t that “Hobo Kelly?”
With the oversized sunglasses? (BTW – she never said MY name)
This story reminds me of the CSI episode about adults with baby fetishes – complete with a nursery with adult-size furniture, diapers, binkies and toys.
Shane-WOW! I recognize the work.. Fine stuff.
The M$M should point out the omnibus bill was a hold-over of unfinished business from Bush.
No small wonder it favored GOP slugs.
64 – I remember that episode. It made me think of Vitter the moment the story broke.
Thanks caller for a deflation of the funny. Zzzzzzzzt.
I was going to go for a Pee Wee’s Playhouse reference, but that implies that he things in hand (so to speak).
Dennis is harshing my buzz.
Male on female violence isn’t complete, only about 99.9% of the time..
#64,
I am a very open minded crazyman but the baby stuff is just a giant EW!
Nerf guitar!
Sadly, the guitar sustained permanent injury.
Toy Guitar? Yep, it’s Guitar Hero.
Was Jerry Lewis there?
She tried to strangle him with a slinky.
Making Mama laugh so hard on the air – priceless!
we need to breathe a second…
Stop it with the hurting and the flavin!
I frequently accuse Mama of being “cute”, and I know I’m right. But a big part of her appeal is her general attitude and delivery, she cannot really be matched. Combined with her comical sidekicks, Steph is awesome.
#81.
Agreed! Steph RAWKS!
And she is very cute too!
Ivan, it’s true. I love Steph more on the radio then on tv. She doesn’t have the pressure to deliver a punchline on the radio, it jsut happens
And these same people will run right over you to get treatment if they or someone close to them has an affliction.
I just missed what the story was about the playroom can someone explain?
86 – Wife catches hubby in kid’s playroom with hookers. Hubby gets beaten with toy guitar.
Doll for next Christmas season: Cabbage Patch Embryos.
Great sex always scares many in the south – they don’t know what the term means and the idea that their sex lives have been less than stellar . . .well you know.
“Me dammit!” Love it!
#88 – Pocket pals?
Snowflake babies – (hundreds come in a small jar)
Just add water like sea monkeys?
lolololool
87…thanks…..oh god that is funny…….
#92 Or maybe they’re just brine shrimp. Who can say?
88 & 94 – LOL you two are sick.
#95 You’re welcome! We aim to please.
I’m waiting for the microwave babies…..just add water and set timer for five mintues and bam…..of course if you set it longer can you get a 5 year old instead?
baby chia pets? Just add water?
#97 Naw, they just come out looking like Benjamin Button.
Baby Shake and Bake?
97- Shaf- But give it some years and they will look like Brad Pitt!
#99 or like karl rove…..yikes!
A little digression. Did anyone else see the fantastic footage on ABC news of the dolphins at Sea World and the Baltimore Aquarium who make their own toys to play with? They carefully create delicate rings of air, bouncing them, sailing thru them and blowing smaller rings to float thru the larger ones. They haven’t been taught to do this. They just do it for their own amusement. I hope it’s on youtube or the abc website today.
#101 Hmmmm, Jim Henson’s Brad Pitt Babies (hat-tip to MST3K)
GOOD MORNING!
The right wingers hate that gold dress of Michelle’s
they deride it every chance they get
#101…..What I can grow my own Brad Pitt……..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..I would buy that!
hullo!
whadup?
Hmmm.. Baby in the microwave.
I think that has already been tried.
108 puts a whole new meaning to bun in the oven…LOL
OOoh, nice MST3K reference
*tips hat*
105 – Is the comment “Hated it.” or something more manly sounding?
#103,
Didn’t see it but WOW THAT is too cool for school!
(love the cetaceans)
#109 As a segue, a pregnant Cylon (on Battlestar Galactica) is said to have a “toaster in the oven”.
s-l-o-w day for me.
Hello to the smartest bloggers in the bloggesphere!
#114 Howdy do, Carol!
New high-tech nanobabies!
You have to have a microscope to play but they are a GAS!
Morning Carol!
Hi Carol
#105……your kidding after the 8 years of Cold Water Creek outfits from pickles? Once again right wing not known for the fashion ……
116 – Yeah Micro-Machines!
I’m bored by this interview, someone dangle some keys in front of my face!
Morning Carol.
#113 – I love that phrase on BG. The writers are very creative. They have just the right amount of snark in each episode.
1. Phelps Klan treated to humiliation by students, frat in Chicago
such as .. and the iraq…
she sounds like ms south carolina
2. Westboro Baptist Church pwned by University of Chicago (!!!) Frat Boys
oh Jim just go to the Cheese Cake Factory .. .one slice 2,000 cals
something about this woman’s voice is giving me a pain in my eye!
Hey shaf, capt, Laura….and Paul and Shane-O…
I missed the early morning connection.
3. Listen Up, Wingnut Brides of Chucky
Hey, if you don’t have an iphone can you still hear the debate with Michael Medvid and Thom Hartmann?
Jim, check out the Nutrition Action newsletter. They pick the worst foods from restaurants and packaged foods:
http://www.cspinet.org/nah/10foods_bad.html
I’m with Chris and Jim. Fashion talk is boring. Never have watched the Runway and Next Top Model shows.
3.
Listen Up, Wingnut Brides of Chucky
2nd try
home sick so here i am. hi everyone.
Good morning live bloggers!
Morning Lisa and Ethan!
demdame oh I watch Project Runway …. but I don’t watch top model
ick. commercials.
Hi, Ethan!
Hi Ethan! Good job yesterday!
I’d watch Project Playroom!
4. Big Banks Strike Again: Didn’t Pay Their FDIC Premiums For TEN YEARS
#135 Lisa – So sorry to hear that. Here, have some of capt’s wonderful herbal tea. It’s guaranteed to lift your spirits.
they’re still playing this old “something really new and cool” liveblog commercial?
Dem, yeah i had tea at work to bring home, but i forgot it. so i’m tea-less!!!!!! isn’t that just awful???
lisa … mee too … here is some virtual homemade (cuz I make fantastic) chicken noodle vegetable soup
why not a Suzy Q with ham and bacon…..mmmm…mmmmm….
There is this:
Pork Brains in Milk Gravy
****
I wonder if pork brains are any good plain – the idea of milk gravy it just too much!
HIya, Bloggoes!
El-Kabong!
any donuts left?
Cindy: Great video!
5. Jon Stewart Should See This
family values only one hooker lololol
Morning Lisa!
*passes hot herbal tea*
(does native healing dance)
I hope this helps!
Thanks, Cindy. H madduane
6. Why Isn’t Cramer in Jail?
#151 Here’s a cartoon of him (El Kabong):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmemBa1HAzU
(watch it later)
Good eatin’!
Madduane!
(calls and cancels APB)
Where have you been?
*high fives*
Thanks Cindy for the Westboro link! Too bad the frat boys didn’t have any Cher albums or anyone dressed in ass-less chaps.
fluffn nutter sandwiches
marshmallow fluff and peanut butter
Cindy – you and your links!
“family values only one hooker”
Well, I always have two at once (minimum) but they are little ones – does that still count as family values?
lolololo
161 — Capt — been trying to be responsible.
Thanks god that’s over. (jk)
Cindy, love the frat boys!
HA!
oh I think the flaming red boxers on two of the frat boys was excellent
Is John Stewart doing the Limited Hangout
for Jimmy Cramer, that criminal bastard?
Cramer is much much worse than what Stewart
has attacked him for. Simply being repeatedly
wrong and an asshole is nothing compared with
the stuff I’ve read in the last two days thanks
to links provided here.
hookers in the kids playroom. typical repug
Fashion stuff see #10.
Very good stuff!
165 capt! little hookers! is that underage or [I hope] midget?
I wonder when the right wing Dad’s Rights groups are going to go after the Palins
#163….but what you need to do Carol is put some bannana’s and bacon with that and deep fry it …..mmmm…
The Stewart & Cramer thing can’t end well…
So has the engagement ring been given back to the Republican Party committee yet?
172 – They’ll find some stem cell lab to picket.
#165,
You sick bastid – midgets and little people only.
Always over age!
(kiddin you know)
What Levi’s sister said is that Bristol regard’s Levi as trailer park trash and doesn’t want him around the baby
my response Bristol having a double wide does not mean your not . . .
#174 Jon will be the congenial host he always is (even with Republitards), so the onus will be on Cramer.
Bristol and Levi are suspending their pending marriage until the earmarks are out of spending bills (on the advise of McSame)
lolololo
177 hee hee midget hookers. with fishnets and feather boas and big hair
175 — that wouldn’t be in keeping with the spirit of Palin policy.
I don’t mind being confused with Cindy.
Hi Cindy!
Hi francutiepie!
Wow, thisiswhyyourefat.com is hilarious. Thanks Jim. I had no idea why I was fat. Now I know, it’s the pizza topped with mini pizzas!
“177 hee hee midget hookers. with fishnets and feather boas and big hair”
*looks over shoulder*
Um, you know the same ones?
lololo
Cramer is on Jon tnight, right?
Never underestimate a “comedian”…see Miller, Franken, Stewart… John knows how to get to the heart of the matter. Did you see him respectfully skewer Hukkabee (sic)? It was masterful really. Can’t wait to see him play with Kramer like a cat toy
#181 Mark – Are you dissing my wardrobe and hairstyle?
#181 You were thinking of her, weren’t you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-PLh-iCvBc
After pondering what it would be like to be Sarah Palin’s son-in-law, Levi was heard to say: “Thanks, but no thanks!!”
How are you Cindy?
They have meatcake. An actual Carlin inspired meatcake. thisiswhyyourefat.com
Okay listen up!
If you want to meet me I will be at
Game Keeper in Providence, RI this Saturday from 4pm – 10pm
We play a lot of board games, many you probably have never heard of but we are always willing to teach.
Saturday is also Wits & Wagers night which is like Pub Quiz and it’s a lot of fun.
Game Keeper
1105 Main Street, Suite 2225.
Pawtucket, RI
401-728-0202
in the Hope Artiste Village
http://www.hopeartistevillage.com/page.php?id=14
Bristol and Levi and Oxycontin oh my
I can’t even see a picture of ol’ Sara Dumbass
and her gigantic railroad jaw with that smug
stupid sheep-killing dog smile plastered all
over her it. What a dreadful morran.
“After pondering what it would be like to be Sarah Palin’s son-in-law, Levi was heard to say: “Thanks, but no thanks!!””
Or:
“I’ll have to get back to you with that”
Or:
“In what respect Charlie?”
179 — yeah, Shaf, that’s what Cramer’s counting on. I believe tough questions will be asked; evasive, whiny answers will be given. In the end, Cramer will look like a creep, and Stewart will still be able to get the tough guests. But I would love it if the kid gloves came off, just this once. You know Jon could do it.
188 ROFLMAO
189 shaf you are ezacly right, that’s who I was picturing
I love the little lady from Total Recall – THAT started a whole thing with me and little people.
Mark drunken biker old paratrooper in Deetown says:
What a dreadful morran.
I concur!
Again, remember the grand hypocrisy of Republicans over the pregnant Bristol issue – would they have been so “understanding” if the Obamas had a pregnant teen?
Abstinence only worked out so well for the Palins.
Here is the link for the dolphins making their own toys story:
http://abcnews.go.com/search?searchtext=dolphins%20playing&type=
196 I don’t want to see Jon Stewart ask the questions.
I want a prosecutor to grill the fucker on the stand
on the way to sticking him in prison for a long, long time.
And his criminal cronies. “Sir” Allen Stanford is another
one. Go Directly To Jail
7. Oxycontin shortage. No, really
Wonder if Cramer is gonna call Jon “just a comedian” after today’s show? Who knows? Maybe we’ll get a blanket mea culpa from Jimbo for all of the sins of the Close But No Cigar channel.
wanna good belly laugh: “Pounding Bat Sodomy”
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pounding_bat_sodomy
it’s not what you think
#202,
THANKS! (sorry I had to yell but I love the animals)
thisiswhyyourefat.com
That. Site. Is. Awesome!
Game Keeper is the “factory store” for Face 2 Face games
http://www.face2facegames.com/
LOL she knows the wife!
Carol – I’m okay. Had ultrasound on my legs yesterday.
blah blah blah caller who cares how the WIFE looks in this
the freaking Rethug politician looks like crap so I’m
laughing
do tell us more about his continual hooker thing though
Is this woman on the treadmill while she’s calling?
“Had ultrasound on my legs yesterday”
Is that a band? (kiddin)
How’d it go – all is well I hope?
202 — looking down the page a little bit, there’s a story (apparently still dolphin related) called “Kinky Sex is On the Rise”, but then again, when isn’t it?
A good woman who swings a mean guitar.
Bernie Maddof go to jail
please please not a nice jail either!
and this pays his victims back how?
mebbe someone will shiv him in the shower
or something
“when isn’t it?”
Easy – after the big “O”
lolololo
Queer quacks?
capt – I don’t know. Waiting for the doc to call.
214 “hellhound on my leg” is a cassette album by Fish Karma and the Droning Headaches.
“A good woman who swings a mean guitar.”
But she will NOT swing with hookers.
Picky picky picky!
can’t they do some artificial insemination thingy with those ducks
Will Guitar Hero now be marketed as a marital aid?
thisiswhyyerfat.com is freaking gross!
ok back after being tossed and then had to get tea and breakfast
#220,
You know I am psychic (read psycho) and I see good news in your future!
It will be “all is well”
I swear! (if I have anything to do with it)
ProducerChris does not know Eric Sevareid? Puh-leaze!
yah, so much for breakfast, ever
#183…sorry about that I just got my first cup of coffee in me now….life is much better…LOL
8. More Companies At Risk of Failing
A lot of big, well-known companies are in danger. On the list: Advanced Micro Devices; AirTran; AMR (parent of American Airlines); Chrysler; Duane Reade; Eastman-Kodak; Ford; General Motors; JetBlue; Krispy Kreme; Palm; R.H. Donnelly; Reader’s Digest Association; Rite-Aid; UAL (parent of United Airlines); Unisys; and US Airways.
America’s malls are going to end up looking a lot different. The retail sector is obviously getting hammered, with chains like Circuit City and Linens ‘n Things already out of business. Many other retail chains are in trouble. Also on the bottom-rung list: Barney’s; BCBG Maz Azria; Blockbuster; Brookstone; Claire’s Stores; Eddie Bauer; Finlay Fine Jewelry; Harry & David; Loehmann’s; Michael’s Stores; Oriental Trading Co.; and Sbarro. Again, this doesn’t mean the company is doomed. But many of these firms will restructure, close outlets, shrink, and find ways to transform themselves. So if you ever go back to the mall, and your favorite shop has disappeared, you’ll know why.
“Legalize Kinky Sex!”
“uh, it IS legal”
“not the kind I like”
Jim is doing RW Scott.
I wonder if Richard Dawson was Producer Chris’s pervy uncle?
It is Scott, right?
There’s no sexual dimorphism in Blue Ducks [Hymenolaimus malcorhyncos], so gender confusion is somewhat understandable. New Zealand endemics, BTW.
Jim ROTFLOL
Fran- LOL
Love the reference to Admiral Ackbar:
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n219/tshafer1/250px-Ackbar_HS.jpg
I have never peed in the shower.
But I think it might be fun, sometimes.
shower peeing stuff: Stephanie Louise Miler you don’t have
to work blue
Note to self, do not use Stephanie’s shower.
peeing in the shower is environmentally friendly
I don’t pee in the shower…
Effin funny show AND blog today!
You are all cracking my stuff right UP!
lolololo
LOL, dump in the sink.
i’ve also used the sink when i had to
New website – Steph in sink. Mind bleach, stat!
240 oh maddy go way out on a limb and live a little then!
I heard some people get paid good money to pee in the shower….or is that on someone……get that so confused…….maybe momma has a story to tell?????
9. Shut Up, Senator McConnell
Note to self – make SURE to use Steph’s shower.
and I’m on mine (yeah I know TMI)
Pee on someone in the shower?
I once caught some guy peeing in the communal shower at the Health Club. Gross! Just think if the drain water flows and you get some backwash. Get someone’s pee on your feet? Ick!
Better a number one in the shower than a number two.
yeah i would not pee in a public shower. but i do in my own and it is wonderful
255 — pee is actually antiseptic! if you’re out in the wild & get a big, ugly cut, pee on it to prevent infection.
242 good thinking shaf
#254 And now, we’re talking Golden Showers. The blog has reach a new cultural ebb.
255- Was his name George Castanza?
#254……So I’v been told heard that Jack Nickelson is a big fan….LOL
Gotta remember that stuff smells and it leaves residue. Every morning the mens room at work smells like an outhouse. Don’t think those urinal flushers work very well.
Laura – my cycle
#258 I’ve heard it will neutralize the toxins of a jellyfish sting, or is that an urban legend?
258, madduane you are correct
Ever wonder if Ghandi peed in the shower?
260 — Steph started it!
Ladies – if you’re doing number ones, use a damp washcloth to clean up after and use that washcloth ONLY for that! Saves a lot of TP.
my dad was telling me that if you pee at various trees around your camp when camping, it tends to keep the bears and mountain lions away.
fascinating, eh?
#260…..Shaf……I do what I can to bring the culture to the blog…LOL….besides I blame Jim for it……he started it in a way!
265 — I believe that is also true
Who’d have thought we’d sink so low. I need a shower. Oh, wait….
Ever pee in the shower while playing with a toy guitar?
No worms in the shower, Steph!
combat medicine class: urine is sterile if don’t
contaminate it
it makes a very good improvised antiseptic
at least that’s what I tried to tell her…
269 – actually in Muslim countries they use water and rinse themselves after peeing
i thought levi ditched bristol?
Chris is like the prude of the show…..like he has never had sex in the shower…..then again maybe he hasn’t……LOL
yes, corrrect, Jim
Remember the SEX IN THE CITY episode where John Slattery played the politician who wanted Carrie to pee on her?
Had sex in the shower a couple of times (BJs). Fun!!!
oy vey all this potty talk!
10. Doctors Without Borders workers abducted in Darfur
279 — There’s a Hernandez Bros. character called ‘Bolo Cereal’ who is a depressed jack in the box, who loses his ballerina doll girlfriend because he’s boring & conservative & unimaginative. Chris is reminding me of him.
sex in the shower is overrated. it’s the one time masturbating is more enjoyable.
11. More bad news on campus: Scholarships drying up
Never pee at a wedding shower or a baby shower.
There are places for that!
lololo
Ever pee on a toy guitar?
ah ha Bernie
now will it be known as a Maddof Scheme?
fuck yes lock up his sons wife and brother
sell all their organs to pay back investors
288- Capt, that actually DID make me Laugh Out Loud
And for the record, I am not into “showers” of any color. The whole idea is extremely off-putting to me.
try a a massage shower head set to massage and used “down there”
#279, Brian,
My mom wanted my dad to go pee around the edge of their backyard. There was a groundhog problem in her garden.
He wouldn’t do it.
I don’t even masturbate anymore. I don’t know where my hand’s been
#286 Oh, that’s what the “pulsate” setting on the Shower Massage is for!
Hey, Leonidas! Are we there yet?
sparta
281- Dan, i remember that. And she was considering it.
This is Sparta! (ka-bong!)
12. Is Katie Required to ‘Confess’ to Tom?
sparta!
I never have sex in the shower – I wash my unit – repeatedly until very clean (VERY clean) –
*lather rinse and repeat as necessary*
That’s all – I’m just like Jim!
(jk)
Can’t help myself. I just fired off a “Soundoff” to my local newspaper (Las Cruces Sun News), in response to a RW moron insisting that employees should be “entitled” to a secret ballot:
Republican opposition to the EFCA has nothing to do with their concern for employees “rights” to a secret ballot. The EFCA does not take away that right; what it does is to reduce impediments to union organizing, the true issue with union-busting Republicans. They couldn’t possibly care less about employee rights.
Duck.
Duck.
Duck.
SAPAAARTAAAugh!!!
Cindy NAILS IT!
She makes it seem so effortless.
*BOWS*
OMG did I get Sparta? me the one who doesn’t care about this to the point of laying off posting around this time
“sex in the shower is over rated”
what about sex hanging upside down from a chandelier
over a stairwell in a batman suit? just asking
careful with that bat-a-rang
Yay, Cindy! Spartan of the day! *bows*
Speaking of peeing, this is SOOO funny
http://failblog.org/2009/03/11/golf-club-fail/
I did, I did, I got SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
One more time…
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com
#304,
Llama llama DUCK!
lolololo
Cindy 300!
Congrats, Cindy! I was not even paying attention
#283 all I can say in denfence is times are tough, stress is high and I’m tired of working harder and getting no futher so blowing off steam and having a few laughs with the live boggies and Steph and the mookies make life a whole lot easier……that’s my potty defence and I’m sticking to it….LOL
#307,
You must try that in a frog suit (very French!)
Okay. Aren’t there laws about shacking up with a minor?
Cindy reigns at Sparta,
and Katie has a chance to run from those confessions.
what show are they talking about?
Producer Chris how’d you do with “Superfection?”
Who are they talking abot?
#306,
Oh stop the humility – you rock and you RAWKED the SPARTA!
You own the trophy today and it is well deserved.
*bows* twice
well wait hasn’t Angelina had a girl friend and boy friend extra relationship tryst on Brad?
LOL!!!
Have you heard that Michael Steele is a fan of those “Pack Rat” singers? You know, like Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra?
I stopped watching Heroes this season (didn’t want to watch the Hero Holocaust), but Hayden’s ex plays Peter Petrelli, one of the stars of the show. He used to have this ability to pick up superpowers from other people just by being in close proxitimy to them, so he was the superest of superheros.
She’s being really blonde if she thinks she can get him fired from the show just because they are no longer dating.
OMG someone compared DV with THAT?!!?!!?!?
Capt
thank you but you’ve never noticed that I don’t post at all around Sparta time
Cindy – It’s your indifference that attracts SPARTA to you.
OMG people do not know ANYTHING about Domestic Violence…. grrrr Oprah please enlighten everyone!!!
“Okay. Aren’t there laws about shacking up with a minor?”
Yes, the “law” allow a 12 year old to marry in Colorado.
So there!
Lisa @314 I wasn’t apying attention either lol
“but you’ve never noticed that I don’t post at all around Sparta time”
I’ve noticed and I miss you around that time!
You still RAWK! (deal with it!)
*hugs*
I missed the first hour, so this may be redundant…
November 5th (a new day) I predicted Bristol and Levi were never getting married. Now they’re broken up. Because her mom isn’t vice president, Bristol gets to be a regular teen mom (a single, high school dropout). Now if only she got government assistance for food and housing, she’d be a role model for pregnant teens everwhere.
ah ha Randy Duke sleazbag ref
Randy you scum you sold out the troops and let
defective weapons and parts be sent to them
after you were a war hero
you should be so ashamed you kill yourself in prison
demdame my massive indifference came after massive disappointment
“well wait hasn’t Angelina had a girl friend and boy friend extra relationship tryst on Brad?”
I hope so! (maybe I still have a chance?) Dream on capt!
yes, Amy, they talked about it about 1/2 hour ago. maybe before then, too. i was not listening.
i’m so glad they finally used bits from Dingo & The Baby. It’s about damn time!
I used to think corned beef hash was the worst food in the world.
Capt, how can Angie be surprised — hello how did SHE meet HIM?
JIM .. UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no mas no mas!!
please for the love of what ever deity or none deity you choose.
none = non
now I work in the culinary field and none of that food sounds good Jim, just one big old mess……..who would eat that ?
Basic Buttermilk Pancakes
Rating: 4 – They are not perfection, but they are the best I’ve found!
Source: Modified from Joy of Cooking/Cookin4Love Cooking Light post
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 cups buttermilk
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
2 large eggs
1/2 teaspoon high quality vanilla extract
Fresh berries to garnish
Pure maple syrup
“Capt, how can Angie be surprised — hello how did SHE meet HIM?”
If I knew THAT She would be meeting the capt! (with a party in my pants!)
(kiddin)
Also, Michael Steele is down with the groovy hippity hop musics, too. He loves P. Diddy, and thinks Snoop Dog is just like guys he knew in his neighborhood. So hip, that one. He talked about growing up in the era of the DJ, and liked the Grandmaster Flash. I really miss that era of the DJ, myself.
THis is all from the interview in GQ, but I learned about it on the Princess Sparklepony blog.
pants party!
actually I think what JIm has been reading has actually made me sick to my stomache
348 — Barnes & Barnes?
“Joy of cooking” is a great cook book!
I would just offer the idea of using sugar-free syrup.
Even if not suffering from diabetes the sugar-free stuff is nearly the same as full HFCS crud and is not so hard on the body.
capt, she met him on the set of Mr & Mrs. Smith when he was married to Jen Aniston, he dumped his wife for Angie — so now she’s surprised to see him in a compromising position with another woman? after he got with her through cheating on his wife?
#340…..Corn beef hash (red flannel hash for those in New England) when done right can be rocking….has to have a nice little crust on it…mmmm…mmmm…good
I likes the chorizo & eggs, m’self
i wanna call steph & the mooks, but i have nothing to add…
because Lisa people never think that far.
#351 see that’s where I went wrong ….Joy of Sex and Joy of Cooking always got them confused…….LOL
#352,
I know – I was just trying to be funny.
I fail at that but in failing I crack myself up!
lolololo
Out the hypocrite earmark-inserters President Barack! you go!
i wish RWW Jerry would call i miss him
Another Scott? Joy.
hey caller idiot go get educated on your own time
you tool
Ask Scott what he does for a living.
most people in America are employed by the US Govt
the caller thinks something from govt = Soviet quality
#354…any Sausage product is good…..in all ways…*wink*
Scott (caller), money going to governments for infrastructure will go out as commercial construction contracts.
“Joy of Sex and Joy of Cooking always got them confused”
Okay, here’s the rule – if there is a drawing of a big hairy guy it is a James Beard cook book and if you are using crisco for anything not baked in the oven you are actually cooking in the bedroom!
(now I’m not making any sense to even myself!)
oh the private sector works great if the CEOs aren’t all
freaking crooked bastards
Nebraska Scott is yet another embarrassment to the Scotts of the world!!
ACK! I missed the caller, i hate when work gets in the way of Steph
laura, that’s why i got stephcast!! it’s the best!!! i’m home sick though so i’m here
I think any system of society can work, from complete anarchy through totalitarian communism, if everybody’s invested in MAKING it work. barring that, I choose a middle path, where each party can balance the other.
The RWNJs are frothing at the mouth because in this case, government is the solution.
ex-cetera?
Ya know why it’s so windy here in Kansas? ‘Cause Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks.
shaf, i know. i have many of them in my family…
my dad has been a dittohead since 1988………….
#368 you know Capt I understood the whole thing….god isn’t that scary…….LOL…
LOL … my right wing friend worked for Denver City government … and who spouts the privatization thang
until I mentioned how around here city and town government contract out for work to be done
he then took me to task about how he in the parks department planted flowers etc. and they had to go back and replant flowers that the contractors of the city government had planted incorrectly (like instead of planting in soil, planting in the mulch
what was funny he didn’t seem to make the connection
scooter, 376 LOL
Without passing this bill, the government would run under a continuing resolution. That would budget agencies at last year’s funding levels, which would slow improvements, new staffing and new projects.
scooter – LOL
my uncle in Reading is kind of upset with all the windmills – but KANSAS is the perfect place for them
Lisa- Oh yes, I’m a loyal Stephcast subscriber, i listen to the show again at 3pm
Jim — here’s something more for squeezy … it was obvious that Rachel really likes Megan too.
wtf is this commercial
Here’s the Meghan McCain interview wit Rachel Maddow:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/11/meghan-mccain-rachel-madd_n_174151.html
laura, 384 – i know! all day i look forward to when i pop in “walkin on sunshine” on my way out to the truck!
ok kids I have to go to a meeting have a great weekend everyone and see you next week on the blog!
#375,
One of my pet peeves.
UGH!
The big difference between “private” and government is “private” is most often FOR profit and government is not suppose to be so.
So when it comes to public works there should be no profit. Why should some a**hole make millions providing a public service?
Bye Fran!
Hurry back – we’ll all miss ya until we see you again!
And during the breaks between hours i listen to Ryan Adams, perfect!
(not bryan adams)
capt, yeah they think that without the “profit” there is no motivation in the workers to get the job done? like the worker sees any of that ‘profit’…
Laura, I only know “the hardest part” and i love that song.
okay ebay hates me
#385
Cindy in Boston says:
“…it was obvious that Rachel really likes Megan too.”
———————————————————————
I thought Meghan looked great, and she sounded smarter than most the main Republicans including her idiot father.
three years in prison for throwing shoes at Bush
travesty of justice
Bush belongs in prison not the shoe thrower
rot in hell bush you ruined the world
Cindy – what happened with ebay?
394 — Lisa, go get the Love is Hell alb. It’s so beautiful & haunting. It’s the album he wrote right after 9/11 in NYC. Kind of a reaction to the success of his song “New York New York”, but other things as well.
Carey Steven Thomas having sex with people
while he has AIDS and not telling them
hey pal we gonna hafta make sure you never
have sex with anyone ever again
sorry you brought this on yourself…
Last night on ET the Octo-Mom showed off her new home. She proudly said (paraphrasing) “I paid for it myself. Nobody gave it to me”. She acted like she worked hard for the money that she got for her story.
Actually, this new stimulus bill has TONS of money in it to facilitate the construction of new efficient powerlines that will carry windpower from the High Plains towards population centers. This in turn will encourage the construction of lots of new windfarms.
Here in W. Kansas we already have enough windpower to supply a large percentage of our local needs [only 500,000 people live in the 40,000 sq. miles of W. KS], but to send that power more than a few hundred miles will require a major modernization of the national power grid.
demdame they have 4 games of the title I want … I went to watch one of the four games, came back to watch another one and the other 3 have dissappeared
but I’m NOT paranoid or anything
mark 397 i know…
#397 I heard this morning that he (the shoe-throwing journalist) will appeal the verdict. Good luck to him!
I saw Ryan Adams in concert in Feburary, drove 6 hours to Boston, best show of my life!
Deputy Whip, you say? Bow-chica-bow-bow!
Good mornin’
Whip it good!
demdame of it’s the same with the Duggars (and their 18 children – woman’s been preganant for 21 years) … their house was built with donations, and sponsorships and part of their Discovery contract
#401,
I read somewhere her dad bought it for her?
I wish her and her brood the best in all things but I still think she needs more than just a place – maybe some therapy? (couldn’t hurt)
Hiya, Sarah!
Morning all! Guy Lafleur and Bark Park!
YES I LOVE THIS
They need to arrange a play date with Vitter.
right in time, k to the g!!!!
LOL I thought of the boner too when I heard that story this morning
#402 scooter – Have you seen a big reduction in your electric bill?
412-What a nice, big, toothy grin you have, madduane! And you are truly a proud person of color. Is that blue?
Okay – here is the sequence:
Phone call – hit mute on the SMS show on the computer. Wrestle with heavy accent on the other side – stumble through and complete the call.
Then scramble trying to figure out why there is no sound coming from my computer?
Eventually find I have the mute on!
THey have their new audio craxk
newt.org yep it says just that LOL
421-audio craxk?
Change, changing, going forward, frankly, advancing, forward and frankly changing…
Was THAT a #420 or what?
Does anyone (besides John and Cindy McCain) think McCain could have done a better job so far?
419 It’s green. I have a green smile. I don’t know why. I just do.
No, it’s:
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com
U.N.C.L.E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pork – the new red meat for the dittoheads. Earmarks are from the
y’all
yes, capt. excellent 420 post.
go for it you backward states … your scientists will just come where they are welcome!
“419 It’s green. I have a green smile. I don’t know why. I just do”
Because it is enviromentally sound?
No carbon footprint in that smile?
432-exactly!
jesus christ!!!!! (just looked at http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com)
menstrual humor …
Oh boy! Here comes God agaon!
Oh yes he does Chris
OH GOD
OH GOD
GOD
GOD
DEAR GOD
GO
GOD
OH MY GOD
God has a lot to do with great sex, Chris. The name gets said a lot if the sex is great.
432 — Stem Cell Research becomes the impetus for several of the more toothless inbred states to secede from the union. The US becomes a first world country again, while DumbF***istan becomes the new Azerbijan.
#438 I guess if they showed people actually eating it, it really would be food porn!
Gawd is a piker (based on what we know of her)
423- Audio Crack, typos
she’s having a “Porkgasm” maybe?
“God has a lot to do with great sex, Chris. The name gets said a lot if the sex is great.”
I hear THAT! (seriously I hear that a lot.
I, however, only say: “Who’s your daddy?” and “Say my name Beeyotch!”
Gawd and I have not been on speaking terms for many years!
444-
Now I get it.
Yes, very Russellesque! (Nipsey, that is)
the office of president is a goverment job, also too.
There’s a show on Travel Channel called “Man vs Food” where he eats HUGE (UUUUGE) quantities of food as a challenge. Jim would love it.
#446 I’ve never quite understood the “daddy” related sex comments. Thinking about parents can be quite the mood killer.
Food porn always starts with haut sausage?
(cracking myself up again!)
Why do so many things sound so funny in my head?
#450 Very entertaining show. Once you’ve watched it, anytime someone gets food on their shirt, you can cry out “(person with food on their shirt) versus food. Food wins!”
451, amy – i’m with ya.. never did the “daddy” thing… yikes
between Reading, Admire and Emporia Kansas there is a dam built by the WPA it is quite beautiful around there and that dam is still very sound
452 — it’s the mushrooms.
“Thinking about parents can be quite the mood killer.”
That’s not the “daddy” of which I speak.
Or
Not when I’m slappin that Ass and she is screaming “oh God”
(I assume this isn’t the religious GOD – that too would be a mood killa )
“451, amy – i’m with ya.. never did the “daddy” thing… yikes”
You partner isn’t doing it right . . .
*skates*
452-Food porn is what that is! It all looked disgusting. Everytime I feel the urge to eat crap, I’m going to check out that web site.
when i was married, i never said “oh god” i said my HUSBAND’s name
454- Lisa, you siad your Dad is a Rush fan, maybe that’s why?
“452 — it’s the mushrooms.”
Hey, I resemble that remark!
laura 461 lol
14
My boss was supportive of my call-in, capt. We’re both sorta radio geeks.
Too busy to particpate today, unforunately.
456.
New Deal Art
http://www.wpamurals.com/colorado.htm
my high school has two New Deal/WPA murals
I’m trying to fidn a link to them
459 — whoever is taking those pictures is a HORRIBLE photographer. all of that stuff could look better if whoever was taking those shots tried a little harder.
That said, the chili burger looked deadly, but I wanted it.
#451 I can’t understand the need to talk during sex. Your thought processes should be so overwhelmed that only growls and guttural noises should be uttered (if your doing it right).
Just sayin’!
http://www.wpamurals.com/Pianfett.htm
456=455
“when i was married, i never said “oh god” i said my HUSBAND’s name”
See that works both way for me, my name is Kirk which means church so . . . Same same!
AGAIN if your not screaming for all it’s worth – your partner aint doing it right. No lover of mine can just say my name – they have SCREAM it or I keep trying!
Mood killers for me: guys who like their women to shave their naughty parts; playing the “daddy” card; and slam, bam, thank you, ma’m
I called it (El Kabong) back at #159!
numbers just shifted -1.
RICHARD HAINES
(1906-1984)
Painter, muralist and watercolorist Richard Haines made a name for himself as a major muralist in the WPA.
http://www.sullivangoss.com/richard_haines/
sarah, 471, yeah and even worse: guys who shave themselves – ANYWHERE ICK!!!!
Soemone has some “daddy” issues . . .
*skates*
475-EW
WPA ART
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=WPA+art&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=DCq5SeWpLpjAtgeL-6WdBg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title
476-Skate right back over here, capt! Issues? Who, me?
I shave my face once in a while.
OFW!
sarah, ever touched a guy’s chest who shaves it…
478 — I loved that movie “Cradle Will Rock”.
Capt — ok your’e right – faces don’t count
480-I guess that’s OK.
shāf – that’s you, my husband love it when I talk dirty during sex
#479,
Sounds like more turn offs than turn ons.
Which is all cool but not my bag.
481-And I say again, EW!
#475 “At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.” – Dr. Evil
#480 capt – Smooth as a baby’s behind?
I don’t like manscaping
except for taking care of monobrows and excessive back hair
Hey check out placesishave.com
I think sex has to include a good sense of humor and open minded imagination or it sucks.
*skates*
(I like to think that is why the women in my life laugh when I disrobe!)
#418 Demdame wrote: #402 scooter – Have you seen a big reduction in your electric bill?
Actually no, but the electric cooperative we belong to is already getting about 20% of their power from wind. A new business that refurbishes used windmills from California [like the ones along I-10 w. of Palm Springs by Banning] has started up in our town and a few farmers are putting up these reconditioned towers. We’re looking into it for our own farm.
486-hmmmmmmm
Let me think about turn-ons … OK:
Big hands, big sense of humor, and left-wing politics!
(Notice I didn’t say anything about a big wallet? I was tempted …)
well yew knew this was coming
Steele backs down – again – this time on his pro-choice remarks
yeah, cindy, whenever i hear ProducerChris talk about “manscaping’ i want to call in and tell the men not to listen to him!!! the only things i care about is hairline (especially the neck i hate when it’s not trimmed) and monobrow like you said
I hate, hate, hate my body hair.
sorry got distracted reading bad pickup lines
looking for one to use on Stephanie
maybe something Zap Brannigan might have said
madduane, why? what do you hate abuot it
capt – turn up the heat in your house before you disrobe
My nephews play water polo and are on the swim team.
All clean shaven (all over) and you picky ladies would love to touch them but they would say EW and “you’re too old”
So there!
492-capt, you curl my toes!
#495 So far that Republican strategy of “we’ve got a woman/black guy too!” has been as successful as GWB’s presidency. Keep it up, dummies.
500-
#498 I think with Stephanie, you only need to use the line “I’ve got an untapped box of wine.”
Breaking News…
Bernard Madoff has been ordered to jail after pleading guilty to an epic financial fraud scheme. Applause broke out in the courtroom after the judge’s announcement Thursday.
The judge revoked bail after the financier entered 11 guilty pleas. The judge says the 70-year-old Madoff has the means to flee and an incentive to do so because of his age.
Details:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/12/madoff-arrives-in-court-f_n_174194.html
capt, i assure you i would not want to touch their clean-shaven bodies. THAT is ew
499 – trans. It makes me depressed.
#493 scooter – Please let us know if you try. It’ll be great if you can generate more power than you need and get to sell some back to the power company.
#500,
Um, they laugh even without the shrinkage!
Mostly because in real life I am funny – a real funny guy!
Very animated facial features and expressive eyes!
*makes funny face*
Sarah – you know you are a nerd/geek when . . .
listening to a Noam Chomsky lecture you are turned on
506 – shaf – excellent!
it’s always nice to have a good joke after good sex
or even a bad joke after good sex
That’s right, Stephanie and Congress Critter! No amount of time or prayer will turn those embryos into babies. You gotta have a uterus, and Nadia Suleman’s the only one volunteering hers.
capt it would also help it you removed the Russian cod piece
506 — yay! Did he have to alocute?
506 YES! Maddof in jail
all this sex male-body talk is depressing. the best sex and best body ever is my EX so sex is now nil in my life :’-(
Logic does not compute with rw.
“it’s always nice to have a good joke after good sex
or even a bad joke after good sex”
Oh oh, I usually smoke after sex and joke during the act.
lolololo
You live bloggers are too good to be true today. I’m giggling at my desk. Thank goodness the boss will be in late today!
Umm, this rep doesn’t understand- The RW’ers don’t want people having sex unless they are married hetersexuals intending to procreate…
#515 capt wears a cod? Seems fishy to me!
“capt it would also help it you removed the Russian cod piece”
Um, that’s not codpiece just the pubes – the girls on the blog won’t let me trim!
lololololo
kiddin’
Dake – and in only in missionary position
524 – you’re not a Blackaddar fan
cindy – my favorite position
#522 i think most right wingers don’t want to have sex with their spouse. They believe sex is something dirty you do on the sly with people you wouldn’t normally associate with. Right, Senator Vicker? Congressman Foley?
523 — you mean this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/b/b5/20080909015008!Trout_Mask_Replica.jpg
#525 In my youth, I though the “missionary position” was on your knees and in prayer.
I had a hairless lover once (she going through chemo)
You should never close the door to future possibilities.
It was very THX-1138 but kind cool just the same.
My ex’s also like to shave themselves – which is all cool if they don’t have a case of the stubles!
Producer Chris DON’T click
Time for a Trip: First stop: Hobbiton!
any shaving has stubles. that is why it sucks. i like natural.
Oh, and, of course, only if you can AFFORD to have the children… If you might neet assisstance, well, too bad, better not… But don’t you dare masturbate!
OMG Capt you know about THX- 1138 …
wow, I’m impressed
All earmarks should be posted online and examined by the president and the public. No signing until enough time has passed for comment. Harrumph!
531-On a serious note: being hairless due to chemo is very different from shaving because your partner wants you to look like a little girl.
#536 I thought we’d have 48 hours to see what was in that bill, but no *whomp!*
sarah, absolutely
535 — really geat movie. I think they used some of the same locations in Will Smith’s I, Robot. (chase scenes in the underground roadway)
“In my youth, I though the “missionary position” was on your knees and in prayer.”
When I was a younger man – I thought “missionary position” was what the mormons were doing when they came to the door . . .
*skates*
have you seen the boner’s facebook page? he looks like he’s crying there, too
Sugarhill Gang!
Gotta leave early, meeting! Bye all!
Bye, Laura
the boner crying on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/John-Boehner/7328265549?v=posts&viewas=1083352685
Who’s cooler? Sugarhill Gang or Sugarloaf?
#547
the Sugarcubes
#541 That was more like a “missionary proposition”.
I suddenly have the lyric “We don’t have to take our clothes off, oh no, to have a good time…” in my head.
ok, think this pickup line might work with Stephanie?
“hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
“531-On a serious note: being hairless due to chemo is very different from shaving because your partner wants you to look like a little girl.”
Nothing shaven can make a grown woman look like a little girl (major EW)
However, as one who has munched carpet as well as bare floors – I can say without reservations I enjoy oral sex without the curly floss (if you know what I mean)
I have never asked nor instructed any lover of mine what she needed to do with her body. My ex’s shaved because they liked it – not by any request.
If you have lovers demanding you do anything (shave or otherwise) – you’re with the wrong ones (IMO)
madduane ever seen the cover, center and back art for Alan Parson’s I Robot
I reminded of the album by both movies
Bye, Laura!
537 I always thought guys who wanted their partners to shave
it were really looking for someone prepubescent… creepy
As a teen, I had a copy of True Confessions that featured an ad with a full-page photo of a hairy chest. The ad was targeted to men and promoted a product to get more manly. Then, Burt Reynolds Cosmo photo came out. I was in hairy chest heaven.
My first hubby had almost no chest hair. That marriage didn’t last. Current hubby has a great amount of chest hair. Thirty years later, we’re still together. Not saying there’s a correlation, but……
Grampy sounds like he’s got a load in his Depends
“That was more like a “missionary proposition”.”
lolololo
Do THEY know that?
You very funny man!
550 – Mark — LMAO
Capt — i think we hit a hot-button with you!
we were not saying men are demanding things of us — just the general ickiness that men desire a pre-pubescent pussy!
Dem and K to the G – LOL
“It seems that God really does love Markos, judging by the interview Michael “Dead Man Walking” Steele” did with GQ:”
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/3/11/213050/869/408/707434
LMAO @ Steph and the Brit Hume button!!!!!
551-carpet vs bare floor. Damn it. I’m laughing again. I can’t stay serious with you, capt!
demdame “My first hubby had almost no chest hair. That marriage didn’t last. Current hubby has a great amount of chest hair.” … geez SAME here, except we are at 21 years this year
Demdame,
I wear a hair shirt when I have no shirt!
Can’t sprout much on my head but my chest and torso is right up your alley!
Geeze, Hannity is a full-on moron!
“Hey Honey, does the bath mat match the curtains? Oh! Tile is always a good look too”
He’s a de-fatso leader alright
grassroot activists …yeah right if by grassroots you mean corporations
man you guys have me thinking about ~his~ chest WAHHHHH
Seriously!
lolololo
I feel better if I can make others laugh as much as I do~!
(I have to have a sense of humor to live in my head)
Dennis Murphy is a creep.
Dennis Miller calling someone else “empty-headed…”
pot, meet kettle.
I mean Dennis Miller. Sheesh
Bye emooks!Thanks for the laffs!
pashmina?!! um he does know thata real pashmina shawl is over $5,000
I know I held one in Pakistan
humor is essential
thank you all for making my laugh
Great show and blog! See y’alls tomoree!
ok outta here bye all
See ya tomorrow ya bastids!
Another great morning everybody. Thanks so much for the hot topics. See you bright and early tomorrow!
So much fun! It was nice hanging out w/ you emooks today. I may allow myself a once-a-week visit in future.
Buh Bye, Bloggoes!
“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
~ Marcel Proust (1871 – 1922)
You are all my charming gardeners!
*group hug*
Ciao for now and we’ll see you all here tomorrow!
Have a great day
Bye, All
you all have a great afternoon look forward to seeing you tomorrow
I love this:
“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
~ Marcel Proust (1871 – 1922)
OMG!!! Scott from Mass, was just on Big Eddie, it’s the same guy!
what happened to your phx radio station KNUV 1190 AM>>>….???
steph; i can’t get your show and i’m broken hearted..
no randi either..
without u or randi i’m wondering aimlessly with
no guidance or direction…help i need u,,,,
i hope ur working on this problem..
i hope i can hold out till u get back on the air.
i’m sinking desperately w/out u..
i’ve come to rely on u so please help….