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LiveBlog for Thursday, March 5, 2009

Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D-CA) calls in at 6:30am Pacific to talk about President Obama’s mortgage plan, the budget, and Obama’s high approval ratings.

Rep. Tim Bishop (D-NY) calls in at 7:06am Pacific to talk about the omnibus spending bill and earmarks.

Karl Frisch with Media Matters for America calls in at 8:06am Pacific to talk about their monitoring of Rush Limbaugh and his diatribes of hate.

• Two Senate Dems, Sen. Russ Feingold of Wisconsin and Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, urged President Obama yesterday to veto a $410 billion spending bill and said they are going to vote against it, criticizing it for its cost and for including too many personal pet projects.

The Obama administration’s foreclosure prevention program was launched yesterday. It calls for companies to help as many as 4 million struggling borrowers by modifying loans so housing payments are no more than 31% of monthly gross income, and it will allow some to refinance into lower-cost loans even if they have little or no equity.

Former White House political adviser Karl Rove and counsel Harriet Miers have agreed to face questions from Congress about allegations of improper political influence in the Justice Department. Both will give depositions to investigators from the committee, and claims of privilege will be “significantly limited.”

Former first lady Barbara Bush underwent heart surgery yesterday in Texas. She is said to be “fine” and “awake” today.

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411 Responses to “LiveBlog for Thursday, March 5, 2009”

  1. capt says:

    Good morning Mama, Mooks and mookettes and all the live bloggers!

    It’s Thursday – donuts, muffins AND fresh baked bread!

  2. shāf says:

    Good morning capt, the rest of the Live Blog gang and Team Steph!

    Mmmm, I can smell the baked goods!

    It’ll be interesting whether President Obama signs the Omnibus Spending bill (his staff have already characterized it as “old business” started in the last session on Congress). Or, will he veto it on principle as a way to show fiscal discipline. Personally, I’d like to see him veto. It would be another indication that the adults are in charge (unlike the free-spending, ear-marking Repubs of the past eight years).

  3. capt says:

    I would like to see a veto – I’d also like to see us out of Afghanistan.

    Like the old saying . . .

    “Wish in one hand – poop in the other – see which one fills first”

    The budget only runs to Sept.? (I think)

    So it is a Bush thing – either way.

    The Asian markets were doing well again – a good sign so far. (markets-wise)

  4. capt says:

    An interesting bit from down-under:

    Obama wore bulletproof suit at inauguration: report

    [...]

    Employees are dedicated and committed to the product, so much so that everyone who works for Miguel Caballero is required to try on a vest, and be shot by Mr Caballero. And you thought your job interview was tough.

    It is also common for the rich and powerful to put their brave and boldest bodyguards in the line of fire to ensure that purchased garments meet their own particular standards of quality.

  5. capt says:

    A “do not miss”

    March 4, 2009: CNBC Gives Financial Advice

    “The Daily Show” broadcast of March 4, Jon Stewart eviscerated another cable station, CNBC, as a shill for Wall Street, hyping a failing system to the detriment of its viewer/investors. What Stewart uncovered (as he so often does) is that the so-called mainstream news doesn’t really generally cover news or investigate: it is a cheerleader for the oligarchy, cheerily misleading the average American into an economic ambush.

    (via Buzzflash)

    (starts with a little ad but . . .)

  6. shāf says:

    #5 Jon Stewart is indeed a truth-teller. He and the rest of the Daily Show crew deserve the awards they receive.

  7. Carol in Central Mass says:

    oh, dear. Good morning! Love that Jon Stewart! Hi capt. Thanks for the donut.

    Hi shaf!

    I heard on my local radio news early this morning that NINE million people will be helped by the foreclosure prevention program. (Chris quotes four million above).

    The regulations need to be very tight.

    GObama!

  8. Carol in Central Mass says:

    Barbara Bush has a heart?

  9. capt says:

    Barbara Bush has a heart?

    I think they gave her one in some kinda operation.

    (kiddin) everyone knows she is heartless!

  10. gabby hussein hayes says:

    earthworms have like eleven hearts. I wonder which one kicked up for bar.

  11. gabby hussein hayes says:

    quakers wear those long coats to cover their tails, and they always wear a hat or long hair to cover their horns.

  12. gabby hussein hayes says:

    I’ve been told that I’ll be laid off in July. This morning my wife had to leave early because they’re having an early meeting where she works. Today could be interesting.

  13. Carol in Central Mass says:

    Sometimes people change after open heart surgury.
    My dad got considerable nicer.
    I used to say, took a surgeon to open his heart.

    Good luck to Babs. May be find a new life, cuz she’s gone heartless for too long.

  14. gabby hussein hayes says:

    the brain is intensely dependent on blood flow. If you’re anemic or your carotid arteries are blocked with plaque, you will behave differently–you’ll be forgetful most of all. You won’t be able to follow lines of logic. You will have the sense that people are intentionally fooling you or cheating you. If it goes on long enough, you begin to lose brain cells and it’s an avalanche after that. People mistake it for dementia and alzheimer’s.

  15. gabby hussein hayes says:

    I know this because for months I was walking around with virtually no hemoglobin, trying to do a high-tech, creative job surrounded with coworkers who were 20 years younger than I was and at least 10 or 20 IQ points ahead of me even in the best of times.

  16. capt says:

    I would never wish ill health on anyone.

    I hope Babs lives to see her pwesidential son stand in the dock and answer for his crimes.

    :wink:

  17. gabby hussein hayes says:

    oh capt my capt– couldn’t ‘ave said it better me own damn self.

  18. capt says:

    #14,

    That – and – pump-head from bypass machines. A well known condition although not well documented or explained.

    Personality changes are just one of the effects.

  19. Carol in Central Mass says:

    I feel so bad for the lost football players (off the coast of Florida)and their families.

    I’ve been on a little boat in that location when a sudden storm came up. Very scarey.

  20. Good morning, Glories!

    Yes, I LOVED that Daily Show yesterday.. Jon Stewart played all these video bites from Fox, CNBC, MSNBC, etc. showing just how wrong all these financial programs and big guns have been. And their hypocrisy and stoogery..

  21. gabby hussein hayes says:

    “Well see a bad jobs report tomorrow.” Economy might bottom out in may or june–if we’re lucky.

  22. gabby hussein hayes says:

    is pump head permanent? I thought it was a syndrome that faded over time.

  23. It’s my last day of work for… (?)

    Hopefully not that long. I’ve already had several bites from monster et al

  24. Morning, Stephophiles.

    While you wait for the show, check out the video of new my 18th century reproduction bagpipe chanter being played by its maker, EJ Jones, along with a 100 year old set of drones.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp9dZbqsv84

    He should be shipping it back to me in a week or so with all the pewter decorations finished. I’m so excited!

    Enjoy!

  25. gabby hussein hayes says:

    * Cognitive impairment does indeed occur after bypass surgery. This study should move the existence of this phenomenon from the realm of locker room speculation to the realm of fact.
    * The incidence of cognitive impairment was greater than most doctors would have predicted. In this study, 42% of patients had at least a 20% drop in test scores after surgery.
    * The impairment was not temporary, as many doctors have claimed (or at least hoped).

    The decrease in cognitive capacity persisted for 5 years.

  26. #5, the daily show clips were effin’ brilliant.

  27. capt says:

    is pump head permanent? I thought it was a syndrome that faded over time.

    Doctors had hoped it was a temporary condition. Since 2003 several studies (Duke and ?) show the effects seem to linger for 5 or more years. The effects are too subtle for the study to be conclusive.

    I haven’t seen anything new on the subject in the last couple of years. The last thing I read was about slowly rewarming after surgery – a cost that most hospitals and doctors avoid (UGH!)

  28. And I thought “pump head” was a fellatio technique

    *SKATES*

  29. capt says:

    #28!

    lololololo

    I’m thinking you are onto something!

    :lol:

  30. #29, well, we did say Bubba was one when he behaved badly during primary season…

  31. capt says:

    Yup, I think Bill does show the effects. He was not on top of his game, not the way he was years ago when he was a candidate.

    Better to be alive and “pumped” than the alternative.

  32. scooter says:

    Thanks for the CNBC video link, Capt. I’ve written lots of e-mails to that channel. They are SO in the tank for any lame Repug idea and are already blaming all the troubles of the world on the six-week-old Obama administration. What it is about having a little bit of money that turns so many people into RW jerks?

  33. Carol in Central Mass says:

    gabby, hope your wife has good news this morning.
    and Inadequate, I’m rooting for you, too.

  34. capt says:

    Russ Feingold – still FINE and still GOLD!

    He is one of the good guys – reminds me of Wellstone in some ways.

  35. capt says:

    Oh my my my

    It’s SHOWTIME you bastids!

    Places – ready – start the countdown!

  36. demdame says:

    Good morning from Maryland (waving in all directions).

    Saw The Daily Show last night. Jon and co. ripped CNBC a new one and deservedly so. Watch the whole show if you can. The guest (forgot his name) was great in his discussion of those CNBC gasbags.

  37. demdame says:

    Rove and Meyers should have their testimony televised live on CSPAN, not in private. Grrrrr.

  38. #32, not just a little money: unearned money.

  39. gabby hussein hayes says:

    33: thank you, carol. I’m certainly doing a lot more praying these days. Nostradamus and the Bible Code seem to agree with the Mayan prediction of 2012 as the “end of time”–but one Bible Code commentator pointed out that the end of days could simply mean the end of an old regime–possibly a change of priorities and a new world order in which wealth and oil are no longer the gods, and in which children, the poor, the elderly, and the downtrodden will be lifted up and given what they need to have a better life. If my wife and I are both out of work, we will turn our attention to that. This could be the dawning of the age of aquarius.

  40. gabby hussein hayes says:

    overture, dress up right

  41. gabby hussein hayes says:

    sanchez for senate

  42. capt says:

    Our local 1350am is NOT running Mama and the SMS show?

    WTF?

  43. Carol in Central Mass says:

    #40, gabby, It’s a new day.

  44. capt says:

    Barack and roll

  45. Skyhawk says:

    Morning Mookies!

  46. demdame says:

    Evidently Rush has challenged Barack to a debate. What ego! Bill Press just said he’d debate Rush, and rent the hall and band. He’s done the equivalent of slapping Limpbaugh with his glove.

  47. Skyhawk says:

    It’s Rush’s world and the rethugs are wallowing in it.

  48. capt says:

    Campbell Brown challenged Rush to a debate DURING the presidential campaign. He didn’t accept.

  49. capt says:

    Republimbaughs!

    They own it!

  50. Skyhawk says:

    Sasha could bash Rush in a debate.

  51. I’m increasingly convinced we need to do away with capitalism.

    Not markets, not business. But capitalism: that system of economics where the rich front money to start a publicly owned business enterprise with the promise of partial ownership and a share of the profits. Most small businesses aren’t capitalist; they start with loans, rather than a stock offering. Privately-owned concerns aren’t capitalist.

    The only reason for public stock offerings, and the only reason for public stock, is to get a business up and running. Since companies don’t reliably pay dividends to stockholders, there’s enormous pressure on them to boost stock price, since that (rather than dividends) has become how stockholders get their money back. This is corrupting and leans toward short-sightedness.

    But what to do about it? IMO, public companies should be required, after a period of time, to buy back their stock and become ESOPs. Let the people with the real stake in the company – the employees – be required to eventually become the owners.

    Private concerns would remain private concerns – this is only for public companies.

    What would we call this system where workers eventually do own the means of production, but through mandatory investor buy-out?

  52. gotta love Karma

    I was driving home from taking son to school and got stuck behind a trash truck on a wicked curve on our main street (which is dangerous on good days forget now when the street has been narrowed due to snow). There was a double yellow line so I couldn’t go around.

    However, the driver of the Saab behind me decided he needed to go so he started around us. Once on the opposite side of the road the saab’s left front axel broke (ha!).

    ROTFLOL!

  53. capt says:

    Some stuff is just funny and stays funny!

    (that’s the good stuff, eh?)

  54. capt says:

    #54,

    Saab makes a Karma-ghia?

    (kiddin) Serves ‘em right!

    :lol:

  55. Heidi Klum doesnt do anything for me. Dunno why.

  56. Morning all!

    So Babs Bush had heart surgery? Who knew she had a heart?

  57. capt says:

    Heidi Klum doesnt do anything for me. Dunno why.

    You have to invite her over or ask her out?

    :lol:

  58. MidWestRuth says:

    My apology to Rush: Sorry you now have a target on your back, Rush, but you put some HIGH EGO people in an uncomfortable place, and they…will…get you. Remember : they and their money made a cretin bigot like you a success and they can…and will…take it away.

  59. Well, Babs was underendowed with a heart anyway, so this surgery is working out well for her.

  60. (Cindy, Cindy – CNBC was already a steaming pile of goo..)

    Good morning, bloggerists. I’m wishing you all well, but particularly good health!

  61. capt says:

    Octo-mom lost/misplaced one of her first 6?

    I hope CPS has a sharp eye on her.

    Sad for those kids :(

  62. MidWestRuth: you’re not doing it right (apologizing to Rush).. You need to GROVEL. ;->

  63. Ivan THAT’s the title of the dailykos dairy

  64. capt says:

    911 tape: Octuplet mom frantic in search for son

    WHITTIER, Calif. (AP) — Octuplet mother Nadya Suleman became unhinged with fear last year when she thought she had lost one of her children, repeatedly telling an emergency dispatcher, “Oh God, I’m going to kill myself,” according to a recording of her 911 call released Wednesday by police.

    Suleman made the call Oct. 27 after her 5-year-old son went missing from the front yard, only to find him a few minutes later after he returned from a walk.

    Suleman’s repeated threats of suicide prompted a chiding from the dispatcher, who could hear children’s voices in the background.

    “Don’t say that in front of your other child, OK?” the dispatcher tells Suleman. “Keep yourself under control for your other child; he doesn’t need to hear that.”

    ******

    Those poor kids

  65. Operation Commando Eagle! It’s an eagle without underpants!

  66. The less I hear about Octopussy, the better

    In fact, if she and her brood vanished into a rift in the space-time continuum, I would be far happier

  67. okay this is pissing me off .. I can’t get any sound out of hulu this morning

  68. demdame says:

    After seeing Rush’s CPAC act, I thought of Fatty Arbuckle. I believe he was once the highest paid actor in Hollywood. His excesses brought him down in an infamous manner. I wouldn’t be surprised if Limpbaugh also met a similar fate.

  69. oh you people shuddup .. it’s cold here in MA

  70. capt says:

    Our local AM1350 was running some guy – then went to commercial – then said “Now we return to Stephanie Miller” – only to be followed by dead air.

    There must be problems in radio land this morning.

    That or the oilgarchy is having trouble conditioning the message on progressive stations? (tin foil hat time?)

  71. It’s actually not bad in DC. It’s a lot warmer than 2-3 days ago, and it’ll be in the 70s later in the week.

    Hope it doesn’t get too warm, I’ve got a parade in full dress on Saturday.

  72. capt says:

    Suppose to be 72 here today. Only goes down to 50′s at night.

    Now the clear desert air at night has been a light show of stars but winter is over for the ABQ.

  73. I’ve been Rick-rolling my co-worker all week. And she keeps falling for it. She went for the iPod trick twice in the same day.

    “Hey, check out this new song I found…”

    LOL

  74. capt says:

    #76,

    That’s MISTER Frank Lee?

  75. you guys are CRUEL!

    :-)

  76. Rocky Mountain High, Colorado says:

    #72 reminds me of the song on Family Guy:

    “Fatty’s in a little jam, dead girl, dead girl”

  77. shāf says:

    Good Morning! I’m back from a required meeting. #$%!@ work! (Oh, I forgot, it’s No Cussing Week)

  78. capt says:

    #75,

    Stream of thought:

    Maybe time for a mini-kilt – which made me wonder would a bag-pipe mini band be too high pitched for humans? (only dogs can hear it?)

    (JK)

  79. demdame says:

    #77 capt – I’m so envious. I’m not a cold-loving creature. Plus, I absolutely love the scenery, light and dry air in New Mexico. And the art scene. And the architecture. I’m hoping when my better half retires that we can make our way back there on an extended trip.

  80. #82

    no cussing week is only for goody goodies.

    :twisted:

  81. ASK her to recalc the real the budgets from Bush that include these costs … so our talking heads have the numbers

  82. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Good morning guys! and gals! of the LiveBlog!

    #72 dendame, I couldn’t agree more. Remember Obama’s a poker player; I can’t help but think he’s trying to draw Rush out of the shadows into the limelight where his lame ideas will alienate moderate Republicans.

    Andy Borowitz nailed it when he took Rush’s statement that he wants Obama to fail to its logical conclusion–funny:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/limbaugh-rooting-for-plan_b_171997.html

  83. Skyhawk says:

    #82 – No cussing week was this week?! &%*($) it I forgot.

  84. capt says:

    #83,

    Farging Ice holes! (meeting peoples)

    Hurry back!

  85. thank you Jim …. temp inversions in Denver let the air GREEN some days growing up

  86. Rocky Mountain High, Colorado says:

    We exported our smog and slavery to China. We get the cheap products and they breathe our waste.

  87. some days while I was growing up (should read)

  88. capt says:

    #84,

    You have to let me know when – we can do a dinner or something?

  89. “No Cussing Week”

    = George Carlin’s shaking his head, rolling in his grave, swearing.

  90. capt says:

    Sanchez for congresswoman!!

    Wait – she already is!

    WOO HOO!

    I like her POV

  91. shāf says:

    Smog angels!

  92. capt says:

    I have family in Denver. I remember them calling smog “Smaze” (back in the 70′s) because the Mile High City couldn’t have real smog like LA.

    It still sounds funny to me.

  93. capt says:

    #99,

    Now THAT’S corny!

    :lol:

  94. shāf says:

    Bump music = ProducerChris’ new iPhone

  95. capt says:

    Good and polite caller – nobody is falling for Mama’s schtick!

    lolololo

  96. capt says:

    Rush is running for President?

    Oh my – delusional is as delusional does, eh?

  97. demdame says:

    #94 capt – If layoffs happen next month, hubby will be anxiously looking for freelance work. Elderly puppies also make travel difficult. If we’re able to make the trip this year, it would be great if we could meet with you for dinner.

  98. shāf says:

    Ha! Rush was the morning DJ on W.O.L.D.

  99. capt says:

    Cochlear implant on Rush – you can see it in current pictures.

  100. Rush has 5 houses in one place…must make it easier to hide his drugs..

  101. How does ProducerChris know about the Dominican Republic sex trade??? Inquiring minds want to know!

  102. Flush Dimbulb, scum baggio deluxe.
    Rush is a junkie who thinks all other
    junkies should be persecuted, but not
    him. The Criminalization of Addiction is
    WRONG, and that bloated filth won’t say
    it.

    Every time Rush Limbaugh says ‘liberal’
    it sounds exactly like a cock sucker
    swallowing. Not that there is anything
    wrong with cock suckers. OK, I admit,
    I ripped that off from Ernie Hemmingway.

  103. Rush is a pioneer in HD radio. He’s high and deaf.

    ba dum bum!

  104. I just called Limbaugh a “preening overbearing narcissistic pop-off who has self delusions of godhood,” Read it!

  105. #83, a mini-bagpipe?

    You asked for it: the binou-kozh: http://www.hotpipes.com/pipe0010.html

    Looking for a sound file.

  106. Drive by – Gooood morning all!!!

    I’m sorry I called you a fat f**k, Rush. I meant to call you a REALLY fat f**k.

    I’d wish that you DIAF, but the grease fire that would result would consume Florida.

    Gots reports to write, maybe here for lunch, SPARTA ON!!!

  107. capt says:

    Not that there is anything wrong with cock suckers

    I had a pal who I would call a CSer – he would always say: “Suck one cock and you’re labeled for life!”

    lolololo

  108. #113 nicely put, but the Washington Post wants
    me to register and log in to read the whole thing…

  109. Ah, here we go capt, RealMedia files of the mini-bagpipe from Brittany, played with the Bombarde (aka the oboe with nothing left to lose).

    http://baron-anneix.ifrance.com/baron-anneix/ecouter.htm

  110. I just called Limbaugh a “preening overbearing narcissistic pop-off who has self delusions of godhood,”

    REad it!

    look for username gwojtowy!

  111. capt says:

    #114,

    The tiny chanter reed looks harmless. It isn’t

    *runs screaming!*

    Attack of the tiny chanter! RUN!

    (jk)

  112. #117 capt as always nice to hear from you
    hate when that happens
    btw gay people either gender or trans gender
    are good people. As my buddy says, a gay guy
    would never steal your last beer…

  113. Hold me closer, tiny chanter…
    Count the head lice on the hiiiiiiiighwaaaaaaaay

  114. demdame says:

    #110 shaf – OMD! No wonder he has no concept of reality. Rush lives in his own Neverland.

  115. #120 I wanna read it, search won’t turn up “gwojtowy”
    please advise

  116. capt says:

    #122,

    This was one of my straight pals! Seriously.

    He was fairly open minded (he spend a few years in prison)

    He used to say “I know sucking a dick is gay but what about just rolling it around in the mouth a little bit?”

    I used to roar with laughter – he was killed in an auto accident in 1989 (still miss his sense of humor)

    *high fives*

  117. capt says:

    Hold me closer, tiny chanter…
    Count the head lice on the hiiiiiiiighwaaaaaaaay

    ZOMG – that hit my funny bone – snarfed coffee!

    Better than “hold me closer Tony Danza”

    lolololololo

  118. #127 my fave was back when Billy Clinton put
    the don’t ask don’t tell thing in place. The
    troopies were asking about the policy. They
    wanted to know “is it gay if you’re sucking
    a he-she’s dick?”
    Ya gotta love the troopies. Always trying to make
    sure they understand the policy. Too bad they had
    to go off to a f@#King illegal, worthless, immoral,
    evil, unnecessary WAR for Halliburton & Exxon
    profits… so glad I got out in time.

  119. #121, Oh, laugh now. Trust me, this thing is so high-pitched it’ll make you bleed out of your eyeballs.

  120. demdame says:

    #126 – Definitely, intentionally OMD (Oh My Dog). Not dyslexia, humanism-ism/canineism-ism.

  121. awwright, I’m going to go dig out my
    chanter and see if the reed is dried
    out or if I can start practicing agin.
    Gotta love a chanter. A sheep stomach
    and a sheep thigh bone: a real instrument.
    Git yer sling out too, a poor man’s .38 –
    take that wolf’s eye out at 100 yards if
    yer good at it

  122. MidWestRuth says:

    so here’s my ARRA question — is there anything in that Medical Info project that demands that the techies employed be US citizens — or can they outsource that whole thing to India? Where’s WashTech when you need them?

  123. adamoh says:

    Not only do we have “the boner” here in southwest Ohio, we also have clowns like this:

    http://www.middletownjournal.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2009/03/03/pjw030509libtrustees.html

    How do we change the attitudes of the people in this area???
    I so want to like where I live… help!!!

  124. #130 oh yeah I forgot. The troopies
    asked “is it gay if you are sucking
    a he-she’s dick?” but the second part
    was “what about if you’re playing with
    their tits while you do it”?

    you can see why they felt they needed
    clarification.

  125. #127 – I have a friend who says “It’s not gay if there’s no kissing involved”! LOL

  126. demdame says:

    #128 BrianMonster – just checked that wiki link to OMD. Never heard of them. Loved that one of their members had been with a band named Dalek I Love You. Dr. Who references make me tingle.

  127. #136

    tell people you like that your town’s great and to move to your area,
    at the same time spread the rumor there’s a more conservative-friendly area someplace else, say, one state over.

    :lol:

  128. capt says:

    “is it gay if you are sucking
    a he-she’s dick?” but the second part
    was “what about if you’re playing with
    their tits while you do it”?

    I think it all depends on whether one is wearing a uniform or a strap-on?

    *skates*

  129. #133: Were bee yer ghillie soot? The snipe bee comin’ aboot, and it’s a lang tyme we bee waitin’ far thim!

  130. Cuz steph, the mooks and liberals live in reality
    and Rush have the cult Rushspeak .. that no one but dittoheads understand

  131. Skyhawk says:

    Michael “Grovel Baby Grovel” Steele suggests a 12-step program for GOP:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/04/steele-we-need-to-put-gop_n_172030.html

    Here’s mine:
    Step 1 – Dump Rush
    Step 2 – Dump Norm Coleman
    Step 3 – Dump John Boehner
    Step 4 – Dump Karl Rove
    Step 5 – Dump Mitch McConnell
    Step 6 – Dump disgruntled neo-nazis
    Step 7 – Dump disgruntled klansmen
    Step 8 – Dump fembots
    Step 9 – Accept mormons
    Step 10 – Accept muslims
    Step 11 – Accept poor people
    Step 12 – Actually read books!

  132. capt says:

    Dr. Who references make me tingle.

    Dr. Who? Dr. Who who is the dorctor who is Who.

    (tingley enough?)

    :lol:

  133. #139

    you sure you haven’t heard this song?

    If You Leave –OMD:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJfKyHR5-1M

  134. really… um, ewww

  135. shāf says:

    #136 Definitely cutting their noses to spite their faces.

    I don’t have a good answer convince the locals in southwestern OH that the Boehner and the Schmidt-head are not working in their best interests. I guess all we can do is to talk up the good work of the Dems in the Statehouse, Sen. Brown and other Dem Reps in the House.

  136. Dan The Man says:

    Swirly music!

  137. demdame says:

    #146 – Now I remember them. Thanks for the link.

  138. #148 – I don’t know what you can do to convince that part of Ohio, they’ve always been crazy Repubs down there.

  139. shāf says:

    Another Apple bump!

  140. #142 lololololol
    where’s my ghillie suite and ‘specially my flask

  141. shāf says:

    #153 See, I knew it!

  142. ProducerChris needs an app for his iPhone that lets him control Mama’s box.

  143. #142 lololololol
    where’s my ghillie suite and ‘specially my flask?

  144. The line-item veto was ruled unconstitutional.

  145. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! my 24.5 daughter is having a “I’m not lovable because my former boyfriend is falling in love with a friend of mine and I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back.”

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  146. no scott again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  147. caller is SOOOOO right, spinach growers are socialist.

    :roll:

  148. #142 lololololol
    where’s my ghillie suite and ‘specially my flask?

    Oh No NOT SCOTT! freakazoid nazi moron

    at least he’s funny. kinda. a funny nazi.

  149. shāf says:

    It’s Scott from MA again *yawn*

  150. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Oh, dear. The caller is whigging out on us! 8-O

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dylan-loewe/whigs-its-time-for-a-come_b_172059.html

  151. #142 lololololol
    where’s my ghillie suite and ‘specially my flask?
    left em in me other sporran

    Oh No NOT SCOTT! freakazoid nazi moron

    at least he’s funny. kinda. a funny nazi.

  152. MidWestRuth says:

    oh wow, Cindy — I have a 23.5 daughter, same condition !!!

  153. Caller, the Roman Empire failed in the west because the rich owned most of the land, and were exempted from Imperial taxation. Kinda like your right-wing policies should suggest.

  154. Skyhawk says:

    Chris should play “Insane in the Membrane” loops when right wingers call.

  155. lol .. yeah go to Germany .. those women won’t put up with your bullshit either

  156. #s 162, 165

    “Springtime For Hitler” w/ *jazz hands*

    :lol:

  157. “Don’t spray in eyes”

  158. capt says:

    Seems like RWNJ callers get their history lessons from graphic novels. (and RWNJ radio)

    UGH!

  159. sorry fer the duplicate posts, me browser was
    acting up
    “jazz hands” lololololol

  160. MidWestRuth – lol .. she hung up on me because while I was trying to get her to calm down and actually feel good for them and find some good things for her to feel good about for herself I wasn’t giving her the kind of comfort she wanted.

    But what she’s doesn’t understand is that I have never felt that anyone has any right to feel jealous once you let the person go. To wit people asked me if it bothered me to think of my ex-husband in bed with other women .. I said “NO, he’s my EX!”

  161. Ederlore says:

    I’m as tired of Scott as I am of Rush..I know Steph loves to “play him like a cat toy” but enough is enough.

    LOL he wants to go to Germany where they have their version of socialized medicine. Poor Scott. He’s seeking the Germany of 1933. Who knows, he may slip through a time warp. Oh the ecstasy mein Fuhrer, to at last worship at your feet! Where’s my uniform and boots? Where’s the concentration camps?

  162. #170 Inadequate Blackmail aka Sexual Jihadist

    lol

  163. demdame says:

    #159 and 160 – We’re living in the land of Ahhhhhhhhh’s.

  164. brb – kid who felt sick this morning now feels well enough to go to school … against my better judgment

  165. back to my Turducken 2009 recipe:
    Flush stuffed into Hannity stuffed into O’Reilly
    stuffed into a wood chipper

  166. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Rush doing the Funky Chicken at CPAC really weirded me out.

  167. #173

    that would explain Joe the Plumber’s dumb@ss remark: “Back in the day, really, when people would talk about our military in a poor way, somebody would shoot ‘em.”

  168. demdame says:

    The Daily Show played Rush jumping up and down, interspersed with scenes from Japanese films of earthquakes.

  169. capt says:

    I have never felt that anyone has any right to feel jealous once you let the person go

    And yet, jealousy can rear its hideous head without permission.

    Getting over a lost love can take a lifetime (maybe longer)

    It is recovery – like rehab – it is a process.

    Time doesn’t heal everything – it just makes stuff look smaller in the rearview mirror.

  170. Scott might get an apartment next door to a nice Turkish family.

  171. Littul Scotty can’t be for real. He’s way too
    much of a cliche tool. Prolly Jim doing a voice
    again. Whadaya think? show of hands!

  172. Skyhawk says:

    Repealing the Telecommunications Act would wipe Rush out once and for all.

  173. shāf says:

    #176 BTW, why is it that an overwhelming number of sci-fi stories that involve time travel end up in Nazi Germnany? Just askin’.

  174. No rush you’re more fun as a cat toy .. wiping you out would kill that

  175. shāf says:

    #187 Please, let it be!

  176. capt says:

    You peeps are CRACKIN ME UP!

    Especially “scenes from Japanese films of earthquakes

    GREAT visual!

    :wink:

  177. #188, I’d love to see a Sci-Fi did that, and they kept running into other time travelers from other shows, like dozens of them, literally tripping over each other.

  178. MidWestRuth says:

    #175 I finally had to set a 2AM limit on mom-makes-it-better talks because I was too bleary-eyed at work. My “you have great worth and are not defined by who loves you, or hates you or ignores you or bores you” fell on deaf ears.

  179. capt – I know I hear it from my sons and their former girl friends all the time .. I’m just not wired that way

  180. Joe the Plumber — ah ha! [in best Nelson Muntz voice]

    not named Joe, not a Plumber, not an independent,
    but always a smelly tool. Back to oblivion Joey,
    you putz.

  181. demdame says:

    #188 – Isn’t it due to a intense desire to right a terrible wrong?

  182. MidWestRuth – lol

  183. "Lovin' you more than Air" in South Dakota says:

    Hi, Mookskateers.

    Did Momma have fun with “Scott, The Cat-Toy”? I thought I heard him make an appearance this morning.

  184. Skyhawk says:

    188 – I think because there was a leap in technology during that period, and if the Nazi made the bomb first it could’ve altered the war’s turnout.

  185. shāf says:

    #189 The only problem is, for everyone of us who see Rush as a “cat toy” there’s at least a dozen Dittoheads who think he is an oracle.

  186. I.DON’T.WANT.TO.LEAVE

    argggghhh

    go read this while I’m away
    Help Fight The Religious Right…TODAY
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/3/4/101151/8087

  187. capt says:

    “you have great worth and are not defined by who loves you, or hates you or ignores you or bores you” fell on deaf ears.

    It might seem like deaf ears but maybe you planted a seed that will sprout and grow into a new understanding of the human condition.
    I think you gave very wise advise.

  188. Skyhawk says:

    Where’s rw Donnie? Is he giving Scott his sponge bath?

  189. capt says:

    What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?

    ~ Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 – 1900)

  190. shāf says:

    Speaking of Nazis, a friend of mine says that Glenn Beck is comparing the Democrats to Nazis and Obama to Hitler. Glen Beck must be a super-hero, he definitely has the power to stupefy!

  191. Nice to see Steph ud to date on her cultural references. Next up, Rodnay Allan Rippy.

  192. capt says:

    #200,

    ‘cept they spell oracle “Orakal”!

    lololo

  193. Nazis are used as bad guys in movies where they don’t want to have antagonists with any sort of gray area. Nazis are evil and that’s that. It’s kind of a moviemaker shorthand that’s grown rather tired and cliche.

  194. Chris, most swords-and-elves books and movies suck because they’re cheap-ass copies of LotR.

    LotR the movies aren’t perfect (whenever Peter Jackson injected himself into it, it shows), but comparing LotR to a run-of-the-mill swords-and-elves story is like comparing The Godfather to a run-of-the-mill bad mob movie.

  195. 204 – another little know Nietzsche quote:

    What is love?

    Baby, don’t hurt me

    Don’t hurt me

    No more.

  196. Skyhawk says:

    205 – Has Glenn-boy looked at the current supreme court? They practically gave cops the authority for no-search warrants.

  197. #208, it also doesn’t jurt that for 60 years, Hollywood studios have had gigantic stockpiles of WWII surplus for props.

  198. shāf says:

    #210 Must. Stop. Head. Bobbing!

  199. demdame says:

    #207 capt – Stargate ref! There you go tingling me again.

  200. #203 rw Donnie spongebathes littul Scotty lolololololol!

    ad runs on SMS, dim wit mom wants to know if jr is doing
    dope. “mexican speedballs blah blah”

    real nice, mom, yer too god damned stupid to see that jr
    used to have a right against unlawful search and seizure
    under the Constitution, but that went out the window when
    you RAISED NO OBJECTION to littul Johnny’s piss test without
    probably cause. Just sayin’. Hey, I’m a rights kook, what
    can I say. Actually think we had a Constitution an
    Bill ‘Rights once

  201. LOL @ Patron Reposado Breakfast Squares

  202. shāf says:

    Hmmm, that gives me an idea… add tequila to Peggy’s lemon squares recipe!

  203. 216 – She never asked him if he did off-market Viagra

  204. 220 lololololol! Rush you scamp!
    You creepy fucking rw pedophile
    hypocrite junkie Joe Goebbels
    school o’journalism scamp you

  205. MidWestRuth says:

    Speaking of movies–I’d really like to see the progressive movie guys come out with a neo-futuristic flick–one where poverty, disease and famine are wiped out, and class warfare and racism gone. You know, workers’ rights reign over corporate influence. I think if more people could see how that future looks, it’d be easier for them to accept the first steps…like universal healthcare.

  206. I would think that high school drug tests would be for the teachers and maybe the student athletes. And why would you need to buy your own tests at the drug store?

  207. 210 grate Nieztche quote, missed that in Phil 101
    lolololol

  208. #222, that future was called “Star Trek the Next Generation”, and people thought it was hokey and heavy-handed, especially when they introduced the Ferengi to represent today’s capitalists.

  209. shāf says:

    #222 I’ll see what I can do (with my Indie pals).

  210. Popcorn flying around? Not oreos, Mr. Steele?

  211. capt says:

    The WH made Rush say it – SAY IT!

    These GOP slugs have no clue how effin reeeeedickulous they sound?

  212. 223 Jim! Saginaw MICHIGAN or Wisconsin? yer right up I-75

    drug tests for all who want them!
    none for those who don’t want them!
    drugs for all who want them!
    none for those who don’t want them!
    same with guns

  213. shāf says:

    #228 Oreos and popcorn? Mr. Steele certainly makes a lot of foodie references. ;)

  214. Skyhawk says:

    222- And more cow bell. ;)

  215. 222 – sorry, but that sounds painfully boring… you need to have conflict coming from somewhere

  216. Saginaw, Michigan

  217. capt says:

    Steele – kinda like a stock “pump and dump”

    THAT will give the GOP some cred.

    I think it was Jon Stewart who reminded the GOP “You know it isn’t just ANY black guy?”

  218. #232, maybe he’s junkfoodie on match.com. The Cow-moo joke sounds about his level.

  219. 227 – you lie! you have no friends!

  220. Rupug vision
    lazzie faire hands off no regulation
    just let the corrupt cowboy capitalist
    kill all competition and create monopolies
    and get all Enron/Tycho/WorldCom etc etc etc on us
    hey, it’s The Grate American Tradition!
    what’s wrong with you freaking commie democrats?
    You think gov’t exists to keep the wolf off yer neck?
    Make the world safe for homophobic closeted gay jowly
    white guys who take what they want cause who will stop
    them? Rule by the most ruthless and amoral.

  221. Those match.com commercials make we want to suckerpunch everyone I meet

  222. shāf says:

    #234 Not if you get all “Michael Bay” on it’s ass and include lots of cyborgs and explosions! :D

  223. MidWestRuth says:

    #234 – No worries. Shaf’s pals can find an antagonist to throw in the plot. Maybe aliens. Sexy aliens.

  224. 235 we’re practickly neigbors, I’m perched on
    the rim of this great teeming post industrial
    post apocalypse crater called Dee-town. South
    til ya smell it, East til ya step in it…

  225. 242 – I think that’d be beyond the capabilities of your indie friends

  226. 243 Sexy Aliens [in best Homer Simpson/Squeezy voice]
    Steph in a re-make of Barbarella!

    who’ll green light this!?

  227. Maybe Mama should institute a “one per week” limit on callers – especially the RWNuts.

  228. KSyrahSyrah says:

    VIEW ALERT!!!!Our RACHEL MADDOW is on “The View” today.  You can watch it on the net after Steph on abc.com/the view!!!!

  229. shāf says:

    Hmmmm, sexy aliens with suggestive clothing in adult situations… It. Might. Just. Sell!

  230. Barbarella poster: is that Steph behind her
    wearing an eyepatch? [pirate booty ref]
    http://www.mannythemovieguy.com/images/barbarella.jpg

  231. Skyhawk says:

    Stepharella? I’d buy that for a dollar.

  232. usrcrk says:

    Getting back to the Lush Rush, isn’t he guilty of Sedition?

    Sedition is a term of law which refers to covert conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority as tending toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority. Sedition may include any commotion, though not aimed at direct and open violence against the laws. Seditious words in writing are seditious libel. A seditionist is one who engages in or promotes the interests of sedition.

  233. watched “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”
    last night. Lot’s o’blood and gore,
    Johnny Depp hilarious as CIA agent.
    Gotta check out his fake arm trick,
    he shoots Cheech… Robert Rodriguez
    great director, movie prolly owes more
    to Mexican film tradition than Hollywood
    but that’s good. Selma Hayek, mmmmmmmm!

  234. capt says:

    #249,

    I have a copy in my cart at Amazon.

    Been having issues at the Amazon site – makes me pause. It is just some odd error message from IE but it is buggin me so I haven’t completed my order – yet.

    I can’t wait to get it

  235. 253 Stepharella: this thing may get some traction yet.
    If only I had the capability to photoshop the Barbarella
    poster and put it up on Steph’s gallery, or knew someone
    who did…

  236. capt says:

    SPAR – warming up but don’t RUSH! – TA!

    lololololo

  237. Sedition? Flush? no. TREASON.
    Hang the Fucker.

  238. Lori in Mpls says:

    Hi Bloggers!
    Did anyone catch the name of the group that the caller – who would take no more comments – referenced about the health care summit today? I just learned that, at the last minute, Prez Obama invited two people who support single payer health care to join in the reindeer games today.

  239. capt says:

    Where are the friggin sharks with lasers on their heads?

  240. kar-hussein says:

    I knew there was a unicorn in the basement of the White House! That and big foot!

  241. capt, I know what you mean about Amazon,
    some issues, fortunately there are other
    sites… can’t wait to hear your book report,
    you are in for a treat.

  242. Rush Limbaugh isn’t the leader of the Repugs.

    he’s the mouthpiece of the Powers That Be. he is paid to say those things which benefit his benefactors.

  243. kar-hussein says:

    260—yay! Good for Obama for inviting the single payer advocates, even if it was at the last minute.

  244. that’s all I asked for: sharks with laser beams
    throw me a bone here

  245. shāf says:

    Largess = Largeness

  246. craig in mpls says:

    The difference between sedition and treason consists primarily in the subjective ultimate object of the violation to the public peace. Sedition does not consist of levying war against a government nor of adhering to its enemies, giving enemies aid, and giving enemies comfort. Nor does it consist, in most representative democracies, of peaceful protest against a government, nor of attempting to change the government by democratic means (such as direct democracy or constitutional convention).

  247. kar-hussein says:

    Random question–any of you smart people know what hospital in Miami Robin Williams might have been taken to? He’s just gone through a divorce and since I’ve been through a divorce too I fear he’s going crazy the way divorced people do.

  248. 259
    Stephanie has already dropped the hint Fox-style that Oxy-Boy could be executed for treason.

    I LOVE that woman.

  249. shāf says:

    #264 Yep, he is the water-carrier for the corporatists and neo-cons.

  250. Ederlore says:

    Of course the GOP wants financial devastation for America. They want millions of homeless, hungry people marching in the streets. They want riots to occur (even if they have to incite them) so they can scare the hell out of voters who will turn away from Democrats and vote the fascist Republicans back in to control of government. It’s not about what’s good for America, it’s all about what’s in it for them.

  251. Skyhawk says:

    Rethugs are incredible. Everything they accuse liberals of, they in fact actually are. Methinks they dost project too much.

  252. Ederlore says:

    Jim sounds too much like Wallace Shawn.

  253. kar-hussein says:

    273—yup.

  254. 250 – Oh I hope Elizabeth Hassleback is there today, Rachel will turn her into a little puddle of goo…

  255. #268 ya got me, I’m too simple for the finer distinctions
    between sedition and treason, but willing to be eddycated.
    In any case I still want to see that fat bastard Rush hung,
    along with all the Repug Neocon bastards. I know damned
    well they deserve it. World Historic Crimes Against Humanity.
    Subversion of the Rule of Law. War of Aggression. Torture.
    Rendition. And Flush was right there all along lying to
    justify it.

  256. scooter says:

    The mush from Rush comes mainly out his tush . . .

  257. capt says:

    I love Squeezy!

  258. kar-hussein says:

    Wow, we haven’t heard Squeezy for a while. I don’t know if I’ve missed him or not….;-)

  259. shāf says:

    #280 Ahhhhhhhhhh!

  260. capt says:

    SPARTA

    Is clearly on the horizon!

  261. kar-hussein says:

    279—very nice.

  262. Don’t SPARTA until you see the whites of their eyes!!

  263. demdame says:

    kar – Unknown. Reports just say a South Miami hospital. Cause: heart problem, with no details yet.

  264. capt says:

    SPARTA

    SPARTA

    SPARTA

  265. kar-hussein says:

    I can’t hear Chris’ phone at all. LOL

  266. #57, #60 Heidi Klum

    can’t picture her without a) hideous Seal face
    b) hilarious Mad TV Crista Flanagan version
    of Heidi

  267. capt says:

    SPARTA

    SPARTA

    SPARTA

  268. capt says:

    SPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTASPARTA

  269. shāf says:

    Glad ProducerChris cleared that up. I heard that, too!

  270. capt says:

    SPARTA?????

  271. This. Is. SPAAARTAAAgh!!!

    *kicks William F. Buckley’s corpse into pit*

  272. Skyhawk says:

    Get your Sparta here!

  273. kar-hussein says:

    287—yeah, that’s what I found too. He’s been married forever and when those long-term marriages end it’s hell, unless the person was a poser all along. But Williams was no poser.

  274. capt says:

    Where’s the SPARTA

  275. shāf says:

    You commie Sparta-loving sons-of-guns!

  276. Skyhawk says:

    This is SPARTA!

  277. kar-hussein says:

    Oh dear God! I’ve spartaed worrying about a celebrity! How lame is that!?

  278. Skyhawk says:

    Kar is Sparta for a day!

  279. capt says:

    Kar!

    Very sneaky! Act like you don’t even want it – you sly tease!

    Congrats!

    *bows*

  280. shāf says:

    kar takes Sparta without even trying! *bows*

  281. kar-hussein says:

    And capt. worked so hard today at sparta-ing. Capt, you are Vice Sparta.

  282. demdame says:

    Nanoo, nanoo kar!

  283. kar-hussein says:

    306—trust me, when people think I’m a sly tease I’m generally lost in thought, oblivious to what’s going on around me. ;-)

    It happens to me a lot in real life too.

  284. um. the makers of the movie “300″ prolly owe each of us a free copy of the director’s cut of said film, due to all the free advertising.

  285. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Did someone say SPARTA?

  286. kar-hussein says:

    310—lol, thank you ! I was trying to think of an appropriate sparta salute for the day. Nanoo, nanoo it is!

  287. Skyhawk says:

    Is it 80′s bump day?

  288. Spartas are my trade. I am a Sparta. My name is Paul the Sparta. I arrange, design and sell Spartas.

  289. Steph yer so hott
    yer ass is Phat
    so who got the last laugh anyway?

  290. kar-hussein says:

    I really enjoy all the different ways we spartans use the word “sparta”. We are so creative.

    OMG, I can’t believe people use to call Steph that.

  291. capt says:

    Capt, you are Vice Sparta

    I am not worthy!

    :lol:

  292. 280 pic of Heidi in truck,
    but you missed the comment under the pic:
    “Face of an angel. Ass of a teamster.”

  293. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Congrats to kar-hussein–Sparta is yours!

    Yet another link to HuffPo, but really this article explains more about the stock market crash/banking crisis than Forbes+Biz Week combined:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/04/jimmy-caynes-profanity-la_n_171850.html

    In which Jimmy Caynes, CEO of Bear Sterns, and obviously unaware of No Cussing week, calls Tim Geithner a lot of names because he wouldn’t bail out the Bear. Oh yeah, and he smokes a lot of pot and was the guy who went golfing during the crisis. Duuuude, that’s righteous!

  294. kar-hussein says:

    If Heidi Klum has the tush of a teamster then I will start praying to look like her.

    But she’s not very bright. I’ve seen her in talk shows.

  295. 317 yer that chick from SNL who one ups evveyboddy

  296. Ederlore says:

    As a BBW I’m getting a bit tired about people who must always insult us. I’d rather be big then a bigot.

    Steph, you’re too obsessed about your weight.

  297. shāf says:

    Can we say “sucked ass” during No Cussing week? Oh, what the f*ck!

  298. capt says:

    I am tired of hearing the 19 or 20 million listeners?

    Put Mama on 750 or 1,000 stations and she could make the same claim.

    UGH! (only people would actually enjoy hearing Mama!)

  299. shāf says:

    #324 If Heidi Klum has the tush of a Teamster, I gotta’ start hanging out with more Teamsters! ;)

  300. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    Mornin’
    Finally got into the office. Whadimiss?
    (Just kidding!)

  301. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Shut yer piehole, there, dincha know it’s No Cussing Week?? :twisted:

  302. scooter says:

    Referring way back up the page to the ass-kicking of CNBC delivered by Jon Stewart last night: I e-mailed the URL and a couple pertinent questions to the Squawk Box hosts this AM and received a rather terse personal response from none other than host Joe Kernan. You know, I think Stewart really struck a nerve up there at the “Close But No Cigar” channel!!

    BTW, the Dow is in the dumper again today with the ticker reading an ominous 6666.66 a few minutes ago. Citigroup is having a 99-cent sale on its shares, so better buy ‘em now before they’re all gone!!

  303. Bill O’Reilly: no one sane wants to listen to you. The ones who do, do so only because their heads would be empty otherwise.

  304. Skyhawk says:

    And another Huffpo link, Jon Stewart nails CNBC:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/05/jon-stewart-eviscerates-c_n_172057.html

    Special kudos to the Daily Show research team!

  305. demdame says:

    #330 Sarah – We solved all the economic problems and brought about world peace.

  306. news for you PeterW, right wingers though Star Trek:TOS was heavy handed too … TNG was just a continuation of Rodenberry thoughts and writing tradition for Star Trek…

    but then right wingers hated M*A*S*H too

  307. #331

    #*@# that kid. he can keep his “No Cussing Week.” i hereby name next week “All Cussing Week.”

  308. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    336-demdame, I always miss the good stuff! How are you? The sun finally came out here. I’m happy. :-D

  309. #322
    Jim in Saginaw says:
    March 5, 2009 at 8:28 am

    #257: Yout wish is my command. Love live Jambi.
    http://community.stephaniemiller.com/_Stephanella/photo/2796630/81991.html

    You da Man! Great work

  310. demdame says:

    #339 Sarah – Sunny and about 40 here. By Sunday we may get to 70 degrees. Woohoo!

  311. k to the g says:

    Morning all! Ah, there’s nothing like the smell of roasted Pig-Boy in the morning! :-D

  312. kar-hussein says:

    Did anyone see Stephen Colbert yesterday. He did a new bit called The Doom Bunker complete with dry ice smokiness. It was a take off on that fool Glenn Beck. It was hysterical.

  313. shāf says:

    The GOP is definitely operating on autopilot.

  314. LittleTimmy says:

    I heard earlier that Republican’ts in congress have proposed a bill to declare victory in Iraq . . . but they never declared a war in the first place WTF?

  315. capt says:

    Republican leaders?

    “In what respect Charlie?”

  316. capt says:

    The GOP is definitely operating on autopilot.

    Like on “Airplane?”

    :lol:

  317. shāf says:

    Sounds like a project for Shane-… Take the song “Let’s Talk About Sex” and use M. Steele’s drop “Let’s talk about Rush”

  318. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    341-We’re already at 48 degrees! We’re havin’ a heat wave, a tropical heat wave …

  319. demdame says:

    #343 kar – I saw it. Glenn Beck is trying to scare weak-minded followers. He asks “experts” what terrible things we’ll experience by a particular year due to the Democrats. It’s real survivalist fright talk.

  320. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    So now the GOP is trying to nudge Steele out, probably because in spite of his self-confessed “rhetorical flourishes” about one-armed midgets and such, he is actually trying to do his job and get the GOP’s wheels back on the road. Makes perfect sense.

  321. stupid stupid Repugs.
    Too dumb to realize “rebranding”
    and a couple o’minority figureheads
    don’t cancel out ruining the country
    destroying the Constitution
    all their evil crimes
    hey, mebbe think about changing yer policies, eh?
    Fuck You Repugs, on to the dung heap o’history with ya

  322. Chris Hussein says:

    347–Complete with blow-up dolls

  323. yeah cuz minority children don’t want to read an uplifting story

  324. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    347-Yup!

  325. kar-hussein says:

    Glenn Beck is one guy I’ve never liked. His is one of Rush’s pupils.

    OK, I gotta go. Have a nice Nanoo-nanoo sparta day all! Kiss your kids and your pets!

  326. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    Bye, kar!

  327. shāf says:

    Toodles, kar!

  328. so Europe is not okay .. or doing better than us right now

  329. capt says:

    You boob!

    Sometimes I love this show TOO much!

    lololo

  330. from twitter:
    davidsirota: GOP says HMOs are way better than gov’t health care – then says gov’t health care will outcompete HMOs: http://tinyurl.com/bt8a44

  331. demdame says:

    Bye bye kar. Thanks for dropping by. Hurry back.

  332. capt says:

    Have a great day Kar!

    Hurry back when you can.

  333. ‘member that one dance song that went
    “people are still having sex
    this aids thing isn’t working”???

    “Christian girls are the the biggest sluts, especially the Catholic ones. They like that filthy, nasty sex.” — Ohhhhh, Stephanie!

    “Does no one in the Democratic Party understand how Hitler became all powerful? Do they think there will be no “extraordinary circumstances” until people are packed off to jails or concentration camps by the tens of thousands, as the Japanese Americans were? What the hell is the matter with Democrats anyway?”
    –Lawrence Velvel, dean of the Massachusetts Law School, in Counterpunch for the first half of January, 2006

  334. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Maybe Blackwater changed its name in honor of Dr. Strangelove:

    “Of course, Xe whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a SECRET! “

  335. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    359-Is Europe in better economic shape?

  336. found it
    LaTour 1991 hit “People Are Still Having Sex”

  337. Rachel Maddow is on the View right now.

  338. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Did anyone else have the paranoid suspicion when, after Obama took the wind out of McCain’s sails by saying his current helicopter was just fine, suddenly the plans and specifications of said Marine One helicopter were found to have been leaked from a DOD contractor’s computer via file-sharing ware and turned up on a computer in IRAN…that maybe someone didn’t want to lose the contract for the nice new expensive super-cost-overrunny helicopters?

  339. Obama’s opening gambit to dramatically expand the health-care system has attracted surprising notes of support from insurers, hospitals and other players in the powerful medical lobby who are set to participate in an unusual White House summit on the issue this afternoon. The lure for the industry is the prospect of tens of millions of new customers: If Obama succeeds in fulfilling his pledge to cover many more Americans, those newly insured people will get checkups, purchase medicine, undergo physical therapy and get surgeries they cannot afford today.

    [...]

    Not everyone is happy, of course, and lobbyists and health-care experts warn that major obstacles lie ahead…

    Former Columbia/HCA executive Richard L. Scott has launched a nonprofit group called Conservatives for Patients’ Rights, which promises a $20 million multimedia ad campaign warning that the country is hurtling toward socialized medicine. Scott, who was pushed out of Columbia/HCA in the 1990s and now runs a chain of Florida urgent-care clinics, said in an interview that he has put up $5 million of his own money to kick-start the effort, with hopes of building a grass-roots campaign.
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/3/5/0393/77854/950/704850

  340. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    378-I wish I could see it. I love that Ms. Maddow!

  341. demdame says:

    #368 Jim – I hope she does well. That show seems to end up a shout-fest too many times. She’s so sharp she’ll mentally run circles around them.

  342. capt says:

    Only beer heiresses can have planes – everybody knows that.

  343. 359 – they have nationalize a few things and seem to be blunting this better .. also many countries have HEALTH CARE .. people aren’t so worried

  344. capt says:

    Mama is a homo-ner?

    What’s that?

  345. shāf says:

    #376 Yes! It was an awesome dark comedy.

  346. demdame says:

    Word salad, Steph.

  347. shāf says:

    #379 So that would make Rush a “word salad shooter”?

  348. They’re keeping em for 2012 … hoping everyone has forgotten and no one has a memory, a camera or google

  349. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    375-Health care is the key.

  350. Skyhawk says:

    380 – It’s the Rush-O-Matic!

  351. somebody tell Johnny Conyers to muzzle his
    freaky insane wife, she is killing Detroit,
    that whack job racist evil bee-otch. Let
    my Cobo Hall revitalization deal go!

  352. k to the g says:

    KKKarl and Harriet on the docket – yeah, baby :-)

  353. Here’s to Rush… tossin’ some salad

  354. Skyhawk says:

    385 – They’ll plead the fifth or claim alzheimer.

  355. When will we kill NAFTA and GATT and keep
    a job or two in the country? Hate to say
    that jug earr’d little git Ross Perot was
    right, but we got no manufacturing left,
    in case you didn’t notice.

    Or just make the Chinese abide by the deals
    they already made: allow unions, real currency,
    safe working conditions, pollution controls, etc etc etc etc

  356. capt says:

    I think the GOP wants to have the $20 million set aside under Bunnypants for the victory party.

  357. Skyhawk says:

    “Victory” for Iran maybe. It gave them more influence.

  358. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    387-OMG
    Do these people think they’ll get away with stuff like this? Yes. They think they’re above the law.

  359. shāf says:

    #385 I’m not cheering until I hear them sing. I suspect some more Kabuki Theater is in store, with lots of “to the best of my recollection” scattered throughout the testimony.

  360. scooter says:

    BTW, incredible heat wave underway here in W. KS today. When the show started it was 28F and now, 3 hours later, it is 78F!! Expecting 88F for the high, but we’ve already risen 50 degrees, maybe the prediction is low? You bastids in the NE, prepare to be thawed.

  361. k to the g says:

    388. I think they’re giving closed testimony which will be presented in transcript form for starters. :-(

  362. #387 Steele.. who knew? annother Repug scumbag

  363. awwright, you all keep me sane up til noon 5 days
    a week. Now to try not to run off the rails for
    the rest of the day… thanks for everything

  364. shāf says:

    Great show and blog, y’alls!

    Have a wonderful rest of the day.

  365. capt says:

    OMG!

    The show – it is over – already?

    You all have a nearly perfect day! (leave a little room for improvement)

    Ciao!

  366. Ederlore says:

    #
    Cindy in Boston (370)

    Yesterday Ed Schultz was outraged that his health insurance premium was going up another $125/month. He will be paying more than $900 per month to cover his wife and himself. Health insurance companies will eventually greed themselves out of business or they will only exist for the wealthiest 5%. I don’t think their scare tactics will fool the public again like they did during Clinton’s attempt. Too many people are working part-time jobs, if they have a job, and can’t pay for healthcare. We’ve tried the Conservative way of ‘free market’ and it’s failed everyone but the CEO’s of the health insurance companies who rake in millions while denying needed services.

  367. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    396-Put on the sun screen and get out the swim suits.
    Have a wonderful day, everyone.

  368. demdame says:

    #396 – Bring it on. :-)

  369. Juliet Hussein Bravo says:

    Thanks for the heat wave, Scooter! It can’t arrive soon enough. See y’alls tomorrow!

  370. demdame says:

    See ya. Happy rest of the day to you all.

  371. 387 thanx for that Cindy, very nice to know
    just how big a scum bag Steele is. Hookers,
    at the RNC convention! Who knew? o’course
    they’d prolly rather Dominican 10 year old boys

  372. awesome old Firesign Theatre bits:
    “i was a cock teaser at rooster rama”
    “don’t get into any strange cars with Deputy Dan”

    – look those up that’ll keep ya til tomorrow

  373. que says:

    Good for you Stephie. You get your piece of the insanity girl. I hope this takes off enough for ya before the DNC makes it too uncool.

  374. Sarah in Santa Cruz says:

    Good morning, All